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Parakus from not Belgium Since: Jul, 2009
#76: Jan 15th 2011 at 3:40:32 PM

NOOOOOO! So much paperwork!

The next avatar is being forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup.

[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#77: Jan 15th 2011 at 6:14:10 PM

...I don't even want to think about forcing a Heroic BSoD on a Reality Warper.

Next avatar is in a nuclear ballistic missile submarine, is under attack, and has just received launch orders.

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#78: Jan 15th 2011 at 6:50:17 PM

(*pecks at buttons lazily*)

The next avatar has just been shot.

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#79: Jan 15th 2011 at 6:51:20 PM

The bullets don't penetrate the armor

The next avatar is skydiving while drunk.

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#80: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:07:06 PM

Nevermind...

edited 15th Jan '11 7:14:36 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#81: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:12:30 PM

Hmm...

-Forces a whole bottle of whiskey down her throat-

This should be electrifying!

The next avatar is handcuffed to their archnemesis.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#82: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:30:15 PM

(*handcuffs fail to fit onto my avatar and its archnemesis, the two proceed to engage in epic battle*)

The next avatar has just read an erotic slash fic involving him/her/itself.

edited 15th Jan '11 7:30:24 PM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#83: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:31:41 PM

-She violently hacks the computer apart-

The next avatar has just woken up outside, naked.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#84: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:33:28 PM

"So that's what I look like naked..."

Next avatar is being rotisseried...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#85: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:36:54 PM

Whaoh! What's that smell? ...Actually, that smells kinda good!

The next avatar is buried up to their neck in quicksand

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#86: Jan 15th 2011 at 7:38:59 PM

"Help me! I'm drow—" (glubglubglub)

Next avatar is about to land in a volcano...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
0_.
#87: Jan 15th 2011 at 8:27:34 PM

" ARGH! YARGH! Oh.... Ness....."

Next Avatar must face SCP 682 in combat.

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#88: Jan 15th 2011 at 8:45:16 PM

Earl gets eaten. He won't even put up a fight.

The next avatar is facing a wall of ubercharged Heavies!

edited 15th Jan '11 8:45:34 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Gaunt88 from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#89: Jan 15th 2011 at 8:46:22 PM

"Oh crap..." *Fires rocket, runs for the APC, is shot.*

The barista messed up their order at the coffee shop.

edited 15th Jan '11 8:46:57 PM by Gaunt88

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#90: Jan 15th 2011 at 8:48:48 PM

Ohhh, I HATE when this happens! IT DRIVES ME MAD! Just for that, I'm cutting off the power of every Starducks in St. Canard! Which is every other place! St. Canard, how will you stay awake now!?

The next avatar is under attack by Painis Cupcake!

edited 15th Jan '11 8:49:07 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#91: Jan 15th 2011 at 8:56:40 PM

She dodges with ease and hacks his head off.

Next avatar is fighting SCP-682.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#92: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:10:49 PM

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE!?

-Tries to zap to death, fails-

The next avatar is now in prison for a crime they didn't commit

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#93: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:13:32 PM

-presses E continually- MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!

I TELL YOU, I DON'T MURDER BLU TEAM! THEY FIGHT ME!

The next avatar is forced to play Battletoads

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#94: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:19:50 PM

He wins.

Next avatar is taking a public bath.

SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#95: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:24:58 PM

[up][up]Ahem... l33t hacker skillz, anyone?

[up]Oh, good. Because a Furo Scene is just what this show needed...

The next avatar is caught in endless recursion of time.

edited 16th Jan '11 1:25:27 PM by SabresEdge

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#96: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:48:21 PM

Nothing. It already is in an endless recursion of time.

The next avatar has just contracted Ebola.

edited 16th Jan '11 1:48:33 PM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#97: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:49:34 PM

"Duuude! That sucks!"

The next avatar has eaten a bomb and is about to blow up...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
UnorigunNalname Classic Furry Sidekick. from Mobius Since: Aug, 2010
Classic Furry Sidekick.
#98: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:53:38 PM

Hokey Smokes! we gotta find a hospit- *crude explosion*

The next Avatar is in outer space without a helmet.

edited 16th Jan '11 1:54:06 PM by UnorigunNalname

My name remains a mystery to us all.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#99: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:54:30 PM

-Silently dies-

The next avatar is pregnant

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#100: Jan 16th 2011 at 1:55:23 PM

[up][up]

[up] MEDIC! How could this happen?

The next avatar had only one hour of sleep when he got to work, and they ran out of coffee.

edited 16th Jan '11 1:55:50 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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