#3: Jan 3rd 2011 at 5:56:55 PM
Jack Bauer survives explosion.
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Pastylover2
Since: Apr, 2010
#6: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:00:30 PM
Lance Armstrong survives testicular cancer!
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#8: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:09:42 PM
Water extinguishes Ghost Rider.
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WartysNeryon
Since: Mar, 2010
#11: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:14:21 PM
Boot squashes cockroach.
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Pastylover2
Since: Apr, 2010
#13: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:21:44 PM
Newbery Medal kills dog.
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#14: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:21:46 PM
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Rabid dog taken out and shot by a high-powered rifle (this earns the aforementioned Newbery Medal).
edited 3rd Jan '11 6:22:29 PM by sgrunt
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#16: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:47:36 PM
Liberals are eaten by wild dogs.
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#17: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:52:22 PM
Dogs shot by high-powered rifle.
#18: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:53:48 PM
Huh, we have a new version of RPS now. Dog Liberal Gun.
Anyways...
High Powered Rifle eaten by a Giant Chameleon.
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#20: Jan 3rd 2011 at 6:56:06 PM
MUD EATEN BY GIANT CHAMELEON
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FuschlatzOReilly
Since: Dec, 1969
Pastylover2
Since: Apr, 2010
WartysNeryon
Since: Mar, 2010
Balmung
Since: Oct, 2011
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Rules are simple. First person says an noun. (May it be peanut butter, or Don Knotts.) Next person says something that beats the crap outta the previous noun.
New rule! Must say it like good ol' fashion R.P.S. (Example: Chicken kills bacon! Then: Dog smothers chicken!)
I'll start:
Fridge.