"Leaving? But I rolled out the red carpet, just for you!" the Joker interjected, before going into another peel of mad laughter. Confetti shot seemingly from nowhere was a red carpet rolled out from under the Joker's chair and towards Azula and Harry. Trumpets played from no where as well.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""I guess someone doesn't appreciate a good laugh," the Joker commented, his tone becoming deadly serious. He raised his flag-gun, pointed it at Harry, and pulled the trigger...
Only for the front of the flag to protrude from the gun harmlessly, prompting more insane laughter from the Joker.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""Many things," Maleficent said to Megatron. "I am capable of teleportation, conjuring the mystical elements, plant conjuring and manipulation, manipulation of the mind such as illusions and sleep spells, a specialty of mine, as well as negotiating and summoning of various demons and spirits, as you have just witnessed; I also dabble in magical potions, placement of curses and hexes, and minor warping of reality itself, including conjuring and controlling weather itself. And all this, of course, through the use of dark magic itself."
A beat.
"Interested now?" she asked.
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!The Joker merely watched them go for a moment, then let out another peel of insane laughter, as the frozen mounted Batman, suddenly revealed themselves to be alive. The moment they started moving, their faces twisted into a grotesque smile and their necks snapped. Each of them slumped to the floor in turn.
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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Azula smiled. "Well, you are very interesting as well. But there's really not much to tell. I spend most of my time hunting the Avatar, to destroy him as the last threat to my nation's superiority. And with any luck, I can bring my brother Zuko back under control."
Easing back into life one step at a time"Well, I spent most of my time attending the Royal Fire Academy for Girls, training with my father, playing with Mai and Ty Lee, perfecting the arts of Firebending...nothing all that unusual for a princess of the Fire Nation."
edited 3rd Mar '11 8:34:15 PM by MystyGlyttyr
Easing back into life one step at a time

There was a laughter from the main room, which rose.
"Ahahahaha! Oh, now this is more like it! A batskin rug, I've got some mounted Bats!" the maniacal laughter continued. The main room of the All-Lair had taken on a twisted vision, a purple and orange mockery of a mansion hall. There were several mounted figures, the mounted figures in question being a man clad in a bat suit, in various amusing positions. They ranged from the figure picking his nose to cowering in fear. There was also the costume(and the man's skin inside) stretched out like a rug.
The Joker sat in an armchair in the center of the room, laughing and drinking what appeared to by wine.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."