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Lindo-Honorindo WOOOOOOW Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
WOOOOOOW
#13326: Nov 3rd 2020 at 6:17:40 PM

"Does anyone wanna contribute to my mustache hair removal fund?"

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Shyhero Dylexic wrighter from The sofa (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: Omelette du fromage~
Dylexic wrighter
#13327: Nov 4th 2020 at 4:50:37 AM

They turn 20 feet tall and poop nukes when they are feed beef.

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13328: Nov 4th 2020 at 5:45:45 AM

"Bong dinosaur"

There was nothing else in that sentence. That was it.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
moefoxes cabby plush from Library of Cabby Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
cabby plush
#13329: Nov 4th 2020 at 5:46:29 AM

When I woke up, I involuntarily said "nyah" out loud in an anime girl voice. Why...

unsure of what to add as a signature
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13330: Nov 4th 2020 at 3:23:10 PM

"Me and my husband will both be dressed as scraggly Irish soldiers that the British will hunt for sport. Because that's romantic as shit."

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
GoosefromWikipedia (Rule of Three)
#13331: Nov 4th 2020 at 4:17:29 PM

"Be careful of green dinosaurs who commit tax fraud!"

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13332: Nov 4th 2020 at 6:31:12 PM

Not to double post but his was too good not to share:

"You can't stop me from growing out my gender affirming mullet"

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
ChicoTheParakeet Since: Oct, 2019 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#13333: Nov 5th 2020 at 3:03:14 AM

"What is with Dragon Ball villains and having abstract ears?"

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13334: Nov 5th 2020 at 3:49:01 AM

"Is this one of those shops where you buy a haunted video card and when you come back for refund in two weeks, it turns out that there was no computer shop there since the last fifteen years?"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Rockium hyperfixating into the sun from The Comfort Zone Since: Sep, 2020 Relationship Status: In my bunk
hyperfixating into the sun
#13335: Nov 5th 2020 at 6:08:35 AM

"This is an angst comic, you cannot convince me otherwise. I have sad."

God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished.
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13336: Nov 5th 2020 at 2:45:38 PM

"Fugly ass man looks like he self identifies as a chav; please marry me you "chewsday innit?" bitch"

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13337: Nov 5th 2020 at 4:57:30 PM

Double posting again (remind myself to wait tíl the end of the day before posting next time fkfjkfkgkgk)

"so you're saying I'm homo for the cube?"

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13338: Nov 6th 2020 at 6:19:05 AM

"So some people did the counting, and figured out that Joe Bidet won in Georgia, won in Pennsylvania and won at life."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
MagmaTeaMerry My Head Is On Fire from A forest somewhere Since: Sep, 2020
My Head Is On Fire
#13339: Nov 6th 2020 at 6:36:43 AM

[up] I’m sorry, but I just want to confirm whether ”Joe Bidet” is a typo or not.

If it isn’t, the mental image will still amuse me.

Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on Nov 6th 2020 at 3:36:58 PM

My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13340: Nov 6th 2020 at 7:37:11 AM

[up] That was on purpose. We also call sneakers "trampki" (pronounced TRUMP-kee), so it was a typo-based pun on the new guy's name.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
MagmaTeaMerry My Head Is On Fire from A forest somewhere Since: Sep, 2020
My Head Is On Fire
#13341: Nov 6th 2020 at 8:18:26 AM

[up] Right. Just checking.

My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#13342: Nov 6th 2020 at 12:33:49 PM

"That's because it's made with demon sweat."

Edited by WillDeRegio on Nov 6th 2020 at 3:35:25 PM

AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#13343: Nov 6th 2020 at 6:27:03 PM

"So, it ran over the ocelot, but not really?"

eagleoftheninth Keep Calm and Parry On from Cauldron Epsilon Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Keep Calm and Parry On
#13344: Nov 7th 2020 at 5:44:09 AM

"Maybe America needs to Pokemon Go to Horny Jail."

Unsurprisingly, in a discussion about Steve Kornacki.

Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#13345: Nov 7th 2020 at 6:04:04 AM

"Florien if you got convicted of murder for whatever reason I wouldn't be too surprised"

In AGOM, our pal Florien turns out to be the mf murderer. I, out of boredom and aptness of the current topic, decided to utter this in a Discord server.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#13346: Nov 7th 2020 at 9:20:06 AM

"I'm actually convinced this fucking butterfly doesn't exist. They had to have patched it out because they knew we'd make money off it." seriously why the fuck have I not found the goddamn Queen Alexandra's birdwing yet it's massive

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
MaxwellDaring MY EYES from Interzone Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
MY EYES
#13347: Nov 7th 2020 at 6:43:02 PM

"Baby Yoda vore is just a normal part of Star Wars canon now"

INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Florien The They who said it from statistically, slightly right behind you. Since: Aug, 2019
The They who said it
#13348: Nov 7th 2020 at 7:12:32 PM

"In retrospect, maybe I should have built the bunker first."

Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#13349: Nov 8th 2020 at 2:18:46 AM

“I don’t know why I’m stressed on behalf of the evil body-stealing cultist but that’s where I am right now.”

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#13350: Nov 8th 2020 at 3:32:15 AM

"Apparently being a caterpillar does not attract the butterfly you are after." You guessed it: still no Queen Alexandra's birdwing.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade

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