Semain Calm
"DUE TO 270 DEGREE (NOT 90 DEGREE) ROTATED CHESTER ALAN ARTHUR DECIDING TO BURN DOWN A BUNCH OF WEED PLANTS, THE COMPLEX IS NOW FULL OF WEED SMOKE"
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
"Oh, that's why your computer is malfunctioning - you're using it as a catheter."
Logic Girl
"And besides, most people wouldn't want to eat a bazillion cookie sandwiches in a row anyway!"
For every low there is a high.
My Head Is On Fire
"Why is my shirt full of shit?"
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"This looks like a job for Spyro the Dragon and a cup of coffee."
WOOOOOOW
"Tip and turn! Tip and turn! Your F's are V's and your V's are W's!"
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Smartass with too few friends
"The Roomba is not a robot. It is a vacuum cleaner, therefore it is evil and can not bark."
This one is a lengthy joke that has more points to it than stars in the sky, so I'll just leave you to wonder what the hell I meant.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
“Sorry, you can only roleplay serial killers who were caught before the release of Steamboat Willie.”
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"Team Ken, baby"
"If only Seth Rogen was here, I could pee my pants with dignity"
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
lmao
"Ice cream is the opposite of exercise."
Kuma appreciation gang
"Why is Jojo Maid Spingebill my mother, and why were you in bed with her?"
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
My Head Is On Fire
"Enough about disgusting sandwich condiments, we have work to do!"
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"Careful, he's trying to make biscuits on your face."
Hello? Hello, hello?
"oh my god rebel looks like a penguin"
Mad made some of the Murderverse characters in Miitopia, and gave Rebel — probably due to the lack of outfits even remotely close to his — a penguin suit....actually, it's a Perry the Platypus suit.
"why did you separate the beans"
[Beat]
"did i just said beans"
Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Dec 2nd 2020 at 5:19:51 PM
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Dylexic wrighter
“I can mine FASTER, asshole! Watch these popsicle sticks go!”
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Hello? Hello, hello?
"so he'd be vague-ary taylor"
Florien back at it again with the warped/modified politician gimmick. This time they're targeting Zachary Taylor and they're making him blurry due to his vagueness in his stances.
"that is indeed more cursed than nagibaldi"
Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Dec 2nd 2020 at 5:47:13 PM
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Dylexic wrighter
Well to bad nobody made the GIF of HIM that I need right now.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"[you're] not safe from rickrolling even in the afterlife"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Dylexic wrighter
Could have sworn this was Trash heap sorry.
Edited by Shyhero on Dec 3rd 2020 at 3:12:44 PM
My Head Is On Fire
"Let's reminisce on a simpler time when some of us were helping some Christmas lights get to a tree and not get eaten by gremlins."
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
MY EYES
"When I die a virgin I'm gonna kick Lenin's stroked-out ass in socialist purgatory."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Hello? Hello, hello?
" > Inspect the teacup because honestly I'm still confused why the fuck is there a teacup in the yard"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
uwu'd too hard
"This is the best I've ever done, and I'm going to lose anyway."
i was playing tetris 99
"Bitch it's night time there"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."