...I don't even want to think about forcing a Heroic BSoD on a Reality Warper.
Next avatar is in a nuclear ballistic missile submarine, is under attack, and has just received launch orders.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.(*handcuffs fail to fit onto my avatar and its archnemesis, the two proceed to engage in epic battle*)
The next avatar has just read an erotic slash fic involving him/her/itself.
edited 15th Jan '11 7:30:24 PM by TheGinkei
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?" ARGH! YARGH! Oh.... Ness....."
Next Avatar must face SCP 682 in combat.
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Earl gets eaten. He won't even put up a fight.
The next avatar is facing a wall of ubercharged Heavies!
edited 15th Jan '11 8:45:34 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Ohhh, I HATE when this happens! IT DRIVES ME MAD! Just for that, I'm cutting off the power of every Starducks in St. Canard! Which is every other place! St. Canard, how will you stay awake now!?
The next avatar is under attack by Painis Cupcake!
edited 15th Jan '11 8:49:07 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-presses E continually- MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!
I TELL YOU, I DON'T MURDER BLU TEAM! THEY FIGHT ME!
The next avatar is forced to play Battletoads
I now go by Graf von Tirol.![]()
Ahem... l33t hacker skillz, anyone?
Oh, good. Because a Furo Scene is just what this show needed...
The next avatar is caught in endless recursion of time.
edited 16th Jan '11 1:25:27 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.![]()
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MEDIC! How could this happen?
The next avatar had only one hour of sleep when he got to work, and they ran out of coffee.
edited 16th Jan '11 1:55:50 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.

NOOOOOO! So much paperwork!
The next avatar is being forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup.
[DATA EXPUNGED] - I would NEVER do that to a kitten! -Dr. █████