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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#12676: Feb 5th 2019 at 4:34:01 AM

"It's half circus, half madhouse, in a word - the parliament."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Zanreo Sorbet from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sorbet
#12677: Feb 7th 2019 at 3:15:04 AM

"Bad end for his route: He leaves player for a Wii"

Just a funny lil alien guy
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#12678: Feb 7th 2019 at 10:05:02 AM

"Canadians, as a rule, are wholesome. Until they start wearing women's clothes and strangling women."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12680: Feb 7th 2019 at 12:46:09 PM

Put that toothbrush down and come steal these textbooks before someone starts filming me or you!

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
Zanreo Sorbet from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sorbet
#12682: Feb 7th 2019 at 6:50:09 PM

A while back, but: "I'm just going around the city asking everyone in red if they're Santa"

Just a funny lil alien guy
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12684: Feb 11th 2019 at 2:38:17 PM

My great-grandfather was a German soldier. My dad got drunk when he was two. Mom's step-dad ran her over with a tractor. Get over it honey.

Edited by Aaymeirah on Feb 11th 2019 at 4:38:36 AM

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#12685: Feb 12th 2019 at 12:05:36 AM

"I just spent... fifty dollars... on noodles. What even is my life anymore?"

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#12687: Feb 12th 2019 at 5:19:19 PM

"Quick, someone rub a cat on me!"

Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12688: Feb 13th 2019 at 5:18:52 PM

You take the pineapple, you take the pear and the mango is mine! 'Name' WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT BUTTER KNIFE!!! (Real-life fruit ninja, probably not my brightest of ideas)

I could make a killer off of my answeres to human evolution were I so inclined. (I happened to obtain an answer sheet...)

I forgot your name, so can I call you Uncle Frank? (He said yes.)

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#12689: Feb 14th 2019 at 3:55:34 AM

"Hitler's gonna kill himself before they manage to get here."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Corvidae It's a bird. from Somewhere Else Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
It's a bird.
#12690: Feb 18th 2019 at 11:07:32 AM

"Just add some Giger and Cronenberg, and pretend that Benedict Cumberbatch is a spaceship."

Still a great "screw depression" song even after seven years.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#12691: Feb 18th 2019 at 2:50:59 PM

"SssssssssssMELLIN'!"

Cog neuro professor making us discuss what the olfactory bulb was for with the people next to us.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12692: Feb 19th 2019 at 8:05:20 AM

Fine, but how the heck does necrophilia with neutered cats work?

A friend and I were discussing necrophilia in spiders and we got a little off track. What makes this really awkward was that I said this out loud in a public space next to a family with young kids. Last I saw them, the eight-year old was asking what it was. Oops.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#12693: Feb 22nd 2019 at 4:04:32 AM

"I wonder if I can talk normally... I guess I can"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12694: Feb 22nd 2019 at 6:18:42 AM

Do be quiet princess Jasmine, I'm standing in the trunk of a car trying to strap you in and thus don't have time to eat lollipops.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#12695: Feb 22nd 2019 at 1:52:49 PM

"Do mermaids smell like fish?"

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#12696: Feb 23rd 2019 at 6:07:49 PM

"You know what, I'll have a cuppah. I am the resident tea whore, after all."

Roommate's parents were visiting. Her mom jokingly calls me a "tea whore" because she's a huge coffee fan.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12697: Mar 1st 2019 at 5:07:31 AM

Don't touch my forehead, it's sexually charged!

I was meaning to say statically charged.

Edited by Aaymeirah on Mar 1st 2019 at 7:07:44 AM

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#12698: Mar 1st 2019 at 3:14:38 PM

"Well, 'harvest their souls' is a little bit much..."

My response to an inquiry regarding my level-grinding against Chansey in Pokemon Ultra Moon.

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#12699: Mar 1st 2019 at 7:33:49 PM

"Well, he should have told his followers not to buy bootleg god parts off of Amazon!"

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#12700: Mar 2nd 2019 at 8:13:32 AM

"Okay, but who's 'vy'?"

(It Makes Sense in Context: one of the local mobile networks used a shortlink service that generated a link ending with "2GAY4vy")

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

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