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HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2351: Sep 23rd 2012 at 9:06:14 PM

is that right? Commas are bitches!

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#2352: Sep 24th 2012 at 10:05:25 PM

I wish people tasted like pickles. I'd be more inclined to eat them.

There isn't enough context in the world to make this make sense.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#2353: Sep 25th 2012 at 1:28:26 AM

Is it bad that it makes sense to me?

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#2354: Sep 25th 2012 at 9:47:04 AM

"We're going to plant trees in the house of commons!"

Politics today was hilarious.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Telcontar In uffish thought from England Since: Feb, 2012
SlendidSuit Freelance Worrywart from Probably a Pub Since: Oct, 2011
Freelance Worrywart
#2356: Sep 25th 2012 at 12:55:11 PM

"It could be like a magic tree. Be all "I can make this house disappear!" then set the cow on it."

Not even in context did this really make sense.

edited 25th Sep '12 12:55:36 PM by SlendidSuit

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
ABNDT Since: Mar, 2011
#2357: Sep 25th 2012 at 1:33:48 PM

"Yes, kiss the walking corpse!"

DrFurball Since: Jan, 2001
#2358: Sep 25th 2012 at 2:00:52 PM

"Of course, you look up in the sky all the time and see people flying by flapping their arms."

HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2359: Sep 25th 2012 at 3:52:39 PM

is it normal for dog licks to cause you to completely forget what you're brain storming on?

Takwin Polite smartass. from R'lyeh Since: Feb, 2010
Polite smartass.
#2360: Sep 25th 2012 at 10:17:22 PM

"Mine look like centipede legs and rocks; just big ol piles of lazy."

Describing my hand drawing technique.

"Not that I'm trying to one-up you here: the vagina lady story is pretty great."

"Oh my god. What. No. I was talking spiderman. Where did semen come from?"

Special note: all these came from online chats with my girlfriend. She's just magical like that.

edited 25th Sep '12 10:17:46 PM by Takwin

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#2361: Sep 26th 2012 at 6:36:36 AM

"Angry masturbation. And occasionally Make-Up masturbation."

Said during a frank discussion of self-pleasure.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2362: Sep 26th 2012 at 11:13:44 AM

Everybody should have giant sand sculptures of there favorite food.

Matues Since: Sep, 2011
#2363: Sep 26th 2012 at 11:15:25 AM

I am but a used tissue paper.

I am so tired I could crumple to the ground.

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#2364: Sep 26th 2012 at 12:04:55 PM

Where is the lumber? Where's the ore?
Where are the thiefless die I used to roll for?
To build my last city
I must obtain more wheat for me

...

I WANT MY SHEEP BACK!
I WANT MY SHEEP BACK NOW!

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
#2365: Sep 26th 2012 at 12:56:42 PM

Tray seeking antro panda's into that.

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#2366: Sep 26th 2012 at 6:47:45 PM

[up][up]Now that's pretty funny. I guess I'm not the only one to randomly break into song while playing Settlers of Catan.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#2368: Sep 27th 2012 at 11:07:03 AM

-runs across the road, arms spread- "RISK ASSESSMENT!"

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#2369: Sep 28th 2012 at 4:56:13 AM

Apologies for the double postage.

"Fuck the world. I'm wearing a fleece."

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LibrisDedita Vivé la cuddlevolution! from A land of queues. Still. Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Vivé la cuddlevolution!
#2370: Sep 28th 2012 at 5:00:18 AM

Noa: That is awesome. grin

"We are Libris. We will add your literary distinctiveness to our own. Collection is imminent. Resistance is futile." -Tuefel PM box ope
betterthanstrawberry Dreaming out loud. from back in the atmosphere. Since: Sep, 2010
Dreaming out loud.
#2371: Sep 28th 2012 at 6:57:10 AM

"Had to stay up late last night after realising I'd mislabeled stairways as 'choke points'. Don't ask."

Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#2372: Sep 28th 2012 at 7:39:39 AM

[up] Stairways as Choke Points is actually a viable strategy. It's a narrow space and you can get the high ground.

Sun Tsu probably loved stairs.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Hermiethefrog Since: Jan, 2001
#2373: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:46:44 PM

"What compelled me to write a tragic villain with an Oedipus complex again..."

Muramasan13 Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Not war
#2374: Sep 29th 2012 at 2:18:59 AM

"I composed you a birthday song! It's called Threnody for a Brother!"

Smile for me!
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#2375: Sep 29th 2012 at 6:05:48 AM

This was technically from yesterday, but I forgot to post.

"How is making a pop culture reference and then blowing someone's head off funny?"

I don’t even know anymore.

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