Where do your sigquotes come from. Because they belong in this thread.
"The country will be Ptolemy, the king will be Ptolemy XXX, and the state religion will be the Cult of Ptolemy. It'll be like African North Korea."
There were a lot of Ptolemys in Ptolemaic Egypt, I decided that if I ever made a mod I'd turn Northern Egypt into EU4's Republic of Dave.
edited 18th May '15 11:45:13 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it."Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel, closer than my peeps you are to me, baby... And you also happen to be Rei, and not Rae or Ray, so this is the only time it'll be genuine. Especially given I've defeated about twelve of the others with my horrid singing abilities."
edited 19th May '15 1:58:10 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?""Breakin' cocks in the hot sun! I am the law and I won! I am the law and I won! You needed money 'cause you had none! I am the law and I won! I am the law and I won! You left your baby and it feels so bad, I guess your race is run! You better run 'cause here she comes with a biiiiig kniiiiife!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"Helsinki, but he'll never swimmy...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Unable to suspend disbelief: swan has not broken her arm yet."
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO"So the premise of the movie is that the father from Brave will rip out Elsa's heart, eat it, and gain her ice powers, so that way he can fight the Borg in a galaxy far, far away. Along the way, he will bring some toys to life to revolt against their owner. He will also kick some people into pits, and throw his brother into the path of stampeding elephants, summoned by the Jumanji board, so he can enter the Goblet of Fire. He will end up opening the Ark and getting sucked into a video game, where he will dodge some bullets, catch all of the cards, and become the best American Sniper in all of Camelot."
Something something Arena."Five food-related puns later..."
(an observation after I belted off several food-related puns while discussing a new employee at my workplace - she has a degree in food technology)
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
