"I doubt your kind actually exists in any of our universes," Maleficent said to Visser Three. "Aside from invading other people's minds merely for the sake of conversation, what else are you Yeerks capable of doing?" she said. It was quite apparent by her voice that she REALLY did not enjoy her mind being invaded, no matter how slight or important the reason.
"And no, I do not believe any of us have tried to escape yet," Maleficent continued. "We are dealing with obvious Gods, and only through waiting for a weakness to exploit is the best option at this point." A beat. "If we're lucky, our captor may just get bored with us."
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DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!<I see.> said the Visser, his patience beginning to fray. <Perhaps you have not been... direct enough about escaping from this thinly-disguised cell?>
Hearing Fawful's question, the visser cocked another eye at him. <My host- an Andalite, to be exact- is the body you currently see. I merely live inside his brain, controlling his actions.>
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Doom arched his eyebrow and steepled his fingers. "Then would I be correct in assuming that you Yeerks are a parasitoid species?"
The Danse Macabre CodexIntelligent parasites, Maleficent thought. Already I want to kill this being painfully...... she mentally added, the very thought of some sort of creature borrowing into the brain matter of another and taking over their thoughts and bodies disgusted her immensely. Magic spells and hypnotism was a far more efficient and far less messy method of mind control to her.
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DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!<If I were to show you my true body,> said the Visser, <then I fear that my host would immediately destroy me. We Yeerks are a pitiful species in our true bodies; blind, deaf, mute, unable to travel more than a few inches at a time. If you were one of us, would you object to taking over another's mind?>
"Technically that is being predation, not parasitism, but the point of you has validity," said Fawful thoughtfully.
He looked at Viewfinder curiously. "Interest... it is seemign that the mechanical mind of you is not have hearing of the speech of thought of the Visser with Thirdness? perhaps a translator of some sort..."
Pretend there's something clever written here."So the only way for your kind to survive is to crawl into heads of your victims, eat away at the brains, and hijack their bodies as the victim is helpless, unable to do anything, a prisoner of their own bodies as they watch you do whatever acts you wish their body?" Maleficent summed up.
She then chuckled sadistically. "My my, this is the first time I have ever met a species who's very act of survival is already inherently evil!" she said before giving off a cruel laugh. On second thought, I might enjoy this being's presence, she thought.
DAMMIT MARK, STOP HITTING HELPY!!"Well, at least we're good at outeviling you. Seems like you only do eat brains to survive, so you aren't exactly viewed as evil." Daido said to the Yeerk.

"In essence, yes."
Doom was not pleased by this newcomer; his sugar-coated telepathic words positively reeked of a barely-restrained arrogance and an ego the size of a small gas giant. Yet another pompous alien to contend with...
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