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eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#2376: Sep 29th 2012 at 6:13:52 AM

2012? What is this, 2010?

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2377: Sep 29th 2012 at 12:58:50 PM

Mist kiss to see if she tastes like mint ice cream

DrFurball Since: Jan, 2001
#2378: Sep 29th 2012 at 1:05:45 PM

"Snap out of it, Furball! She's not even human!"

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2379: Sep 29th 2012 at 2:01:32 PM

"Motherfuckers! Tweeting in our skies! This means war Europe!"

The Ryder Cup (a big golf tournament) is taking place nearby. Today I noticed some skywriters skywriting "PADDY POWER DIG DEEP #GO EUROPE"

UmLovely The Darkness Grows from 2814 Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Darkness Grows
#2380: Sep 29th 2012 at 5:40:34 PM

"My general persona is cultured like roller-skates."

RISE
Hermiethefrog Since: Jan, 2001
#2381: Sep 30th 2012 at 4:02:20 AM

"Your lives are saved because of some woodland creature. BE THANKFUL YOU SHITHEADS."

MasterInferno It's Like Arguing on the Internet from Tomb of Malevolence Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
#2382: Sep 30th 2012 at 11:30:10 AM

"It's Western CGI anime."

describing the new TMNT series on Nickelodeon

Somehow you know that the time is right.
Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#2383: Sep 30th 2012 at 11:52:52 AM

"I am a crab! I peench! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOOP!"

The "r" in "crab" was more like a French, back-of-the-mouth kind of "r"

HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2384: Sep 30th 2012 at 6:15:28 PM

Is it strange that I want to see a Rhyperior destroy a city?

HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2385: Sep 30th 2012 at 7:20:24 PM

John F. Kennedy is the best Doughnut

Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#2386: Sep 30th 2012 at 7:21:58 PM

[up] Just like the people of Berlin!

My lips feel as though I've eaten something spicy, but I haven't...

HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2387: Sep 30th 2012 at 7:35:42 PM

concesso ora parliamo l'italiano

Desidero che il velociraptors abbia fatto dei buoni animali domestici

Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#2388: Oct 1st 2012 at 4:47:13 AM

"Yes, striking me in the penis hurts like balls."

FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
SlendidSuit Freelance Worrywart from Probably a Pub Since: Oct, 2011
Freelance Worrywart
#2389: Oct 1st 2012 at 5:21:28 AM

"You should buy it. You get to hit on a light switch."

With regards to New Vegas

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2390: Oct 1st 2012 at 5:44:14 AM

Sexy Derpy makes me miss my friend.

owlwarrorforaslan5 pony an transformer girl from Narnia Since: Oct, 2012
pony an transformer girl
#2391: Oct 2nd 2012 at 6:52:01 PM

Out of context:

  • singing* "Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana..."
In context: It makes no sense in context either. I am just like that sometimes.

Giant robots colorful ponies are just awsome!
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2392: Oct 2nd 2012 at 8:16:37 PM

"I knew brandishing a weapon at an inanimate object would yield results."

A video was loading slowly, so I brandished a sword at my computer screen. When I did the video loaded faster.

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#2393: Oct 3rd 2012 at 12:47:34 PM

"Please don't stand on my foot. No, wait. Keep standing on my foot."

Speaking to a toddler. My foot was swollen and in pain at the time, but when he stood at a certain spot, it pinched a nerve or something and made it feel better.

edited 3rd Oct '12 12:47:43 PM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Karalora Since: Jan, 2001
#2394: Oct 3rd 2012 at 1:27:46 PM

I only just discovered this thread, so I have to share something from a couple of days ago:

"My vagina got Firefly canceled."

My contribution to a discussion thread where people were mocking misogynists who blame women for everything by declaring our vaginas to blame for various bad things.

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#2395: Oct 3rd 2012 at 4:28:27 PM

"I return from eating and everything is Yordles. I am unsurprised."

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Hermiethefrog Since: Jan, 2001
#2396: Oct 3rd 2012 at 8:03:08 PM

"Hey how do you spell kibosh? Kibosh? Kabosh? Kaboosh? Kabooshanagglestick?"

Spell check says kibosh.

edited 3rd Oct '12 8:03:18 PM by Hermiethefrog

Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#2397: Oct 4th 2012 at 6:32:12 AM

-surprised tone- "Wot, you used to own Belarus? surprised"

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#2398: Oct 4th 2012 at 4:28:37 PM

"For some reason my mind's stuck on the word spidergina."

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#2399: Oct 4th 2012 at 4:31:40 PM

"VENGEANCE!"

I had to come up with one sentence for how someone in the crowd present to Charles 1st's execution for how they felt. Awkward silence was had because I'm pretty sure I partly shouted that

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2400: Oct 4th 2012 at 4:33:57 PM

"I forgot that country highways are stained with the blood of small rodents. Oh, and I guess small marsupials too."

I went for a drive in a rural area not far from my house and was suddenly reminded of how much roadkill exists in rural areas. Though, I'm not quite sure if the opossum was really dead.


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