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SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#301: Mar 28th 2011 at 11:27:50 AM

"So... studio lizard or toast wizard?"

... it really doesn't make any more sense in context.

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#302: Mar 28th 2011 at 12:45:01 PM

Studio lizard, obviously.

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#303: Mar 28th 2011 at 12:49:40 PM

Perhaps - but do you change your answer if I tell you the choice was intended as a "what's worse"?

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#304: Mar 28th 2011 at 12:51:15 PM

In that case, I change to toast wizard.

You're an ad hominem attack!
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#305: Mar 28th 2011 at 12:51:40 PM

Studio Lizard wouldn't be a bad name for a studio. Some guy on MySpace took it but fuck that.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#306: Mar 28th 2011 at 12:53:36 PM

In that case, Idler, we came to the same conclusion

AXavierB Since: Jan, 2001
#307: Mar 28th 2011 at 2:27:59 PM

"Youth is wasted on the prostitutes."

There is no context. It was a complete non-sequitur.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#308: Mar 28th 2011 at 3:48:18 PM

Oh, we have a late contender!

"I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay in Reverse France, please feel free to get naked and drive a truck over six Spanish people. NO GALOSHES ALLOWED"

Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
Belial Since: Sep, 2011
#310: Mar 29th 2011 at 11:19:42 AM

"I'm from Seattle. I can see a giant phallic object from my window."

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#311: Mar 29th 2011 at 1:41:42 PM

"That's one small step for cheese; one giant leap for cheese curd."

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Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
Grifff :/ from the nether Since: Feb, 2011
:/
#313: Mar 29th 2011 at 2:45:19 PM

Friend "WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!"

Me "MY DEAD WIFE'S A TRAIN!"

edited 29th Mar '11 2:46:06 PM by Grifff

Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
we must dissent (it/they)
#314: Mar 29th 2011 at 6:42:58 PM

"The English language is sufficiently ugly and inelegant that all intelligent organisms eventually evolve a form of it."

ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NO
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#315: Mar 29th 2011 at 7:06:33 PM

One of the guys at my Model United Nations meeting tonight spoke this gem: "Okay, I simply cannot allow myself to be out-charitied by a Republican."

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#316: Mar 29th 2011 at 8:03:07 PM

[up]That's slander!

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#317: Mar 30th 2011 at 4:10:34 AM

[up] Yeah, but it's funny slander, so it's forgivable.

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#318: Mar 30th 2011 at 5:52:11 AM

Oh, another strange thing I said yesterday: "BRATWUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!"

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Tidal_Wave_17 Since: Sep, 2009
inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#320: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:58:31 AM

(*Huggles for you*)

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
captainbrass2 from the United Kingdom Since: Mar, 2011
#321: Mar 30th 2011 at 10:58:39 AM

"X Office is very much the Red-Headed Stepchild of the Land Registry."

And, despite saying that she'd never heard the expression before, the colleague I was talking to added that she understood exactly what I meant.

"Well, it's a lifestyle"
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#322: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:45:39 PM

"Hey bunny, are you disappointed in your dad for liking him?"

...that doesn't make sense in context either.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Moogi A Mediocre Khan from everywhy Since: Jan, 2001
A Mediocre Khan
#323: Mar 31st 2011 at 6:08:58 AM

"As a deist, I believe in three principles: 1) that there is a higher power overseeing the function of the universe, 2) that said higher power is so far above and beyond human recognition that worship is irrelevant, and 3) that there is a force even greater than that higher power- Steve Irwin."

https://www.facebook.com/emileunmedicatedanduncut
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#324: Mar 31st 2011 at 5:12:46 PM

"There appears to be an inverse relationship between the level of perviness in the Shipping thread and the level of perviness observe in real life. That's more than a little disturbing."

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Nightwire Since: Feb, 2010
#325: Apr 2nd 2011 at 2:31:48 AM

"Well, at least we still got a scorpion pit. NO ONE MESSES WITH MY SCORPION PIT. This is my pit and those are my scorpions! They came in boxes and I like boxes! Boxes are cute! But only slightly more cute than the scorpions. In fact, I think it would be better if I keep the scorpions in the boxes. "The Scorpion Box". It would be a cool band name but that's besides the point. Scorpion boxes are important to family values. Where would you be if your great-grandfather got thrown in a scorpion box? Am I right?"

"Scorpion boxes are also the basic of world econonomy and politics. Why was G.Bush hated by the Americans? Because he doesn't own a scorpion box. That's why. I mean, politics is very simple. You got a guy who everyone distrusts and the people is happy. If he doesn't own a scorpion box, how do we know if he's evil or not? We know not to trust men with scorpion boxes, but now they are being evil without owning any scorpion box! That spits right in the face of traditional value, that is! What has this world turned into? There must be a law: Scorpion boxes are compulsory for every Evil aligned individual."

" Would we reach this height of civilization without sereval scorpion boxes in the way? No sir. A world without scorpion boxes is just like a world without hard-boiled eggs. I would rather die than live in a world without scorpion boxes!"


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