"Allow me to punch a tap into one of your balls so I may relieve you of some of their pulsating essence."
[...]
"It makes sense in my mind!
The only thing I questioned BEFORE pressing enter was if punching a tap into one of your balls would be painful to you.
I then discarded that notion as ridiculous."
edited 3rd Apr '11 2:29:51 AM by Fawriel
This was yesterday, but:
"Bye, enjoy your pillows!"
I was at a pillow fight
, and afterward I struck up a conversation with a fellow participant who was taking tons of pillows that people had left behind with him. I also got to utter the phrase "So we meet again!" when I ended up pillow-dueling the same person twice, but that's more of an I Always Wanted to Say That thing
edited 3rd Apr '11 11:54:11 AM by MikeK
"I await my French fires with creepening intentment."
https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncutI want to know why that country moved to the bottom right corner. It Makes Sense in Context.
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well."I never expected to have to invoke Godwin's Law in an argument about haircuts."
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO"Admit the ear-worminess of that song or I'll link you to an even worse one!"
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media"It's called a wang. I know because I took a course on Genital Euphemisms last semester."
https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut"I was twiddling my toes, as is my wont, when a thought struck me. 'Oh my,' I said to myself, 'I appear to be in indescribable pain.'" -me describing a broken toenail to a friend
edited 6th Apr '11 3:17:49 PM by Moogi
https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncutThere is so such thing as a Gnomish God of Heavy Artillery.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!"Mmm, this is a good donut! Even though it looks nothing like a donut!"
In context, I was making fun of the fact that someone who said he hated Pokemon had only watched the anime, and the occasionally questionable cases of Americanitis in said show.

"I don't quite love Stardust enough to go gay for it, but thanks for asking!"
(Wow, pagetopper and everything.)
edited 3rd Apr '11 1:47:07 AM by AirofMystery