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HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17576: Jul 4th 2025 at 3:41:10 PM

"We gettin' imposter syndrome with this one! =D"

Alternatively:

"Cut the paper, cut the tape, cut the cardboard, cut the wires, [Beat] cut out your landlord's trachea and become the landlord..."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ratatoskr Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature from Yggdrasil (Plucky Ensign) Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Imbued with a Combustible and Volatile Nature
#17577: Jul 4th 2025 at 5:27:04 PM

"Okay, look, if you're Sonic in like, a transgender way, I'm totally okay with that, but if you're Sonic in a Creepypasta way, yeah I don't really trust you."

AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#17578: Jul 4th 2025 at 5:31:32 PM

[up]I know the context for that one.

"Hi, I'm Church and I'm at church."

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Mitsy56 The Coolest Artist Around! from MoonPieTown (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
The Coolest Artist Around!
#17579: Jul 5th 2025 at 10:30:01 AM

“ Yesterday taught me that my brother is more likely to die in a firework related incident, whether it be from flicking the lighter near a table covered in fireworks like a maniac or walking away as slow as humanly possible after lighting a firework with a name like ‘Satan’s Asshole’”.

“Now get out there and make someone smile!”
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17580: Jul 5th 2025 at 11:13:30 AM

"This is probably a reference I'm not Brazilian enough to understand."

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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#17581: Jul 5th 2025 at 1:02:27 PM

"Bizarro Batman's parents were big fans of William Afton."

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17582: Jul 5th 2025 at 9:03:51 PM

(Sung loosely to the tune of "There! Right There!", starting from the line "But look at his coiffed and crispy locks")

But look how I simped over Nhazul!note 

Look how I limp-wrist like a fool,

Look at the BL that I drew, wait, what did I just say?!

(Get to the point, güey!)

Bin ich schwul..? (Natürlich schwul!)

Oder nur 'n Fudanshi?

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#17583: Jul 6th 2025 at 12:28:17 PM

"Count Raczyński died from headcannon, you have to watch out for that."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
ilovewildkratts1 Local Odd Squad Connoisseur from a nice breezy expansive meadow (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Local Odd Squad Connoisseur
#17584: Jul 6th 2025 at 2:03:04 PM

"If you give a horse girl a cookie...or more..."

Wuewuewuewuewueing my way to the bank.
NoName404 [Insert Title Here] from Sealand Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
[Insert Title Here]
#17585: Jul 6th 2025 at 6:21:06 PM

"Every character that Adam Sandler plays is just called 'Adam Sandler' to me...

....that means Dracula's real name is Adam Sandler"

"This forum signature likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself"
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17586: Jul 6th 2025 at 11:44:19 PM

"Ah yes, my favourite colours: Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, the Second Coming, the Dark Lord, the Chosen One, Victim, and phone! [Beat] Don't say it... [Beat again] THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#17587: Jul 8th 2025 at 10:07:53 AM

"No locks, because fifth graders only deserve the illusion of privacy."

Emphasis mine.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17588: Jul 8th 2025 at 10:36:35 AM

"They can form coherent thoughts, they just don't want to."

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Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17589: Jul 8th 2025 at 4:45:01 PM

So, according to the canceled sequel. Bugs was hot on his granddaughter.

HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17590: Jul 8th 2025 at 10:13:43 PM

"Oops I accidentally lobotomised myself. Oops, I did it again~!"

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#17591: Jul 9th 2025 at 6:54:29 AM

"What is happening to my dog? Why is it turning into an anteater?"

There's probably been at least one person who got a Borzoi puppy without ever seeing what the breed looks like as an adult — since Borzoi puppies have a relatively shorter snout in comparison to what they look like as adults, I could see someone being completely confused as to what was happening to their dog.

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#17592: Jul 9th 2025 at 2:40:41 PM

"A big white bird on your head has this effect."

Veritas Vincit.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17593: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:55:24 PM

"Nah, I should cool it with the stick figure talk. I always tell people not to take one thing and make it their whole personality, yet here I am."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Mitsy56 The Coolest Artist Around! from MoonPieTown (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
The Coolest Artist Around!
#17595: Jul 10th 2025 at 10:42:40 AM

“Dear BUC-EE,

Daddy whipped me with the big wooden spoon again.

Love, Jimmy.”

- Me joking with a friend about using a pink fuzzy diary with a picture of Bucee Beaver on the front that I found in a BUC-EES gas station. Just to be clear, Jimmy is not a real person.

“Now get out there and make someone smile!”
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#17596: Jul 10th 2025 at 5:15:22 PM

"Time loss to cattle RNG."

A herd of cattle crossing the road briefly halted my trek to the bus stop. Fortunately I still made it with half an hour to spare.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#17597: Jul 10th 2025 at 9:30:08 PM

Music related characters from Japanese media that are characterized on the forum as being neurodivergent sapphics

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17598: Jul 10th 2025 at 10:04:07 PM

"You know you've screwed up when the best-case scenario has you dead..."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Cibryll ~Serra~ from Lightning Crest (she/her) Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
~Serra~
#17599: Jul 11th 2025 at 2:29:25 AM

"Chrome why did you kill the monkey"

"Can you even read the blackboard written clear as can be?" / "Can you even read his mind? See that kid's lost fantasy?"
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17600: Jul 11th 2025 at 7:12:59 AM

"Well, I can't do it with a ramp because this game doesn't fucking have quarter cylinders!"

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