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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:17:06 PM

...out of context.

I'll start.

"I don't think anyone wants to sniff your eyeball."

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:20:37 PM no one will notice that I changed this
Alkthash Was?
Was?
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:21:28 PM

"Supplies for an orgy I would assume"

Context: When asked by the girl at the register why the customer in front of me needed 14 cans of whipped cream.

merton defiance from my heart to yours.
defiance
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:28:23 PM

OT but an art student friend of mine once bought children's clothes, duct tape, and photographic film at a Target. No questions were asked.

Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.
TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:31:41 PM

...

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Tidal_Wave_17 Former All Time Troper, Present Tumblrite from Business, Nunya Relationship Status: Singularity
Former All Time Troper, Present Tumblrite
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:34:14 PM

"Boink!"

edited 8th Jan '11 9:34:41 PM by Tidal_Wave_17

I EXIST.
Cogito Blazing Hero from The Legendary Battle
Blazing Hero
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:35:23 PM

"Yes, I am doing a good job of drilling holes into things, I need more things to drill holes into, can you give me some?"

Listen up, and don't forget. Don't think your belief in me makes you strong, and don't believe in me to be strong. Believe in Yourself.
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:37:55 PM

You uncultured swine!

Me expressing my anger at my sisters/friends for not liking Queen.

TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:41:48 PM

It's more fun if there is no explanation.

Oh well.

"It's in my nature."

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:52:17 PM

This was actually yesterday, but

"No, we should get him What To Expect When You're Expecting."

...it's a long story/in-joke.

Tumblr here.
Alkthash Was?
Was?
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:55:33 PM

If it is without context it is just random drivel that out to be in Forum Games. With context it can create a surprise for the reader between what they thought caused that sentence and what actually happened.

Remember, a Noodle Incident / Noodle Implements are funny if used once in a while, not all the time.

PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Bizarre Naples Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:56:05 PM

"The scientists were filing off the patients fingers and toes as said appendages were slowly turning into hooves"

Describing a wierd dream to my parents

edited 8th Jan '11 9:57:39 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays
frozen in time
Jan 8th 2011 at 9:58:26 PM

Well, for what it's worth, I got my sugar.

no one will notice that I changed this
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Jan 8th 2011 at 10:02:22 PM

"Do you have a penis, Mr. Owl?"

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TheMightyAnonym PARTY HARD!!!! from Pony Chan
PARTY HARD!!!!
Jan 8th 2011 at 10:05:02 PM

@Vorpy, not too hard to guess where that came from...

@Alk: You're probably right. The tension could kill me, not knowing the truth.

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
NinjaZidt Biter of Hell
Biter of Hell
Jan 8th 2011 at 10:07:03 PM

"I want to be tied to a tree and given a vivisection by a door... I mean, a bear..."

Ontology is existence.
Aryn Shipper of Spacetime from The place with states.
Shipper of Spacetime
Jan 8th 2011 at 10:10:36 PM

"Or a Cinderella-shaped punching bag."

edited 8th Jan '11 10:10:43 PM by Aryn

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Jan 8th 2011 at 10:17:57 PM

@Vorpy: Probably not; birds have different genitals to humans.

spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland
Dat Troper
Jan 9th 2011 at 6:04:29 AM

"I'm sorry for dating you nonconsensually, but you did cheat on me with three men and two women."

Ralphrius Unwinning Ranger from Neo-Holland
Unwinning Ranger
Jan 9th 2011 at 6:07:36 AM

I nominate my dad.

Me: "I just feel like a zombie tomorrow so I was humming Thriller from Michael Jackson."

Dad: "Oh, that has zombies?"

Note: My dad's a musician himself. True, he's never been a Michael Jackson fan, but this was just... *facepalm*

Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.
Ozbourne self-portrait with cat from if it fits, I sits Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
self-portrait with cat
Jan 9th 2011 at 5:02:38 PM

"It was a sexy hairdryer, too."

Stupid doomed timeline...
Belle-Mage WHY YOU LITTLE-! from right behind you.
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Jan 9th 2011 at 5:06:44 PM

Technically counts since I said it at 3am: "Why is there a blond bartender throwing around vending machines."

I'm talking about a character from Durarara, of course.

edited 9th Jan '11 5:07:20 PM by Belle-Mage

I'm not a Pokemon Trainer, you zetta sons of digits!
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire
Responsible adult
Jan 9th 2011 at 5:07:54 PM

"How dare you not ask the pink ball for assistance!"

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Jan 9th 2011 at 5:43:10 PM

"It's like The Muppets...with Porn."

Troper Page
Mamanerd Future Crazy Cat Lady from SPACE....I'm in space
Jan 9th 2011 at 6:00:09 PM

I think a decent chunk of the "I just had sex with a dolphin" thread will stand in for me here.

"An empty stomach is not a good political advisor" - Albert Einstein Anime list

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