You can't have a baby sucking on a nipple in this restaurant! People are eating here!
It had to do with this.
Also,
Well, crap floats. Especially when it's filled with farts...
edited 1st Sep '12 6:42:52 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Mr. K's a nipple-gazer? TELL ME MORE!"
My friend is in a different bio class than me with the same teacher. Apparently the teacher was surprised he was able for his eye level to be that high on a particularly tall student (as in, his eye level was at the student's nipple level).
I don’t even know anymore."I think I know what happened to my wang. I threw it into my cubby, loose, without putting it safely into my flute case. So it's probably floating around the band room somewhere."
In my school's marching band, the coordinate sheets distributed to every member that show exactly where we are on the field and when are placed inside a clear plastic sleeve with an elastic string attached. Some people wear them around their waists so that the plastic sleeve hangs down in front like a certain male-exclusive organ, and that is why we call them wangs. It should all make sense now.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."On the Internet:
edited 6th Sep '12 7:55:43 PM by chihuahua0
It's like that one party where you get way too drunk and insult everyone, then wake up in the morning going "Oh god what have I done." And the past hundred years have just been us running around apologising to the world while nursing a hangover.
Talking about the American Revolution/colony era and Britain's part in the whole thing.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Conversation with Hopey:
Me: Looking around... I think I need to take some glasses downstairs!
Hopey: Do it with awesome.
Me: How does that work? I see no ninjas around and Napoleon never calls me back. FRENCH SWINE!
Hopey: Ah. Just be you.
Me: But... I am Napoleon -plot twist-
Hopey: ... Mother of god.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Courtesy of my mom: (singing) "There's a duck in my butt- hallelujah!"
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)^ Hahaham, Futurama.
"I am cold, tired, and reeking of fish love!"
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of Tv Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)

"YOU HAVE HUGE TEXT! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE BRAINS!"
After opening a friend's email, this was my immediate response. In my defense, the text was huge.
edited 30th Aug '12 12:11:23 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.