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OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#1: Jan 4th 2011 at 7:53:36 PM

This was fun to pull in my science class last year (my teacher was the only person who got it, then he laughed and explained it to the class). So we were learning about the different ways two organisms can be incompatible for reproduction. We were on mechanical incompatibility, and after the teacher explained it, I blurt out "like with ducks!" Cue the teacher laughing for about a minute and then explaining how ducks reproduce to the class.

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#2: Jan 4th 2011 at 8:37:56 PM

I dunno. You could replace "science geeks" with "zoophiles."

Ruining everything forever.
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
OOZE Don't feed the plants! from Transsexual,Transylvania Since: Dec, 1969
Don't feed the plants!
#4: Jan 5th 2011 at 10:28:33 AM

Ducks have intricately complex corkscrew-shaped genitals, which prevents ducks from wasting time trying to have sex with slightly different subspecies of duck.

I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Latia Since: Jan, 2010
#5: Jan 5th 2011 at 10:29:23 AM

Pigs have the same thing.

...ugh. Why do I know this.

Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#6: Jan 5th 2011 at 10:33:53 AM

^^ And females have labyrinthine vaginas with multiple dead ends as a defense mechanism against rape. Because ducks rape a lot. So it's mechanical incompatibility on purpose within the same species.

edited 5th Jan '11 10:34:36 AM by Pykrete

BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#7: Jan 5th 2011 at 1:14:22 PM

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

Command>thrust repeatedly

Sorry, I don't see the "repeatedly" here.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
merton defiance from my heart to yours. Since: May, 2009
GuyInWhite Morgan Freeman is God. from Dry Cleaning Since: Jan, 2011
Morgan Freeman is God.
#9: Jan 8th 2011 at 4:58:02 PM

SMBC once touched upon this, saying that ducks have rough sex, and then showing why humans don't make duck noises during sex, because it would be awkward.

Anyone know which comic I'm referring to?

edited 8th Jan '11 4:59:07 PM by GuyInWhite

Why I am afraid of fences.
Signed Always Right Since: Dec, 2009
Always Right
#10: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:08:05 PM

Speaking of ducks...why do they like rape so much anyways?

And why do the females evolve so many defence mechanisms against being raped when their goal in life is to get knocked up anyways?

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."
GuyInWhite Morgan Freeman is God. from Dry Cleaning Since: Jan, 2011
Morgan Freeman is God.
#11: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:14:24 PM

I can't recall the name (though I do remember the name being kind of embarrassing), but I do recall hearing about an anime where the female lead is a duck that falls in love with a human.

Why I am afraid of fences.
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#13: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:15:53 PM

[up] Princess Tutu?

EDIT: ARGH TUTU NINJAS!

edited 8th Jan '11 5:16:26 PM by Idler20

You're an ad hominem attack!
Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#14: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:30:06 PM

Found it.

Ruining everything forever.
GuyInWhite Morgan Freeman is God. from Dry Cleaning Since: Jan, 2011
Morgan Freeman is God.
#15: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:31:41 PM

"Real men watch Princess Tutu."

Eh, I only watch anime occasionally, and usually only if it involves some sort of paranormal/supernatural aspect in a realistic setting, so I probably won't see it unless it's really, really good.

edited 8th Jan '11 5:32:40 PM by GuyInWhite

Why I am afraid of fences.
Tumbril Since: Feb, 2010
#16: Jan 8th 2011 at 5:35:55 PM

But there's no duck sex in Princess Tutu...

Actually, there is no sex, human or not, in Princess Tutu...

Tumblr here.
Signed Always Right Since: Dec, 2009
Always Right
#17: Jan 8th 2011 at 6:00:52 PM

Wow...this thread is going to inspire so many Rule34's involving ducks...

"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."
Tumbril Since: Feb, 2010
#18: Jan 8th 2011 at 6:03:04 PM

This is not about ducks but I feel like you guys might be interested in it:

Tumblr here.
carbon-mantis Collector Of Fine Oddities from Trumpland Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Collector Of Fine Oddities
#19: Jan 8th 2011 at 6:04:01 PM

@Signed, the hell if I know why they do it. My family and I had a few pet ducks when I was younger, and we had to be sure to keep the males separated from one another, lest they give in to debauchery.

spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#20: Jan 8th 2011 at 7:30:13 PM

Where's that hyena video?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#21: Jan 9th 2011 at 9:14:04 AM

[up] [lol]

Hugging a Vanillite will give you frostbite.
RawPower Jesus as in Revelations from Barcelona Since: Aug, 2009
Jesus as in Revelations
#22: Jan 9th 2011 at 10:15:20 AM

Why am I turned on by this...

'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?
Tumbril Since: Feb, 2010
#23: Jan 9th 2011 at 11:57:47 AM

Turned on by the ducks or the tortoises? Or both?

Tumblr here.
piccorotto Pretty sure it's aliens from outer space, probably Since: Aug, 2009
Tumbril Since: Feb, 2010
#25: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:01:18 PM

That page needs to be censored or something. I don't know if it's safe to have stuff that erotic floating around on the internet, you know?

Tumblr here.

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