"Bad end for his route: He leaves player for a Wii"
Just a funny lil alien guy"Canadians, as a rule, are wholesome. Until they start wearing women's clothes and strangling women."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Alright, time to convince people to establish communism."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Put that toothbrush down and come steal these textbooks before someone starts filming me or you!
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."I've heard of Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action, but this is ridiculous."
A while back, but: "I'm just going around the city asking everyone in red if they're Santa"
Just a funny lil alien guy“I would 100% watch Mekhane’s youtube channel.”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.My great-grandfather was a German soldier. My dad got drunk when he was two. Mom's step-dad ran her over with a tractor. Get over it honey.
Edited by Aaymeirah on Feb 11th 2019 at 4:38:36 AM
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."I just spent... fifty dollars... on noodles. What even is my life anymore?"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade"I don't think the Jambastion mages are toasters."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Quick, someone rub a cat on me!"
You take the pineapple, you take the pear and the mango is mine! 'Name' WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT BUTTER KNIFE!!! (Real-life fruit ninja, probably not my brightest of ideas)
I could make a killer off of my answeres to human evolution were I so inclined. (I happened to obtain an answer sheet...)
I forgot your name, so can I call you Uncle Frank? (He said yes.)
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."Hitler's gonna kill himself before they manage to get here."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Just add some Giger and Cronenberg, and pretend that Benedict Cumberbatch is a spaceship."
Still a great "screw depression" song even after seven years."SssssssssssMELLIN'!"
Cog neuro professor making us discuss what the olfactory bulb was for with the people next to us.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideFine, but how the heck does necrophilia with neutered cats work?
A friend and I were discussing necrophilia in spiders and we got a little off track. What makes this really awkward was that I said this out loud in a public space next to a family with young kids. Last I saw them, the eight-year old was asking what it was. Oops.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."I wonder if I can talk normally... I guess I can"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againDo be quiet princess Jasmine, I'm standing in the trunk of a car trying to strap you in and thus don't have time to eat lollipops.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."Do mermaids smell like fish?"
"You know what, I'll have a cuppah. I am the resident tea whore, after all."
Roommate's parents were visiting. Her mom jokingly calls me a "tea whore" because she's a huge coffee fan.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideDon't touch my forehead, it's sexually charged!
I was meaning to say statically charged.
Edited by Aaymeirah on Mar 1st 2019 at 7:07:44 AM
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."Well, 'harvest their souls' is a little bit much..."
My response to an inquiry regarding my level-grinding against Chansey in Pokemon Ultra Moon.
"Well, he should have told his followers not to buy bootleg god parts off of Amazon!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Okay, but who's 'vy'?"
(It Makes Sense in Context: one of the local mobile networks used a shortlink service that generated a link ending with "2GAY4vy")
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"It's half circus, half madhouse, in a word - the parliament."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis