ITT: Your Avatar Is Reading Slash Of Themselves and The Above Avatar

Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)

Bop

Jan 16th 2011 at 5:26:27 PM

Hey... "The Great Megavolt and his encounter with The Abomination"... I get to fight a monster and win? This should be electrifying!

-Reads-

...AAAAAAARGH!

-Destroys monitor-

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality

Believe

Jan 16th 2011 at 5:26:37 PM

I don't like Tentacle Rape! How the hell did they come up with this?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

EarlOfSandvich

Jan 16th 2011 at 5:27:38 PM

NO! My only love is Sasha!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow

Shaggy haired shaman

Jan 16th 2011 at 8:36:05 PM

Dear god, the sequel... oh, that's great. The only time these fucking small-brained amateur writers ever acknowledge my tentacles, it's so I can use them to penetrate someone with. Good lord... and then I turn him? Well, having a very strong henchman is a smart move, this horrendous story says that I do it out of "love". Gag me.

Usually here.

TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality

A Pheasant Experience

Jan 16th 2011 at 8:38:09 PM

(*opens fire at computer*)

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?

Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities

Chain Breaker

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:09:46 PM

That was a highly illogical pairing.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars

SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth

Show an affirming flame

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:13:13 PM

"... ...illogical." (I'm at a loss: Spock Speak to Spock Speak is confusing.)

edited 16th Jan '11 9:13:52 PM by SabresEdge

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.

EarlOfSandvich

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:13:48 PM

... ... OHHH NOOO! MEDIC! CHARGE NOW! NOW IS AUTHOR KILLING TIME!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

FuschlatzOReilly

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:15:42 PM

"They had to make this awesome dude female, didn't they?"

TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality

A Pheasant Experience

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:16:43 PM

"... That's not the right type of pilot..."

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?

Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities

Chain Breaker

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:19:58 PM

This is a strange pattern. Most illogical, I might add.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars

Counterclock

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:23:48 PM

hehehehe

TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality

A Pheasant Experience

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:24:24 PM

Wait a minute, just how is my avatar supposed to read this?

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?

Counterclock

Jan 16th 2011 at 9:28:47 PM

Same way a disembodied floating evil reads?

Just needs the moon now. OT3

betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere.

Dreaming out loud.

Jan 17th 2011 at 1:42:48 AM

HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.

TheGreatPiesAlt

Jan 17th 2011 at 1:43:40 AM

-face implodes-

Counterclock

Jan 17th 2011 at 1:54:13 AM

-Evil Laugh-

EarlOfSandvich

Jan 17th 2011 at 1:57:09 AM

What is that? NOOOOO! MEDIC!

edited 17th Jan '11 1:57:22 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere.

Dreaming out loud.

Jan 17th 2011 at 2:09:00 AM

Yeeeeah, it's perfectly normal for people to keep "a large collection of exotic East Asian restraining devices" in their basement. You know, in case they need to restrain someone or something.

edited 17th Jan '11 2:13:34 AM by betterthanstrawberry

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.

Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you