They turn 20 feet tall and poop nukes when they are feed beef.
"Bong dinosaur"
There was nothing else in that sentence. That was it.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaWhen I woke up, I involuntarily said "nyah" out loud in an anime girl voice. Why...
unsure of what to add as a signature"Me and my husband will both be dressed as scraggly Irish soldiers that the British will hunt for sport. Because that's romantic as shit."
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda"Be careful of green dinosaurs who commit tax fraud!"
Not to double post but his was too good not to share:
"You can't stop me from growing out my gender affirming mullet"
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda"What is with Dragon Ball villains and having abstract ears?"
"Is this one of those shops where you buy a haunted video card and when you come back for refund in two weeks, it turns out that there was no computer shop there since the last fifteen years?"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"This is an angst comic, you cannot convince me otherwise. I have sad."
God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished."Fugly ass man looks like he self identifies as a chav; please marry me you "chewsday innit?" bitch"
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaDouble posting again (remind myself to wait tíl the end of the day before posting next time fkfjkfkgkgk)
"so you're saying I'm homo for the cube?"
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda"So some people did the counting, and figured out that Joe Bidet won in Georgia, won in Pennsylvania and won at life."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von LewisI’m sorry, but I just want to confirm whether ”Joe Bidet” is a typo or not.
If it isn’t, the mental image will still amuse me.
Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on Nov 6th 2020 at 3:36:58 PM
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.That was on purpose. We also call sneakers "trampki" (pronounced TRUMP-kee), so it was a typo-based pun on the new guy's name.
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von LewisRight. Just checking.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming."That's because it's made with demon sweat."
Edited by WillDeRegio on Nov 6th 2020 at 3:35:25 PM
"So, it ran over the ocelot, but not really?"
"Maybe America needs to Pokemon Go to Horny Jail."
Unsurprisingly, in a discussion about Steve Kornacki.
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)"Florien if you got convicted of murder for whatever reason I wouldn't be too surprised"
In AGOM, our pal Florien turns out to be the mf murderer. I, out of boredom and aptness of the current topic, decided to utter this in a Discord server.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice.""I'm actually convinced this fucking butterfly doesn't exist. They had to have patched it out because they knew we'd make money off it." seriously why the fuck have I not found the goddamn Queen Alexandra's birdwing yet it's massive
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade"Baby Yoda vore is just a normal part of Star Wars canon now"
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS."In retrospect, maybe I should have built the bunker first."
“I don’t know why I’m stressed on behalf of the evil body-stealing cultist but that’s where I am right now.”
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"Apparently being a caterpillar does not attract the butterfly you are after." You guessed it: still no Queen Alexandra's birdwing.
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
"Does anyone wanna contribute to my mustache hair removal fund?"
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women