Believe
I don't like Tentacle Rape! How the hell did they come up with this?
Dear god, the sequel... oh, that's great. The only time these fucking small-brained amateur writers ever acknowledge my tentacles, it's so I can use them to penetrate someone with. Good lord... and then I turn him? Well, having a very strong henchman is a smart move, this horrendous story says that I do it out of "love". Gag me.
A Pheasant Experience
(*opens fire at computer*)
Chain Breaker
That was a highly illogical pairing.
Show an affirming flame
"... ...illogical." (I'm at a loss: Spock Speak to Spock Speak is confusing.)
edited 16th Jan '11 9:13:52 PM by SabresEdge
... ... OHHH NOOO! MEDIC! CHARGE NOW! NOW IS AUTHOR KILLING TIME!
"They had to make this awesome dude female, didn't they?"
A Pheasant Experience
"... That's not the right type of pilot..."
Chain Breaker
This is a strange pattern. Most illogical, I might add.
hehehehe
A Pheasant Experience
Wait a minute, just how is my avatar supposed to read this?
Same way a disembodied floating evil reads?
Just needs the moon now. OT3
Dreaming out loud.
HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
-face implodes-
-Evil Laugh-
What is that? NOOOOO! MEDIC!
edited 17th Jan '11 1:57:22 AM by EarlOfSandvich
Dreaming out loud.
Yeeeeah, it's perfectly normal for people to keep "a large collection of exotic East Asian restraining devices" in their basement. You know, in case they need to restrain someone or something.
edited 17th Jan '11 2:13:34 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Hey
Being a Pokémon, I'm not much into humans, much less underage humans made out of clay. This disgusts me.
-kills slash author-
edited 24th Jan '11 2:06:26 PM by Slouch
{Gets eaten}
Sandvich make me... MEDIC! BRAIN BLEACH CHARGE NOW!
Dreaming out loud.
Who is this "Yuki Nagato" chick, and what's a "soft pink wetness"?
I'm really, really sorry.
edited 20th Jan '11 1:12:14 AM by betterthanstrawberry
Teeny hat.
...
If anyone, finds out about this, my reputation will be tarnished!
Hey... "The Great Megavolt and his encounter with The Abomination"... I get to fight a monster and win? This should be electrifying!
-Reads-
...AAAAAAARGH!
-Destroys monitor-