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Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8751: Jun 17th 2015 at 4:50:21 PM

"Okay, hold on. Look a this scenario. We got genderbent me, who is a vampire for some reason, being weirded out by a walrus wearing the Stone Mask and slowly inching towards her."

... Scribblenauts Unlimited, ladies and gentlemen.

edited 17th Jun '15 4:50:33 PM by Konkfan7

Bananaquit Since: Jan, 2001
#8752: Jun 17th 2015 at 5:09:22 PM

Raggedy Chemo Ann...I feel terrible for referring to her by that name!

electronic-tragedy PAINKILLER from Wherever I need to be Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
PAINKILLER
#8753: Jun 17th 2015 at 5:37:11 PM

My sister, talking to me in a monotone voice: "Is it that dream you had about you joining a pirate crew then going to Disney World?"

also

"I didn't just pop a wheelie I also popped my ankle."

Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#8754: Jun 17th 2015 at 7:56:43 PM

"You put rubber bands around babies at home all the time!?"

In response to my coworker, who, while putting new trash liners in the register cans, said "I'll just put rubber bands around these babies like I do at home all the time".

MonkBarbarian Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Snogging Lavender Brown
#8755: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:26:18 PM

Please don't jack off the Orks.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8756: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:04:15 PM

YOSHI, NO! D:

(I have a small Yoshi figure on my TV next to my Wii sensor bar. For some reason, the cord was around Yoshi's neck...)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8757: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:22:30 PM

We need a Your Grammar Sucks-esque video where someone sings The Strangest Thing You've Said Today discussion.

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8758: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:24:27 PM

I smell chili.

I smell chili... and sauerkraut.

Interesting combination.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8759: Jun 18th 2015 at 12:14:02 AM

[up][up]That is a great idea. I love YGS, I love this thread, a combination of the two... epic.

edited 18th Jun '15 12:14:42 AM by SmartGirl333

EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#8760: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:41:34 AM

So, me and a buddy just went through a bunch of miscellaneous references to our previous TOR experiences earlier.

"I'm watching Dicks of the Old Republic again. I am suddenly reminded of that one time that all of China knew we were there."

"Yeah. That was mostly because I decided to go further up and further in, if I recall."

"...he said, murdering all who lived."

"NEXU! :D"

"Don't you fucking dare. (SAVE THE NEXU)"

"...Still a better quest plotline than the bridge of death."

"WHY IS STAR WARS SUDDENLY MONTY PYTHON"

but HOW?
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#8761: Jun 18th 2015 at 3:15:17 AM

" "That Time When Everyone Was Lightly Coughing" sounds like the weakest fantasy epoch ever."

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#8762: Jun 18th 2015 at 9:34:53 AM

"Fuzz the police!"

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8763: Jun 18th 2015 at 12:39:34 PM

"Elton! Shut up! I'm trying to find my dad!"

Was just watching this music video of Can You Feel The Love Tonight for some reason. At around 1:14, Elton John shows up in the background as Simba looks for his dad, and my statement was the first thing that popped into my head.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8764: Jun 18th 2015 at 1:50:25 PM

With music by Jean-Jacques Perrey for some reason, even though he wasn't Russian. Hehehe, he still isn't.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8765: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:08:36 PM

"So, aliens really do exist. Question, is somebody going to say the 'penis-breath' line? Or do I have to make it?"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8766: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:17:35 PM

Or, just as good as (or even better than) the YGS idea, Rare Sentences Thread Simulator. Have a text-to-speech read the posts out, because text to speech is ALWAYS The Comically Serious.

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8767: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:42:22 PM

"MAY YOU NEVER LACK A DDRU!"

(on the Facebook page for Polish branch of Fuddruckers. What kind of name is Fuddruckers, anyway?!)

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#8768: Jun 19th 2015 at 1:18:15 AM

"Jeeves bring round the hearse"

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8769: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:19:25 AM

Hipster Hitler is not amused.

—I stumbled upon this strip, and look at the 5th panel. LOOK. AT. IT.

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8770: Jun 19th 2015 at 3:42:16 AM

"I may not be sane, and the fact that I can clearly imagine these two becoming friends confirms it. Seriously, a rock and a sea creature. Why do I do this to myself."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#8771: Jun 19th 2015 at 4:48:01 AM

You put your thumb in the air, your finger over there.

You'll probably find it deep down in my fat, red'', a

MaxwellDaring Unearthed Horror from Interzone (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Desperate
Unearthed Horror
#8772: Jun 19th 2015 at 9:28:41 AM

"If nations fought one another with nothing but Youtube Poop, the world would be a better place."

[I LIVE AGAIN]
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#8773: Jun 19th 2015 at 9:34:32 AM

3.0 Turbo? Nooooooooooo!

Regarding model cars that are never coming here due to consumption tanking due to the GST

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8774: Jun 19th 2015 at 10:26:44 AM

I almost said "Marth Balls"...

followed by

Marth, isn't he from Fire Emblrerm... Fire Emblem?

(I get tongue-tied very easily for some reason.) tongue

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
MaxwellDaring Unearthed Horror from Interzone (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Desperate
Unearthed Horror
#8775: Jun 19th 2015 at 1:42:51 PM

"Dang, your stick just shot out of your ass, stabbed me in the foot, then crawled back up your ass."

[I LIVE AGAIN]

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