"Quite probably insane. He will know true power, in time."
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.The Spy turned to the newcomer and ignored Maul, who had quite conclusively shown himself to be not worth his attention.
"Apparently we all doubted him." He said, gesturing at the shouty and possibly homeless human-shaped lump of fatness in French irritation, "Which probably has something to do with ze fact that his trousers are somewhere around his chest."
edited 3rd Jan '11 6:21:58 AM by TheMalignancy
Fawful snickered at the Spy's words, then turned serious. "I have chortles! But do not have underestimation of those with the look of foolishness. The squishiest pastry may still be having the poison," he warned.
Pretend there's something clever written here.What Fawful said about the pastry was true, but that was generally because the Spy had poisoned it. On the other hand most of his colleagues looked perfectly ridiculous and they were still fairly effective, so maybe the theory had some credence.
"Indeed." He agreed. "But I think we can probably stand to disregard a man who stands there shouting to himself in an empty hallway." Or at least, He corrected himself, one who doesn't have a rocket launcher.
edited 3rd Jan '11 6:34:27 AM by TheMalignancy
-Speaking of plans and designs, Dr. Horrible was presently welding the third successive attachment to his Freeze Ray. Horrible was the type of villain who believed murder was beneath him (well, that's what he said; it was probably more to do with the fact he was, at his most basic, a good person), and so had some misgivings about making it into a Death Ray (capital 'D'). He'd put together a few other modifications, however. Now, he needed an opportunity to field-test them...-
-He got up, holding the newly-modified Ray in his hands, and headed back out into the All-Lair-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-Horrible took stock of the situation. Various new lenses, fuel cells, batteries, magazines, scopes and barrels have been built onto the weapon, making it far larger and rather more menacing-
-He realises he can't see Zod, so he may as well look for someone else to talk to. Then the woman walks up to him-
"Hi. I'm Doctor Horrible. Who are you?"
edited 3rd Jan '11 8:06:55 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.The hologram of Doom crossed its arms over its chest. "An alliance. You strike Doom as a capable and intelligent man, qualities I value over brute force and reliance on paranormal abilities; evidently your skills and resources have enabled you to come far, if this Centum has deemed you fit to stand in the same space as Doom. If we were to pool our resources, it is feasible that our chances of escape will be increased exponentially...as will our chances of wreaking bloody retribution on our captors."
The Danse Macabre Codex-Horrible looked a little confused and hastily spluttered out a reply-
"No, I'm not that kind of doctor. My PHD is in Horribleness, hence the name. Which isn't my real one, by the way."
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff."PHD means I'm a doctor of Philosophy. Basically anything that isn't medicine. I'm a scientist."
-He turned to the floating creature, and spluttered as if to avoid bursting out laughing at the sight of it-
"I don't actually have one in... it's my catch-phra... forget it."
edited 3rd Jan '11 8:22:45 AM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Darth Maul followed Fawful quietly. "Oh, hello, sorceress." He said, smiling.
edited 3rd Jan '11 8:35:55 AM by desdendelle
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.-Horrible was rather put off by this, but was slightly too stunned to react properly, and found himself being dragged away by Azula-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Darth Maul prodded Azula's back.
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.

"Pah. Another skeptic."
On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.