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flyingsnow Obsesses over fictional characters too much from In my own world Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Obsesses over fictional characters too much
#17476: Jun 1st 2025 at 11:32:40 AM

They're cute back alleys!note 

Hello! I'm Emu Otori. Emu is meaning SMILE!
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#17477: Jun 1st 2025 at 1:00:18 PM

You look like 24 years World of Warcraft.

Mitsy56 The Coolest Artist Around! from MoonPieTown (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
The Coolest Artist Around!
#17478: Jun 1st 2025 at 2:28:53 PM

“He works at the slushy dog place from Phineas and Ferb and wears the stupid weenie hat💀”

“Now get out there and make someone smile!”
AegisP Kindhearted SSSSSNAKE Man Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Kindhearted SSSSSNAKE Man
#17479: Jun 1st 2025 at 2:31:45 PM

"Oh I am a simp for traumatic nightmares. You are so awesome in my book now."

As long as this flower is in my heart. My Strength will flow without end.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#17481: Jun 2nd 2025 at 3:54:46 AM

[nja]

Edited by ComradeTom on Jun 2nd 2025 at 12:55:28 PM

Veritas Vincit.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#17482: Jun 2nd 2025 at 4:41:52 AM

"I wasn't even focused on the alcohol, I was busy looking at the evil and intimidating minion."

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#17483: Jun 2nd 2025 at 8:47:46 PM

"The hamster was an innocent victim!"

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#17484: Jun 3rd 2025 at 10:11:43 AM

"He's halfway to becoming an octopus!"

Later, "He's well past becoming an octopus!"

Later, "So either one of us is an octopus and the other is normal, or both of us are two-thirds of the way to becoming an octopus."

Edited by Electrite on Jun 4th 2025 at 9:43:42 AM

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17485: Jun 3rd 2025 at 10:45:07 AM

"Being dead is not a personality."

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17486: Jun 3rd 2025 at 5:50:11 PM

"Ah yes, the three genders: men, girls, and employees."

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
riptideRuptur Rotom from Ghost Planet (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
Rotom
#17487: Jun 3rd 2025 at 7:51:16 PM

"gamer girl lumpy ai art"

it's a real thing

Red Oni, Blue Oni, look who's playing guitar-oni (they/them)
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#17488: Jun 4th 2025 at 1:34:00 AM

Nobody uses green text In Puyo Puyo 7! (panicked) NOBODY USES GREEN TEXT IN PUYO PUYO 7! (really panicked) NOBODY USES GREEN TEXT IN PUYO PUYO 7!

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#17489: Jun 4th 2025 at 7:50:49 AM

"It's been Wednesday for suspiciously long time."

Edited by ComradeTom on Jun 4th 2025 at 5:00:40 PM

Veritas Vincit.
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17490: Jun 4th 2025 at 8:41:15 AM

I have spoken to the Junk Dwar

Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#17491: Jun 4th 2025 at 10:23:15 AM

"I'm not gonna roast a four-year-old. I don't have it in me to roast a four-year-old."

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#17492: Jun 6th 2025 at 3:22:10 AM

"The male Ace Trainer head isn't working. I'll try using Hugh's head. (Beat) I sound like a Mad Scientist!"

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
Segal991 A loyal animal lover from Somewhere Beyond the Sea Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
A loyal animal lover
#17493: Jun 6th 2025 at 3:53:33 AM

"Killed to death? What else would they be killed to?"

Oh, I believe in yesterday
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#17494: Jun 6th 2025 at 4:28:53 AM

"They put CLHORINE IN THE POOLS!! NOT CLOROX! "

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
RWBYraikou888 The Undercover Troper from The Kingdom of Atlas Since: Aug, 2020 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#17495: Jun 6th 2025 at 8:09:32 AM

"How do a zoetrope and a ferris wheel FUCK?!"

Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17496: Jun 6th 2025 at 8:29:18 AM

"How did the conversation even get to Chris Moyles feeding Nick Ferrari egg and soldiers?"

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#17497: Jun 6th 2025 at 1:14:36 PM

“The Arty Dooty sc- THE ARTY DOOTY *helpless laughter* ARTEE DOOTEE!!! *silent laughter* ARTEE DOOTEE!!!

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
oaiM_awgaS The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol from Nijigasaki High (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
The Soft-Souled, Fluffy-Furred School Idol
#17498: Jun 6th 2025 at 7:39:53 PM

"This is Walmart, not Super Monkey Ball"

"The dream of tomorrow and the sky of today, expanding in unison"
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17499: Jun 7th 2025 at 9:19:43 AM

"His entire loadout is just gooning."

And about 15 minutes later:

"Why has one my my legs become my cock?"

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#17500: Jun 7th 2025 at 9:42:25 AM

From Discord: "Mook gals are good, actually. Y'all are just cowards."

Also From Discord, Later That Same Day: "Hear me out. Carol Holiday."

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Jun 7th 2025 at 4:37:33 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.

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