" -pause- I have no idea." or some variation thereupon. Sometimes, I forget something. And when I get called out on it, that's what I say. Or if someone walks up to me while something weird is happening, and they ask me "what is going on?", that's what I say. Usually, I put emphasis on the "no".
You don't know how many times I say that in a day.
edited 3rd Jul '11 11:06:49 AM by dollink
MWUAHAHAHAHA!"Oh me oh my", "To be fair", "Oi vey", "Good golly gumdrops", "Basically", "Good lord", "Sod off", "Tee-hee" (high-pitched with wry smile and fingers held to mouth; invariably spoken in jest).
There used to be a lot of others, but my brother and I have an unspoken agreement not to use these as much, as we pretty much drove those phrases into the ground from over-exposure. "Well sorry, Fernando" was a favourite, though that one was actually developed by a friend of my brother's as a once-off joke before becoming part of my verbal lexicon.
edited 5th Jul '11 12:44:22 PM by TheLuckyStar
SNUGGLERAPE."Eh."
The appropriate reply to anything if you don't actually want to answer it.
"Sakra."
I have no idea why I mildly swear in Bavarian, but there you go.
And on the internet I use an overabundance of "I guess," "I mean" and "heh".
edited 5th Jul '11 4:35:55 PM by Octo
Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken. Unrelated ME1 Fanfic"I am the [X]!"
Also, I have no idea why, but I've been saying "Bloody" a lot lately, no offense intended.
edited 9th Jul '11 3:59:52 PM by megamagikarp
"Operative word: X"
"Don't make me start talking about [anime / Doctor Who / HONF / general offputting/geeky subject] - you know I will."
"We have a trope for that."
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media"That's what they said at the Alamo". It is the perfect response to anything.
edited 1st Aug '11 11:52:17 AM by Jimmmyman10
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
"Remember the Alamo!" "That's what they said at the Alamo!" (?)

"That is not what I wanted! That is the opposite of what I wanted!"
edited 3rd Jul '11 10:21:20 AM by Zudak