"Okay, look, if you're Sonic in like, a transgender way, I'm totally okay with that, but if you're Sonic in a Creepypasta way, yeah I don't really trust you."
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
I know the context for that one.
"Hi, I'm Church and I'm at church."
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT“ Yesterday taught me that my brother is more likely to die in a firework related incident, whether it be from flicking the lighter near a table covered in fireworks like a maniac or walking away as slow as humanly possible after lighting a firework with a name like ‘Satan’s Asshole’”.
“Now get out there and make someone smile!”"This is probably a reference I'm not Brazilian enough to understand."
nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved(Sung loosely to the tune of "There! Right There!", starting from the line "But look at his coiffed and crispy locks")
But look how I simped over Nhazul
!note
Look how I limp-wrist like a fool,
Look at the BL that I drew, wait, what did I just say?!
(Get to the point, güey!)
Bin ich schwul..? (Natürlich schwul!)
Oder nur 'n Fudanshi?
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything."Count Raczyński died from headcannon, you have to watch out for that."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Local Odd Squad Connoisseur
"Every character that Adam Sandler plays is just called 'Adam Sandler' to me...
....that means Dracula's real name is Adam Sandler"
"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself""Ah yes, my favourite colours: Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, the Second Coming, the Dark Lord, the Chosen One, Victim, and phone
! [Beat] Don't say it... [Beat again] THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
"They can form coherent thoughts, they just don't want to."
nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved"Oops I accidentally lobotomised myself. Oops, I did it again~!"
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything."What is happening to my dog? Why is it turning into an anteater?"
There's probably been at least one person who got a Borzoi puppy without ever seeing what the breed looks like as an adult — since Borzoi puppies have a relatively shorter snout in comparison to what they look like as adults, I could see someone being completely confused as to what was happening to their dog.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow."Nah, I should cool it with the stick figure talk. I always tell people not to take one thing and make it their whole personality, yet here I am."
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything."IT'S URANIUM BUT IT'S DRUGS AND IT'S MADE OF GHOSTS."
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)“Dear BUC-EE,
Daddy whipped me with the big wooden spoon again.
Love, Jimmy.”
- Me joking with a friend about using a pink fuzzy diary with a picture of Bucee Beaver on the front that I found in a BUC-EES gas station. Just to be clear, Jimmy is not a real person.
“Now get out there and make someone smile!”"Time loss to cattle RNG."
A herd of cattle crossing the road briefly halted my trek to the bus stop. Fortunately I still made it with half an hour to spare.
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD“Music related characters from Japanese media that are characterized on the forum as being neurodivergent sapphics”
"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison""You know you've screwed up when the best-case scenario has you dead..."
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything."Well, I can't do it with a ramp because this game doesn't fucking have quarter cylinders!"
nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved

"We gettin' imposter syndrome with this one! =D"
Alternatively:
"Cut the paper, cut the tape, cut the cardboard, cut the wires, [Beat] cut out your landlord's trachea and become the landlord..."
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.