The strangest thing you've said today...

"You do not have chocolate cones in your eye!"

On explaining the rods and cones within the human eye... to a smartass.

"Clean houses are all alike. Messy houses are each messy in their own way."

"No, I'm pretty sure Weird Al bought those pants himself."

Thanks to rambling joking and what not

"ARGH MY EYES!!! I'M GOING TO PULL A BLIND MAG !!"

"I almost said I hate scratching batches on my ick..."

"However, the possibilities of cloning extend far beyond resurrecting dead kittens."

In an exam, no less.

"Here, have some pizza with your own hair on it".

I dropped a piece of pizza on the floor and it got dog fur on it, so I gave it to the dog.

I was looking for a towel after taking a shower and I found something in the cupboard. Looking back on it, I think it was a dildo.

Yeah I'm gonna focus on the hot slave girls....

"I like this sausage-and-tomato amoeba... uh, the pizza is refusing to mitose. That is the verb form of mitosis, isn't it? Mitosis supposes his toeses... Okay, no."

"Go get your own breast milk!"

Not said by me, but my cousin to her mother. It was then followed by "Knock yourself out!" with her motioning from her chest to her face. Yeah...I have weird family. :P

"Cause God likes big butts and he cannot lie; all you other deities can't deny."

Yeah...

Because I'm hardly ever never confusing...

edited 28th May '11 7:16:59 PM by Fuzy2K

But yeah, the pencil gnomes mine my pockets for sweet lewtz and make out like fiends.

I'm tired. I also apparently have herpes.

I can help you. I'm a girl! -said with a straight face-

edited 28th May '11 11:01:05 PM by wannabeotaku

But but but strange trains are the most interesting! Especially the of-thought kind!

"Jesus is a member of the holy triad"

Said in a exam. I couldn't remember, so I was thinking "I know it's a tri-thing... triangle? triforce? TRIAD! I got it!"

Of course, I realised later, but by then it was over.

edited 29th May '11 2:33:24 AM by epiclyrice

...close enough?

"Spooky / turned into a plant by a magical tree waiter."

"I've decided that fantasy and science fiction are but two sides of the same coin. Both genres are mutually beneficial, and disliking one weakens the other. With that in mind, aren't SF writers who look down on fantasy oddly analogous to biracial white supremacists?"

"It's because you haven't got a Sylph Scope, or a MAD, PLEASANT ASS."

"Also Nintendo owns any pictures and videos taken or made with the 3DS

I want to buy one and take naked photos of myself. So I can say Nintendo owns my body"

edited 30th May '11 6:34:23 PM by Aondeug

"A little birdy told me to go for it. I'm going to strangle that little fucking birdy."

"I reject your lorikeet and substitute my own!"

Also, "Yeah, it's strange that it's strange because it shouldn't be strange but it also makes sense that it's strange. Strangely enough..." Very Just For Pun.