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deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1001: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:07:04 AM

For the Lulz. No. For the Evulz. On my end at least... Your end... Well, it wants to get with my other end... wink

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#1002: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:09:18 AM

Not only has this Foe Yay reached past this game's 1000 post but we are starting to sound like a couple as oppose to rivals.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1003: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:13:24 AM

We were never rivals. You were someone who thought he could challenge me, I found that funny enough to constantly mock.

hotdog285 paradox delivery service from <REDACTED> Since: Feb, 2011
paradox delivery service
#1005: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:18:20 AM

[up][up] but do you hire assassins?

selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1007: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:20:12 AM

[up][up] Occasionally, I just don't marry them.

[up] Hahahahahahahahaha!!! I didn't take you seriously from the start. My first words were mocking you. Heck, that's all I remember about it. I'm like a kid who decided that he would have a friend drive mim around a block a couple of times while I stand naked whipping my dick around. Now, you see me, and you think, He's obviously whipping it at me! so you take off chasing after me, and I point and laugh at you because your chasing down a naked guy yelling! Now you want to be the kid whipping around his dick, but you're just the kid who chases down the naked kid yelling. Understand?

edited 7th Sep '11 2:20:42 AM by deathpigeon

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#1008: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:21:46 AM

So... in other words you think yourself as top of the castle?

Silly! I will teach you some manners...

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1009: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:23:55 AM

No, I'm just the kid whipping around his dick for all the world to see, and your the kid who thinks its directed straight to you. tongue

deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1011: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:28:34 AM

Um... No. Do I need to make it any cruder? Let's see... Right, so I'm the raging asshole who is waving his dick for all the world to see, and your the little bitch who thinks the dick is directed at him, and wants to suck it, but you can never catch me, and I'm always laughing. Now I don't want to get any cruder, because I don't think the other tropers would be especially happy with me. (Hell, even this might be pushing it...)

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#1012: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:31:02 AM

No... I am not the kid who... HANG ON! This thread is getting dertailed! We must return this thread to its orginal state before people start noticing the Freud notions in our... debate.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1013: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:33:25 AM

Freud notions? I was just using the crudest metaphor I could to explain our dynamic. I think of it as a joke, you take what I do as directed towards you, and so you want to bang me. Anyways, its totally on topic.

hotdog285 paradox delivery service from <REDACTED> Since: Feb, 2011
paradox delivery service
#1014: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:49:14 AM

are your ready to hire me yet? if you do, I want pay on a job by job basis.

edited 7th Sep '11 2:49:49 AM by hotdog285

selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1015: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:52:28 AM

There's no one important for you to kill atm. I'll tell you otherwise if that changes.

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#1016: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:53:45 AM

Couch now!

This type of thread is especially prone to derails. I took part in the last derail of it. It had to get deleted and remade.

Good times.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1017: Sep 7th 2011 at 2:55:37 AM

Why do I have to go to the couch?

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#1018: Sep 7th 2011 at 3:01:24 AM

Because I'm the girl.

edited 7th Sep '11 3:01:36 AM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
WandereroftheWastes Known yet unknown... from Here yet not here... Since: Jun, 2010
Known yet unknown...
#1020: Sep 26th 2011 at 6:19:26 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllp, this ain't as bad as I thought.

Wandering the lands, searching for a place...
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1022: Sep 26th 2011 at 7:15:21 PM

I'm fine with this as long as you're fine with an open relationship. I still want to date magi...

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#1025: Sep 27th 2011 at 4:32:17 AM

Jesus Christ.

Alright, you sit on that side of the house, and i have my side, now stay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

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