A cackling laughter was heard from the darkness. The laughing man had overcome his extremely brief confusion upon suddenly appearing here, and was now laughing madly at the other assembled villans. The man stepped out of the shadows, recovering from his mad fit of laughter. He was a odd sight, clad in a purple coat and tails and purple pants, with green hair, and a seemingly perpetual grin.
The Joker grinned at the villans.
"You're all so serious! It's great! You're almost as gloomy as Bats," he said, before walking up to the nearest figure, the armor-clad shape of Doctor Doom, and extending a hand to shake.
"Put 'er there!" said The Joker.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""Me? A fool? Thanks for the compliment, tall dark and gruesome!" The Joker replied, pulling his hand back and turning to Huron. "I'm today's stand up routine for all you serious types."
Gleefully, he produced a long-barreled handgun from his coat and tails, off-handedly pointed it at Material-D and pulled the trigger. There was a crack of gunfire, but instead of a bullet, a flag with the word 'BANG' written on it was produced from the end of the gun. This sent The Joker into another fit of laughter.
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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Sigma raised an eyebrow, which he noticed he had been doing a lot more since he came into this place between worlds.
Locking you up on radar since '09"Aww, you're too kind, Zod," The Joker replied. "Still dealing with superdumb on your end?"
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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."The masked boy heard the newcomer. For some reason, he sounded ...familiar. Or it might have just been his imagination playing tricks on him. Judging by his actions, this one had a rather... deranged sense of humour.
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"Yup. That tasted purple.""Nope, but it's a lot more fun this way!" The Joker replied. "Bats is a barrel full of laughs, when I do conquer him, I want it to be the best punchline ever!"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Kerrigan rolled her eyes. This was just what they needed, another insane human. The one in the power armor was annoying, but now they had a literal clown. She walked over to the table and sat down again to wait for whatever happened next. The area around her seemed to grow the same organic substance as before.
-Zod sat at the table and turned to Kerrigan, scanning her with his X-Ray Vision-
Human... no, partially human, but partially consumed with some kind of insectoid-derived virus.
"To whom do you pledge allegiance?"
The Joker turned to Kerrigan. "Woah! Bug lady's got back!"
Then her broke into another fit of laughter.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."Gendo holstered his gun inside his uniform jacket.
...This will have to do. For now.
He had more plans, but there was figuring out he had to do first. Namely, first, of the other 'guests' stuck here with him.
Perhaps...This won't be my hell.
Gendo snickered and went out his door. He was before the table.
Joker...? Oh hell. And a new girl. "Greetings. Welcome."
He took care to take seat without paying The Joker any attention, and quite far away from Kerrigan. Introduction are in order, no?
The Joker spotted Gendo almost immediatly.
"Wow, I knew people here were grim, but you look just as grim as Bats!" he cackled. "Ah, how about a handshake?"
The Joker extended an arm towards Gendo.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."-Horrible was rather happy, all in all, but he wasn't going to throw his lot in yet. He wanted to be sure of which of these villains would be most helpful. Currently, either Zod the Egotistical or Doctor Doom seemed like the best candidates. He paced around the room, keeping an eye on everyone inside-
-The Incredible Ego-Men (Zod and Doctor Doom), that giant robot Megatron, Sylvanas (he made a mental note she actually seemed the friendliest), Jack (not that there was any way he would willingly work for that guy), Huron Deathmurderkill (who seemed more likely to behead him than anything else), Kerrigan, another robot, a masked boy, and the crazy clown-guy (not stable enough to provide a good mentor, he thought) and....-
-A third robot, standing at the back, almost immobile. Horrible paced over to the strange metallic creture with the wind symbol on it's chest, and cautiously inquired-
"Hello, you there?"
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"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-Horrible thought for a second. If he couldn't actually die, he stood nothing to lose from defecting if this didn't work out, and he didn't want to alienate Zod (who seemed like the best bet anyway).-
"Oh yeah, right."
-He turned, bit his lip, and knelt one one leg. Best to get this over with quickly.-
"Doctor Horrible, at your service, sir."
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff."Excellent. Arise, Doctor Horrible. Judging by your title and the weapon you used against the robot, I take it you are a scientist. Which sciences are you versed in?"
-The doctor stood up, feeling much better-
"Physics, mostly. Computers and engineering on the side. Teleporters, freeze-rays, atomisers. That sort of thing."
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff."You exhibit a similar level of technology, the same title and a similar naming scheme to the human called "Doctor Doom". Are you and he native to the same world?"
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“Who we are should your question, not what we are.” Answered Material D, staring down at the little machine. She wondered if it would matter.
Then she looked at the armored humanoid and asked,
“Doom was it?”