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AirofMystery Since: Jan, 2001
#326: Apr 3rd 2011 at 1:46:49 AM

"I don't quite love Stardust enough to go gay for it, but thanks for asking!"

(Wow, pagetopper and everything.)

edited 3rd Apr '11 1:47:07 AM by AirofMystery

Bananaquit Since: Jan, 2001
#327: Apr 3rd 2011 at 2:05:58 AM

“It’s the little munchkin/teacup people who have a stand-off against the cops.”

Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#328: Apr 3rd 2011 at 2:29:12 AM

"Allow me to punch a tap into one of your balls so I may relieve you of some of their pulsating essence."

[...]

"It makes sense in my mind!

The only thing I questioned BEFORE pressing enter was if punching a tap into one of your balls would be painful to you.

I then discarded that notion as ridiculous."

edited 3rd Apr '11 2:29:51 AM by Fawriel

HellmanSabian Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
#329: Apr 3rd 2011 at 11:36:59 AM

He has got food coming out of the wazoo!

Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#330: Apr 3rd 2011 at 11:39:06 AM

"It's hair...On your face! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#331: Apr 3rd 2011 at 11:53:25 AM

This was yesterday, but:

"Bye, enjoy your pillows!"

I was at a pillow fight, and afterward I struck up a conversation with a fellow participant who was taking tons of pillows that people had left behind with him. I also got to utter the phrase "So we meet again!" when I ended up pillow-dueling the same person twice, but that's more of an I Always Wanted to Say That thing

edited 3rd Apr '11 11:54:11 AM by MikeK

Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#332: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:15:34 AM

"I await my French fires with creepening intentment."

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#333: Apr 4th 2011 at 6:18:10 AM

I want to know why that country moved to the bottom right corner. It Makes Sense in Context.

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#334: Apr 4th 2011 at 4:43:47 PM

"I never expected to have to invoke Godwin's Law in an argument about haircuts."

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#335: Apr 4th 2011 at 11:55:19 PM

"Oh, sorry guys. I think they took the dugong away already."

Be not afraid...
ABNDT Since: Mar, 2011
#336: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:23:54 AM

Christopher Robin burns your soul with his eyes, but Rabbit eats your soul with his mouth!

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#337: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:37:05 AM

"Admit the ear-worminess of that song or I'll link you to an even worse one!"

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Sakan4k from The Other Rainforest Since: Dec, 2010
#338: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:12:27 AM

It's rather hard for me to say what I've said is weird...not because of the content, but something else entirely. This might work: On average, I speak less than 150 words a day.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#339: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:18:23 AM

"Hitler really liked his biscuits"

... not exactly said, but I think 'strangest thing you've written in an exam paper' counts just as well

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#340: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:20:37 AM

[up] How did that come about?

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#341: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:25:05 AM

Writing a paper about whether Hitler was a non-interventionist dictator. I was making the point that he lived a bit of a lazy lifestyle, and y'know, just thought I could throw in that he apparently used to like having lunches of cake and biscuits :P

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#342: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:50:55 AM

Of course, this revelation means that I can't eat biscuits again ever.

You're an ad hominem attack!
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#343: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:53:52 AM

Can't we find out what specific type of biscuit it was, and then only avoid them? It seems a bit harsh to condemn a whole baked goods class.

Be not afraid...
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#344: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:59:36 PM

Either:

Wow, you're really good at bleeding, last time it took you twice as long!

or

Any way you slice it I want DOMA's head on my desk.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#345: Apr 5th 2011 at 4:45:33 PM

"It's called a wang. I know because I took a course on Genital Euphemisms last semester."

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
Saigyouji Since: Dec, 2010
#346: Apr 6th 2011 at 9:46:23 AM

"...And now I've got a bizarre mental image of California eloping with Ohio."

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Uniocular
#347: Apr 6th 2011 at 12:43:17 PM

"That flower arouses me, obviously."

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#348: Apr 6th 2011 at 3:17:42 PM

"I was twiddling my toes, as is my wont, when a thought struck me. 'Oh my,' I said to myself, 'I appear to be in indescribable pain.'" -me describing a broken toenail to a friend

edited 6th Apr '11 3:17:49 PM by Moogi

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#349: Apr 6th 2011 at 3:20:14 PM

There is so such thing as a Gnomish God of Heavy Artillery.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#350: Apr 6th 2011 at 3:34:07 PM

"Mmm, this is a good donut! Even though it looks nothing like a donut!"

In context, I was making fun of the fact that someone who said he hated Pokemon had only watched the anime, and the occasionally questionable cases of Americanitis in said show.


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