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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8476: May 18th 2015 at 8:08:05 PM

[up]Where do your sigquotes come from. Because they belong in this thread.

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8477: May 18th 2015 at 10:00:10 PM

First one is the Synchtube Coven, second one is Skype.

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#8478: May 18th 2015 at 10:01:35 PM

"So what did you guys do today? I killed a dog with a flamethrower in it's mouth."

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#8479: May 18th 2015 at 10:04:08 PM

It is indeed Loki doing the Caramelldansen

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8480: May 18th 2015 at 11:05:43 PM

[up][up][up]: Do you remember the context? waii

[up]: Well then, that exists. Your argument is invalid.

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#8481: May 18th 2015 at 11:37:21 PM

"The country will be Ptolemy, the king will be Ptolemy XXX, and the state religion will be the Cult of Ptolemy. It'll be like African North Korea."

There were a lot of Ptolemys in Ptolemaic Egypt, I decided that if I ever made a mod I'd turn Northern Egypt into EU4's Republic of Dave.

edited 18th May '15 11:45:13 PM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8482: May 18th 2015 at 11:54:57 PM

"What happened with the notes of the octopus ghost post?"

—Referring to a tumblr post which was posted yesterday but somehow has 383 notes, for context the average text post on that blog has 5-10 within a week.

edited 18th May '15 11:55:15 PM by SmartGirl333

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8483: May 19th 2015 at 3:48:13 AM

"I hate getting up at sex."

I meant six, but. I just woke up.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Kuroxeng Moved accounts because meh from error 040 Since: Mar, 2015
Moved accounts because meh
#8484: May 19th 2015 at 10:14:58 AM

"Captain America looks like a girl. Iron Man looks like a bearded girl."

My reaction to the above caramell dansen video.

Moved handles because meh
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8485: May 19th 2015 at 1:42:22 PM

"The funny thing is, while theirs was a giant thing made of vines, my dream one was sort of like a werewolf with bright red skin."

—In my most recent post on the weird dreams thread

edited 19th May '15 1:42:34 PM by SmartGirl333

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8486: May 19th 2015 at 1:57:26 PM

"Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel, closer than my peeps you are to me, baby... And you also happen to be Rei, and not Rae or Ray, so this is the only time it'll be genuine. Especially given I've defeated about twelve of the others with my horrid singing abilities."

edited 19th May '15 1:58:10 PM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8487: May 20th 2015 at 3:10:05 AM

Su-gar-wa-fers, du du du du ow my back!

(to the can-can tune)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8488: May 20th 2015 at 8:09:30 AM

"Let me piss in peace."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8489: May 20th 2015 at 10:55:45 AM

"Breakin' cocks in the hot sun! I am the law and I won! I am the law and I won! You needed money 'cause you had none! I am the law and I won! I am the law and I won! You left your baby and it feels so bad, I guess your race is run! You better run 'cause here she comes with a biiiiig kniiiiife!"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#8490: May 20th 2015 at 1:36:01 PM

"Speaking of serial killers and me being a geek... Erm, I promise I'm not leading up to that."

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8491: May 20th 2015 at 3:46:54 PM

Helsinki, but he'll never swimmy...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#8492: May 20th 2015 at 4:31:41 PM

"My baby wants to eat your face" smile

edited 20th May '15 4:32:19 PM by Nintendork64

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#8493: May 20th 2015 at 5:05:36 PM

"Unable to suspend disbelief: swan has not broken her arm yet."

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8494: May 20th 2015 at 6:55:16 PM

"I just gave the guy an elf ear".

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#8495: May 20th 2015 at 6:57:10 PM

"Pop the shards on the marksman, E the minions, Q-R-Ignite the enemy marksman. That's some Brazil level strats right there."

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#8496: May 20th 2015 at 7:25:02 PM

"let's deface hitler"

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8497: May 21st 2015 at 7:55:14 AM

"Get my pitchfork."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#8498: May 21st 2015 at 1:47:15 PM

"So the premise of the movie is that the father from Brave will rip out Elsa's heart, eat it, and gain her ice powers, so that way he can fight the Borg in a galaxy far, far away. Along the way, he will bring some toys to life to revolt against their owner. He will also kick some people into pits, and throw his brother into the path of stampeding elephants, summoned by the Jumanji board, so he can enter the Goblet of Fire. He will end up opening the Ark and getting sucked into a video game, where he will dodge some bullets, catch all of the cards, and become the best American Sniper in all of Camelot."

Something something Arena.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8499: May 21st 2015 at 1:51:41 PM

"Five food-related puns later..."

(an observation after I belted off several food-related puns while discussing a new employee at my workplace - she has a degree in food technology)

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Spinosegnosaurus77 Ramen Fairy from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend

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