"Stupid?" The Joker said. "You obviously have no sense of humor! Let's change that. Bats!"
The various dead Batmen suddenly stood, heads lolling back on broken necks. They raised there arms, and their fists grew oversized and shot out on springs towards the Kamen Rider. The Joker cackled gleefully in his chair.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""They are nothing compared to the kaijin done by SHOCKER!"
The Shocker Rider wore his helmet and mouthpiece once more before he cracked his knuckles, ready to attack. The Rider copycat dodged the fists meant for him, throwing a fist on the first undead Batman he can get close to.
"TOH!" He shouted, using his clenched left first to smash into the undead's face. Thanks to the nanomachine surgery he had, it should be no problem for him to get rid of them.
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"Magic are the hidden energies which flow all around us," Maleficent started to explain. "It derives from many different sources. It can be harnessed within the primal forces of nature, such as the Earth and the oceans; it can be given to others, whether from the Gods they worship or from making pacts with various demons and spirits; and there are even creatures who have their very bodies constantly produce magic, such as myself. Magic itself has the abilities to warp the fabric of reality in small concentrations, such as conjuring flames out of thin air...."
She demonstrated by producing a roaring flame in the palm of her hand.
"And by creating illusions that feel real to the touch......"
She created out of the ash and soil around the room into a tall, beautiful looking femme bot, colored silver, green, and purple. She danced in a rather provocative manner to Cybertronian standards near Spectro, seductively grinding up along his chassis, and then moving swiftly over to Spyglass. She pecked him on the cheek before crumbling back into ash and soil. Despite knowing she was fake, the sensors on the Transformers actually picked up the presence of a fourth Transformer in the room, and the twins could FEEL the metal to be Cybertronian......
"Those are merely parlor tricks I can accomplish within my sleep," Maleficent said. "But as you can see, magic is in itself the opposite of science. Science can be explained using complicated terms and advanced machinery, but magic, on the otherhand, simply is. You can study magic like science, but to find any deeper meaning you would have dig into places that would be impossible to reach by most beings, no matter how powerful they are....."
"Also, those processor aches you are experiencing?" Maleficent continued. "I have noticed that different forms of magic often has an adverse reaction towards advanced technology, especially computer technology. It is probably from all the latent magic within this very room we stand in. Despite having exorcised all the ghost within, I still feel the lingering presence of necromancy in here. Perhaps we should talk elsewhere?"
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!The part of the All-Lair around Darth Maul grew dark and twisted, the walls appearing to be made out of blood-red stone, the floor slick of blood. He went away, shooting a glance at the Joker and massaging his forehead. He went and barged into Azula's rooms. "I hope that I am not interrupting anything", he said.
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.The zombie Batman that got hit toppled over like a sack of bricks. The Joker clapped and laughed madly, clearly not bothered by one of his makeshift minions being defeated so easily. The other Batmen zombies shot their fists out on springs at the Shocker Rider, all of them mimicing the Joker's mad laughter.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""ATAH!"
The Shocker Rider yelled, executing a sharp uppercut on another Batman zombie after dodging the fists followed by a roundhouse kick. To another, the rider performed a shoulder throw to send one to the ground before he punched its face.
"HAH!" The rider yelled at the top of his voice. While fighting, the helmet's green eyes were glowing.
BX-22 entered the central room of the All-Lair. He went over to the joker. "This is very inefficient", he remarked.
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home."Oh, buzz off you bucket of bolts," the Joker said, waving his hand at the droid. "I'm having a good time!"
When the next two Batman zombies went down, the Joker laughed hystericly. "Oh, oh, this is too much." he commented, wiping a tear from his eye. "Time to take care of him, Bat-bomb!"
One of the remaining Batzombies stumbled up to the Shocker Rider, and swelled up like a balloon before bursting into confetti and a firey explosion.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""...Though it is somewhat entertaining."
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.The Shocker Rider turned around and saw that the last Batzombie exploded near him. He covered his body with his arms. When the smoke subsided, the rider had survived without sustaining any injuries.
"Is this your idea of fun, clown?" The Shocker Rider glared at Joker, the helmet's green eyes still glowing.
The Joker cackled. "Of course, ya big lummox!"
He stood up and downed the contents of the wine glass in a flash, before tossing it into the wall carelessly. "It was hilarious! A great show, I'm sure you'll get the oscar for that preformance."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."—Megatron was rendered somewhat speechless by this information, the two Reflector siblings similarly silent, feeling the spots on their chassis touched with incredulity. This was impossible. Science was something which should be able to explain everything, even the Sparks! No sensory system had ever detected these "hidden energies", and the human theory of Gaea Megatron had discounted without a second thought when he had trawled the information networks during his long captivity on Earth. This powerful entity claimed that magic was the opposite of science? Preposterous. Shockwave will find something sooner or later... Or maybe Fawful holds the answer. Either way, this will not take up more of my time than neccessary. —
That Is Acceptable. Spectro, Spyglass, Continue Setting Up.
—The two continued working with quiet grumbles, eyeing Maleficent warily. Megatron stepped out the door... And scowled, heavily, at what changes the Joker had wrought. He drew his twin blades, looking directly to the source of the madness.—
Oh For Spark's sake, What Have You Done?
"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke.""It seems that I am interrupting." Said Maul. "Have fun, little human. You are inviting an Acklay to your bed." He turned around and was gone.
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.

—Tempting as those sounded, the Decepticon figured that anything too advanced could be made a trap. He would settle for something smaller for now.—
For Now, I Only Want To Know Two Things: What Is Magic...
—His eyes blazed and his split grille of teeth was bared some.—
And What Is Required For This Infernal Contaminant-related Processor-ache To Stop?
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"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."