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ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#17451: May 23rd 2025 at 2:07:10 PM

"You won't dance to Spice Girls when there's the antithesis of life next to you."

Edited by ComradeTom on May 24th 2025 at 10:51:18 AM

Veritas Vincit.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#17452: May 24th 2025 at 2:40:21 PM

"Can cats cough?"

For every low there is a high.
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from A secret base on Route 114 (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Saddled with unnecessary feelings
ComradeTom Enemy of the working people watched by StB from Eastern Bohemia Since: Nov, 2023 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#17454: May 25th 2025 at 1:13:30 PM

"If I didn´t knew better I would say he's mocking us for still making up new ways how all ties to a cactus-man from the early 80s."

Veritas Vincit.
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17455: May 25th 2025 at 6:04:29 PM

Her snack is a ladybug?

HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#17456: May 25th 2025 at 10:14:54 PM

"Roses are red, violets are blue [Beat] Your rent is overdue."

Edited by HunterGr33n on May 25th 2025 at 10:15:06 AM

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mitsy56 The Coolest Artist Around! from MoonPieTown (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
The Coolest Artist Around!
#17457: May 26th 2025 at 1:04:28 PM

“Toast-Yay cookies are now discontinued because they suck ass, now we have to find a way to get rid of the crate’s worth of Toast-Yays that we purchased”.

“Now get out there and make someone smile!”
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#17458: May 27th 2025 at 7:23:18 AM

"Of course the Victorians drank the macabre; all their water was filled with syphilis."

Edited by Pogakure on May 27th 2025 at 10:24:09 AM

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
ReikoKazama Kersplat! from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Kersplat!
#17459: May 27th 2025 at 8:20:53 AM

"Please come tomorrow, o sacred device that bringeth me internet."

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Croc: Legend of the Gobbos HD
violetsnowgirl Glooby Room Since: Feb, 2023 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Glooby Room
#17460: May 27th 2025 at 12:40:18 PM

Currently my signature: “Hey, uh... Where’s the squick?” “Oh, it’s over there on aisle five.”

Random Me Quote #1662: “This gravity-defying casserole is my father?!” — She/Her
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#17461: May 27th 2025 at 2:35:29 PM

"Don't blow up" to my cat.

For every low there is a high.
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17462: May 27th 2025 at 4:24:47 PM

Why did I think she was a Buffalo when I was a kid?

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
redfoxlol hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer from somewhere, probably Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
hi guys it's me epic from the robloxer
#17464: May 29th 2025 at 1:50:46 AM

"How many racism loadouts do you have?"

nonexistant roblox randomizer game my beloved
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#17465: May 29th 2025 at 5:10:45 AM

"It's the battle of the century: 'Go down' versus 'Arson vibes'."

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#17466: May 29th 2025 at 5:31:04 AM

"THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON AND I'M NOT EVEN IN IT YET."

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
FarseerLolotea from America's Finest City Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#17467: May 29th 2025 at 9:09:23 PM

"A dream squid intimacy worker."

The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy.

Edited by FarseerLolotea on May 29th 2025 at 9:09:41 AM

punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#17468: May 30th 2025 at 2:26:56 AM

"I think it's pretty common to experience muscle pain after undergoing anesthesia... do surgeons make a habit of beating up their patients?"

Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#17469: May 30th 2025 at 4:19:33 PM

"It's like naming a chicken 'Sideshow Bob'."

For every low there is a high.
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#17470: May 30th 2025 at 5:23:08 PM

A wretched hive of scum and villainy… and Labubus.”

Edited by Yamanekko on May 30th 2025 at 5:23:57 AM

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#17471: May 30th 2025 at 11:10:49 PM

"Is someone being murdered in the bathroom or is it just children?"

note 

Edited by MikeK on Jun 9th 2025 at 7:39:56 AM

Eisner 🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧ from the Deepsea Metro (Private) Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
🏳‍⚧she/they pronouns please🏳‍⚧
#17472: May 31st 2025 at 9:40:00 AM

"why does this video keep randomly stopping? i'm just trying to listen to Temenos ASMR."

...i was listening to a video filled with all of his voice lines 😅 it's for a very specific thing but i also just like his voice

Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?
Shyhero Unmotivated dyslexic writer. from Sofa Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Unmotivated dyslexic writer.
#17473: May 31st 2025 at 10:02:13 AM

You know they would be saved at least some trouble if Godzilla could talk.

Probably wouldn't bother to if he could, but.

Edited by Shyhero on May 31st 2025 at 1:02:33 PM

punkcrow The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him) from Northwest Indiana Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
The horrors persist, but so do I (He/Him)
#17474: May 31st 2025 at 2:37:07 PM
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#17475: Jun 1st 2025 at 9:48:26 AM

Pulp Fiction is a Disney film

Here's looking at you, kid.

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