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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#8726: Jun 15th 2015 at 2:55:17 PM

"Well, it's quarter to ten at night. Let's go to Burger King for dinner."

Five seconds later, total change of mind. Sod that for a game of soldiers.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8727: Jun 15th 2015 at 3:33:55 PM

"I don't even know what work you're talking about, but spoiler alert: your favourite character dies."

—Someone was ranting about spoilers and OMGWTFBBQ WHY DID HE DIEEEE at school, I had no idea what work it was but I said that.

edited 15th Jun '15 3:34:58 PM by SmartGirl333

Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8728: Jun 15th 2015 at 4:23:41 PM

"Now I have the headcanon of Roy having a really cute ass."

... Miiverse Stage.

edited 15th Jun '15 4:24:34 PM by Konkfan7

Bananaquit Since: Jan, 2001
#8729: Jun 15th 2015 at 5:40:33 PM

It’s funny how much apple juice looks like pee. And by “funny,” I really mean “terrifying.”

Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#8730: Jun 15th 2015 at 5:44:32 PM

[up] Maybe it's just really sweet pee grin

edited 16th Jun '15 1:47:46 AM by Nintendork64

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8731: Jun 15th 2015 at 6:49:56 PM

"Apparently people's failures taste like cherry Pepsi."

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8732: Jun 15th 2015 at 6:55:20 PM

"Waaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yope, ah'm call'd... Mr. Bombastic."

Apparently said while half-asleep.

Not dead, just feeling like it.
MonkBarbarian Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Snogging Lavender Brown
#8733: Jun 15th 2015 at 9:55:50 PM

"LOOK, LIZARDS SHOULD NOT HAVE TITS!"

"Oh god please not toothbrush incest"

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8734: Jun 15th 2015 at 11:24:07 PM

[up]"What would that even be? Masturbating with a relative's toothbrush? ...Or maybe the toothbrushes themselves are incestuous?"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#8735: Jun 16th 2015 at 1:46:54 AM

"Niche isn't quiche."

Said at the end of a conversation that almost felt like it was set up just so that joke could be made.

edited 16th Jun '15 1:47:25 AM by Nintendork64

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8736: Jun 16th 2015 at 2:02:10 AM

I rented Chrono Trigger back in 2008 and played it on my DS Lite.

(beat)

I don't know why I felt the need to mention that.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8739: Jun 16th 2015 at 2:45:42 PM

I'm pretty sure it's the tooth brush bristles touching

what have our lives come to that we are arguing over what "toothbrush incest" means

^that also qualifies as a weird quote

edited 16th Jun '15 3:32:15 PM by SmartGirl333

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8740: Jun 16th 2015 at 3:11:49 PM

"Nichijou characters doing a coup, all of them either The Wonka or The Caligula. ... Why exactly am I allowed out in public?"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#8741: Jun 16th 2015 at 4:01:38 PM

"I want to be a Mudkip again!"

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Bananaquit Since: Jan, 2001
#8742: Jun 16th 2015 at 8:01:13 PM

“You know, the sort of guy who lit his cigars with $20 bills in front of people just because he could. Author’s note: I’m not actually saying he really did that. But I’m not saying he didn’t either.”

TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#8743: Jun 16th 2015 at 9:00:06 PM

Nah, I don't melt quickly if you suck on me.

In reference to being called a lifesaver.

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8744: Jun 16th 2015 at 9:10:32 PM

"Says the man trying to make an army of raptors."

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8745: Jun 17th 2015 at 3:26:37 AM

(flawlessly belches the first six notes of the Super Mario Bros. theme)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
Char!
#8746: Jun 17th 2015 at 4:32:55 AM

"The only voice I'm hearing is my kidney."

"I am aware of the wok. I am afraid of the wok."

You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8747: Jun 17th 2015 at 9:12:05 AM

I hate it when people make raghweohlaghlagle...

O_o

RADICAL CHANGES to a website.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8748: Jun 17th 2015 at 10:29:40 AM

"Why the fuck don't the purple ones ever get love?"

And also "Why do they get another game? Show the eyeball asshole love."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
GhostElm Since: Apr, 2015
#8749: Jun 17th 2015 at 12:29:48 PM

"Why was there a xoloitzcuintli?"

"Holy shit, I think the ham just exploded!"

edited 17th Jun '15 2:15:01 PM by GhostElm

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8750: Jun 17th 2015 at 3:46:17 PM

"My pillow is a happy chicken."

I'll get around to posting the photo soonish. Because it really looks like a happy chicken now.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

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