Out of context:
- singing* "Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana..."
"Please don't stand on my foot. No, wait. Keep standing on my foot."
Speaking to a toddler. My foot was swollen and in pain at the time, but when he stood at a certain spot, it pinched a nerve or something and made it feel better.
edited 3rd Oct '12 12:47:43 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.I only just discovered this thread, so I have to share something from a couple of days ago:
"My vagina got Firefly canceled."
My contribution to a discussion thread where people were mocking misogynists who blame women for everything by declaring our vaginas to blame for various bad things.
"I return from eating and everything is Yordles. I am unsurprised."
I guess we could go... wherever we please."For some reason my mind's stuck on the word spidergina."
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)"I forgot that country highways are stained with the blood of small rodents. Oh, and I guess small marsupials too."
I went for a drive in a rural area not far from my house and was suddenly reminded of how much roadkill exists in rural areas. Though, I'm not quite sure if the opossum was really dead.

2012? What is this, 2010?
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.