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JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#17551: Jun 27th 2025 at 7:41:00 PM

"If they don't let me date the floor on which I stand, I'm going to be very disappointed."

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17552: Jun 27th 2025 at 11:19:46 PM

"Oh my guwod it's Nhazul! The Nhazul! So cool!"note 

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#17553: Jun 30th 2025 at 1:02:08 AM

A two-for-one today: "Three cups of quarters, and three Englishes." followed by "Look. Three cups of quarters means words and English, which as we know I cannot do. That's why I said three Englishes right after." I MEANT to say three quarters of a cup. My brain just shorted itself out.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
Mitsy56 The Coolest Artist Around! from MoonPieTown (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
The Coolest Artist Around!
#17554: Jun 30th 2025 at 12:29:12 PM

“I’ve got good news and bad news about the Goodwill Outlet. The good news is that I wasn’t mugged. The bad news is that my grandmother refuses to let me use the Pizza Hut delivery bag I bought as a backpack for the next school year.”

“Now get out there and make someone smile!”
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#17555: Jun 30th 2025 at 2:20:39 PM

At TvTropes: "Derail-ception."

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jun 30th 2025 at 5:21:51 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17556: Jun 30th 2025 at 8:14:06 PM

"Aight, that's all the time and patience I have for today. If anyone needs me, I'll either be on Stickpage or Coolmath Games. Whichever I wind up on first."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
ilovewildkratts1 Local Odd Squad Connoisseur from a nice breezy expansive meadow (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Local Odd Squad Connoisseur
#17557: Jul 1st 2025 at 3:29:55 AM

"We sure it's not 'stupid' spelled with a K instead of an I because someone already took 'STOOPID'?"

Wuewuewuewuewueing my way to the bank.
MathsAngelicVersion Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music from Gensokyo Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
#17558: Jul 1st 2025 at 4:45:17 AM

"Plus and minus are broken."

Context: In the calculator roguelike Calculate It, you are given a number and have to turn it into a different number. While the game offers all sorts of wacky buttons, + and - are easy to use and highly reliable as long as you have enough charges for them and for the basic number buttons. For instance, if you want to turn 32 into 72, you can go "32 mod 3" to get 2, append 4 to get 24, use the "turn all 4s into 7s" button to get 27, then flip the digits to get 72 ... or just go "32 + 40 = 72" and get it over with.

Edited by MathsAngelicVersion on Jul 1st 2025 at 1:46:36 PM

Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17559: Jul 1st 2025 at 2:34:03 PM

Hey, you're just mad at the universe, and I happen to be the part of the universe,you can talk to.

HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17560: Jul 1st 2025 at 7:37:32 PM

"(Inexplicable Canadian accent) I'm sorry?! Call me a Pronunciation Nazi, but it's [ˈkʰæ.ɹə.mɛl], not ['kʰʊ̆ə.mʌl]. [ˈkʰæ.ɹə.mɛl] is the dessert, ['kʰʊ̆ə.mʌl] is the town. I will rip your jaw out for that."

Edited by HunterGr33n on Jul 1st 2025 at 8:32:15 AM

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#17562: Jul 1st 2025 at 8:17:48 PM

"The murder house was pretty nice, though."

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
CurledUpWithDakka from Kansas City, MO, USA 64127 (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#17563: Jul 1st 2025 at 9:29:54 PM

Once a month, there's jelly inside.

(I was quoting a Reel seen on Facebook.)

I said "drop it: it's hot," not "drop it like it's hot!"
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#17564: Jul 1st 2025 at 10:40:39 PM

"wasn't expecting to forced out of the closet by my past self..."

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
The Zangoose nobody likes
#17565: Jul 1st 2025 at 10:57:52 PM

[In a desparate tone] "FINE! I'll accept the Shoop-da-Woop version!"

Hello! My Name Is Inigo Montoya. I made the Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together.
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#17566: Jul 2nd 2025 at 9:41:45 AM

"Get out of my way kids of low income people, I have a large Dürum"

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#17567: Jul 2nd 2025 at 3:14:05 PM

"I wouldn't listen to my sinuses."

For every low there is a high.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17568: Jul 2nd 2025 at 8:09:42 PM

"Oh. Oh. Oh shit. There are at least 67 RHG fanfics on AO3 alone. That's, like, 52 more than I was expecting."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#17569: Jul 3rd 2025 at 2:22:59 AM

"Diversity win! The evil sorcerer says gay rights!"

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17570: Jul 3rd 2025 at 9:43:26 PM

"You can wear a paper towel roll and a necklace made of thumbs for all I care, nobody's gonna notice!"

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
ilovewildkratts1 Local Odd Squad Connoisseur from a nice breezy expansive meadow (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Local Odd Squad Connoisseur
#17571: Jul 3rd 2025 at 9:53:29 PM

"Nooo! I want the weeeeed guy! I want the guy who smokes the weed and still retains wit! This is just generic sober shit!"

Wuewuewuewuewueing my way to the bank.
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#17572: Jul 4th 2025 at 6:54:17 AM

"Oooooh, tHe rOaRiNg kNiGhT iS kRiS, tHe rOaRiNg kNiGhT iS dEsS, you're all wrong, the Knight is actually Sheldon's mother"

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#17573: Jul 4th 2025 at 10:22:20 AM

[eden] WE HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE ELIXIR OF LIFE.

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#17574: Jul 4th 2025 at 2:54:00 PM

"What's the legal definition of a pizza?"

For every low there is a high.
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17575: Jul 4th 2025 at 3:23:12 PM

"That's not rizz, that's sexual assault."

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved

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