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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#526: Feb 28th 2011 at 1:32:51 PM

"Well, what else am I to do? I can't change out of the suit or armor it better. Besides, I've been to Afterlife before, although they don't normally let me back in since the whole 'cooked asari pudding' debacle."

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#527: Feb 28th 2011 at 2:01:23 PM

Una clicked on her VI interface. As much as she hated using the thing, she'd need a little assistance now. "Run VI Cordelie" She said as the partly opaque 3D image of an Asari with some traits that seemed particularly out of the ordinary. "I answer to you madam Una." The Asari VI said. "Set: Greeting: Just Una." Una said, typing in her administrator password, causing the VI to stutter briefly "Your new greeting is: Welcome Just Una." Una sighed, she was no good when it came to working the VI, she really needed to learn that some day. "Oh fucks sake. Set: Greeting: Una. End Command. Start command...." She hesitated briefly. "Browse Vid store, purchase and download Asari Confessions 26: True Blue, secure channel, end command." The VI merely nodded, removing the confirmation for every damn command had taken Una a good three days of annoying back-and-forth, but it was well worth it.

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#528: Feb 28th 2011 at 2:15:53 PM

Skylar shrugged.

"I guess. Just hope that suit is enough armour."

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
daltar (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#529: Feb 28th 2011 at 2:34:59 PM

"Hell, we're going to a party? Good thing I'm wearing my most formal suit. Wouldn't like to look bad in such a situation" The krogan said.

slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#530: Feb 28th 2011 at 3:43:06 PM

Una shortly thereafter joined the rest of the crew. "We should probably eat before we go out. Don't know about you Dextros, drinking on an empty stomach is never a good thing for little old me."

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Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#531: Feb 28th 2011 at 9:30:25 PM

Marik was lounging around at that point, having put on a snazzy suit his sister had given him the last year. At Una's suggestion of food, however, he jumped into action. "That sounds like a plan! Any suggestions for what would be a good pre-game appetizer? And may I add, you seem neither little nor old to me, Una," the Turian added with a wink.

edited 28th Feb '11 9:31:17 PM by Firebert

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theLibrarian Since: Jul, 2009
#532: Feb 28th 2011 at 9:33:16 PM

"As long as it's none of that spicy stuff again. That might fool the sensors into thinking that we brought guns inside." Tarsus said wryly.

edited 28th Feb '11 9:33:27 PM by theLibrarian

Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#533: Mar 1st 2011 at 2:11:21 AM

"That trial was absolute bullshit."

Dano could be heard even from his quarters.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#534: Mar 1st 2011 at 3:28:50 AM

"I'm over One Hundred Years old, man." She commented. Sure, she was just a child by Asari standards, but that didn't change the fact that she had been traveling around the universe since before her other crewmates was born. "But when it comes to food, didn't you cook up something before we left?" She asked Marik. "We probably should finish that."

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Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#535: Mar 1st 2011 at 5:12:27 AM

Marik shrugged at Una's response. "Just sayin' that you don't look old, that's all. And yeah, I've still got those Pyjak cutlets from before."

Upon hearing his fellow Turian, he responded "Don't worry Tarsus, I'll leave out my barbecue sauce now. Besides, I don't think having barbecue-breath would be all that attractive, anyways." He then started readying the meat for consumption once again.

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#536: Mar 1st 2011 at 10:25:08 AM

"Pyjak, sounds tasty."

Dano walked into the room, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#537: Mar 1st 2011 at 10:47:30 AM

"Oh yes." Una agreed, not quite sincere herself. "The Pyjak is a mighty beast, and tasty too." She cast a look at the clock, their schedule was a little tight, but the cool guys were always late anyway.

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#538: Mar 1st 2011 at 12:59:11 PM

"Pyjak? Those things with the long tails that make annoying screeching noises? They don't look nearly large enough to make good food."

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#539: Mar 1st 2011 at 1:30:48 PM

"And that they scavenge in the waste for their meals..."

Dano could not see pyjaks as a meal, as hard as he tried.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Firebert That One Guy from Somewhere in Illinois Since: Jan, 2001
That One Guy
#540: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:22:31 PM

Marik stifled a groan at the crews jabs. "Haha, very funny. Well, surprisingly enough, I got this Pyjak meat from a Krogan who was ranching the things. Must have been some kind of crazy, I thought, until I actually tried it. Turns out, they actually have some pretty tender flesh, when they haven't been eating trash."

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slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
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#541: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:25:22 PM

Una shrugged. "I'll try anything once. Let's get our eat on, Rano gets... inventive when he's left to wait." She headed to the kitchen

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#542: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:38:46 PM

Skylar shrugged and followed Una to the kitchen.

edited 1st Mar '11 4:41:06 PM by Mukora

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#543: Mar 2nd 2011 at 5:49:57 AM

"Sounds interesting... Hell, I'll eat anything once, better than that damn nutrient paste."

edited 2nd Mar '11 5:50:03 AM by Plumbum

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#544: Mar 2nd 2011 at 12:10:44 PM

Dano looked at the pyjak meat. You could tell it was once a pyjak.

"You know what? I think I'm going to be late!"

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#545: Mar 2nd 2011 at 12:27:33 PM

OOC: Where is everyone exactly? I'm not gonna read all 22 pages, especially since it'll help avoid going meta. tongue

A young, relatively small krogan idly walked towards the Afterlife. His appearance was somewhat remarkable: He had reddish scales and spotted orange skin (nothing strange there) but the left half of his face was missing. Instead, he had a metallic, prosthetic left face and jaw with an artificial eye.

It was not uncommon to walk armed around Omega, but this particular krogan hauled both a massive shotgun and a sniper rifle, and was fully armored. As he went through the queue, he observed passersby attentively, his mechanical eye making a faint screeching sound with each scan. He was openly smoking what in all likelihood was an enormous spliff.

He tapped the ground with his right claw, either anxious or twitchy.

"Lemme in. I'm Tarek, and I wanna speak with Patriarch.", he said to the bouncer.

edited 3rd Mar '11 10:08:39 AM by SavageHeathen

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slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#546: Mar 3rd 2011 at 6:37:04 AM

Time skip, weee!

After dinner, Una led the crew through the streets of Omega towards Afterlife. The pyjak had tasted better than she expected, but that didn't really say all that much. Still, it had been better than drinking on an empty stomach. "How about we try not upsetting the locals this time?" She asked. "As occasionally hilarious as I find the odd bar brawl, today's not really a day for it."

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theLibrarian Since: Jul, 2009
#547: Mar 3rd 2011 at 6:56:36 AM

"As long as nobody starts it with us," Tarsus replied. He felt wrong in his off-duty clothing. He'd preferred wearing his Onyx suit, but that probably would have attracted the wrong sort of attention. He had his pistol, at least.

Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#548: Mar 3rd 2011 at 10:28:12 AM

"Yeah, I think I can do without a fight. I've run out of fresh masks!"

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
slowzombie Platypus! from Way up North Since: Jan, 2001
Platypus!
#549: Mar 3rd 2011 at 10:32:47 AM

Una frowned as the line to Afterlife became visible. "Also, might be a good idea to keep an eye on how much I drink." She grimaced, she was at least twice as old as anybody in this crew, but still, she'd had some... unfortunate drinking experiences in her time.

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#550: Mar 3rd 2011 at 11:07:34 AM

"You know, my own drinking is usually...interesting. Or so I'm told, I rarely remember it."

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.

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