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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#401: Jan 19th 2011 at 7:56:43 PM

Yeah, you'd better take the guest room.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
wannabeotaku I can't breathe in this from Earth Since: May, 2009
I can't breathe in this
#402: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:00:01 PM

-death glare- Bitch, I can kill you in your sleep I'm doin you a kindness

Hello again tropers
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#403: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:00:44 PM

Darling, you've finally come to me!

StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#404: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:01:14 PM

[up][up] How many times must we go through this?

Look, one way or another you're gonna die: it's your choice whether it's fake or real.

[up] ... I like your name. I'll take it but that's it.

edited 19th Jan '11 8:01:50 PM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#405: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:01:49 PM

Go ahead. Make my day.

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#406: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:28:45 PM

Agreed. Let's make this motherfuckers day, sgrunt!

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#407: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:36:17 PM

If said motherfucker is whoever keeps setting me up I'm in! evil grin

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#409: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:39:45 PM

Let's go Dirty Harry on this bitches.

-Starts shooting people-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#410: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:40:55 PM

You know, I don't think violence is the answer.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#411: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:43:38 PM

You shitty pacifist! That's why we shouldn't be married, pal.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#412: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:46:06 PM

[up][up] Why am I paired with you again? Do I have to get out the extension chord?

I am meaning you no offence: I feel Axe-Crazy today.

[up] Off to kill the matchmaker! Yay!

edited 19th Jan '11 8:46:31 PM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#413: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:50:15 PM

...What's the extension cord for? Do I want to know?

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#414: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:51:00 PM

[up][up]And that's why I like you, Stolen. As friends, that is. Friends who shoot people.

[up]I don't get what's the point of marrying us.

edited 19th Jan '11 8:53:51 PM by juancarlos11

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#415: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:54:13 PM

Yes, friends that shoot/hang people. And occasionally poison.

Now, let's find whoever wrote this little piece of legislation and have a nice chat with him.

With lots of loud banging noises.

edited 19th Jan '11 8:54:36 PM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#416: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:56:54 PM

You forgot the bit where we hang him out of a window to dry or something.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#417: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:57:39 PM

Or the bit where the glass is still in the window when we do so.

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#418: Jan 19th 2011 at 8:59:18 PM

Awesome. Defenestration. How could I forget about that?

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind Since: Apr, 2009
#419: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:00:00 PM

Because nobody's evoked your wrath in a while?

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#420: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:03:10 PM

...I think we're becoming way too good friends...I dig it.

So, who wants to punch the priest on the gut?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#421: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:06:26 PM

One of you guys better do it: I don't wanna Cross the Line Twice after I kicked the last one in the nads.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#422: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:07:46 PM

-punches Priest on the guts while singing to David Bowie-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#423: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:22:34 PM

You know, you remind me of the babe.

fringeman Since: Aug, 2010
#424: Jan 19th 2011 at 9:26:10 PM

Good evening, tender of the newsletter. How goes things?

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mst3kluv Badass Bookworm from British Columbia, Canada Since: Dec, 2009

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