Ducks have intricately complex corkscrew-shaped genitals, which prevents ducks from wasting time trying to have sex with slightly different subspecies of duck.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
Command>thrust repeatedly
Sorry, I don't see the "repeatedly" here.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.SMBC once touched upon this, saying that ducks have rough sex, and then showing why humans don't make duck noises during sex, because it would be awkward.
Anyone know which comic I'm referring to?
edited 8th Jan '11 4:59:07 PM by GuyInWhite
Why I am afraid of fences.Speaking of ducks...why do they like rape so much anyways?
And why do the females evolve so many defence mechanisms against being raped when their goal in life is to get knocked up anyways?
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."I can't recall the name (though I do remember the name being kind of embarrassing), but I do recall hearing about an anime where the female lead is a duck that falls in love with a human.
Why I am afraid of fences.EDIT: ARGH TUTU NINJAS!
edited 8th Jan '11 5:16:26 PM by Idler20
You're an ad hominem attack!"Real men watch Princess Tutu."
Eh, I only watch anime occasionally, and usually only if it involves some sort of paranormal/supernatural aspect in a realistic setting, so I probably won't see it unless it's really, really good.
edited 8th Jan '11 5:32:40 PM by GuyInWhite
Why I am afraid of fences.But there's no duck sex in Princess Tutu...
Actually, there is no sex, human or not, in Princess Tutu...
Tumblr here.Wow...this thread is going to inspire so many Rule34's involving ducks...
"Every opinion that isn't mine is subjected to Your Mileage May Vary."Why am I turned on by this...
'''YOU SEE THIS DOG I'M PETTING? THAT WAS COURAGE WOLF.Cute, isn't he?That page needs to be censored or something. I don't know if it's safe to have stuff that erotic floating around on the internet, you know?
Tumblr here.

This was fun to pull in my science class last year (my teacher was the only person who got it, then he laughed and explained it to the class). So we were learning about the different ways two organisms can be incompatible for reproduction. We were on mechanical incompatibility, and after the teacher explained it, I blurt out "like with ducks!" Cue the teacher laughing for about a minute and then explaining how ducks reproduce to the class.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...