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RevenVrake from Not Here Nor There Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#226: Dec 31st 2010 at 3:26:52 PM

“Who we are should your question, not what we are.” Answered Material D, staring down at the little machine. She wondered if it would matter.

Then she looked at the armored humanoid and asked,

“Doom was it?”

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#227: Dec 31st 2010 at 3:52:47 PM

A cackling laughter was heard from the darkness. The laughing man had overcome his extremely brief confusion upon suddenly appearing here, and was now laughing madly at the other assembled villans. The man stepped out of the shadows, recovering from his mad fit of laughter. He was a odd sight, clad in a purple coat and tails and purple pants, with green hair, and a seemingly perpetual grin.

The Joker grinned at the villans.

"You're all so serious! It's great! You're almost as gloomy as Bats," he said, before walking up to the nearest figure, the armor-clad shape of Doctor Doom, and extending a hand to shake.

"Put 'er there!" said The Joker.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#228: Dec 31st 2010 at 3:54:41 PM

"Another fool," growled Huron, reholstering his axe. "Pray tell, what might your name be?"

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#229: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:00:07 PM

"Me? A fool? Thanks for the compliment, tall dark and gruesome!" The Joker replied, pulling his hand back and turning to Huron. "I'm today's stand up routine for all you serious types."

Gleefully, he produced a long-barreled handgun from his coat and tails, off-handedly pointed it at Material-D and pulled the trigger. There was a crack of gunfire, but instead of a bullet, a flag with the word 'BANG' written on it was produced from the end of the gun. This sent The Joker into another fit of laughter.

edited 31st Dec '10 4:02:58 PM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#230: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:13:01 PM

I know that laugh...

-Zod seemed to phase through the crystals enveloping his door and stood in the main area-

"I can see that our captors have a sick sense of humour indeed if they allowed a giggling buffoon such as you here... Joker."

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#232: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:15:25 PM

"Aww, you're too kind, Zod," The Joker replied. "Still dealing with superdumb on your end?"

edited 31st Dec '10 4:17:30 PM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#233: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:18:25 PM

"Indeed. Tell me, have you conquered that powerless flying rat yet?"

Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#234: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:18:37 PM

The masked boy heard the newcomer. For some reason, he sounded ...familiar. Or it might have just been his imagination playing tricks on him. Judging by his actions, this one had a rather... deranged sense of humour.

edited 31st Dec '10 4:18:52 PM by Deadbeatloser22

"Yup. That tasted purple."
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#235: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:21:56 PM

"Nope, but it's a lot more fun this way!" The Joker replied. "Bats is a barrel full of laughs, when I do conquer him, I want it to be the best punchline ever!"

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Oni-Lord Since: May, 2010
#236: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:22:29 PM

Kerrigan rolled her eyes. This was just what they needed, another insane human. The one in the power armor was annoying, but now they had a literal clown. She walked over to the table and sat down again to wait for whatever happened next. The area around her seemed to grow the same organic substance as before.

GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#237: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:35:22 PM

-Zod sat at the table and turned to Kerrigan, scanning her with his X-Ray Vision-

Human... no, partially human, but partially consumed with some kind of insectoid-derived virus.

"To whom do you pledge allegiance?"

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#238: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:37:49 PM

The Joker turned to Kerrigan. "Woah! Bug lady's got back!"

Then her broke into another fit of laughter.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#239: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:39:14 PM

"...I may as well introduce myself. I'm Sigma, former Maverick Hunter..." Sigma decided to dispense with the second part of his introduction, as the others present were probably sick of him repeating himself.

Locking you up on radar since '09
DaveScooter Mr. (4) Since: Dec, 2010
Mr. (4)
#240: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:45:08 PM

Gendo holstered his gun inside his uniform jacket.

...This will have to do. For now.

He had more plans, but there was figuring out he had to do first. Namely, first, of the other 'guests' stuck here with him.

Perhaps...This won't be my hell.

Gendo snickered and went out his door. He was before the table.

Joker...? Oh hell. And a new girl. "Greetings. Welcome."

He took care to take seat without paying The Joker any attention, and quite far away from Kerrigan. Introduction are in order, no?

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#241: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:47:29 PM

The Joker spotted Gendo almost immediatly.

"Wow, I knew people here were grim, but you look just as grim as Bats!" he cackled. "Ah, how about a handshake?"

The Joker extended an arm towards Gendo.

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
DaveScooter Mr. (4) Since: Dec, 2010
Mr. (4)
#242: Dec 31st 2010 at 4:51:46 PM

"Ah." Gendo instead took the liberty to stand and give The Joker a bow, and took his seat again.

"Japanese, friend."

Like I don't know about that buzzer. "Ikari Gendo."

edited 31st Dec '10 5:06:19 PM by DaveScooter

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#243: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:05:25 PM

-Horrible was rather happy, all in all, but he wasn't going to throw his lot in yet. He wanted to be sure of which of these villains would be most helpful. Currently, either Zod the Egotistical or Doctor Doom seemed like the best candidates. He paced around the room, keeping an eye on everyone inside-

-The Incredible Ego-Men (Zod and Doctor Doom), that giant robot Megatron, Sylvanas (he made a mental note she actually seemed the friendliest), Jack (not that there was any way he would willingly work for that guy), Huron Deathmurderkill (who seemed more likely to behead him than anything else), Kerrigan, another robot, a masked boy, and the crazy clown-guy (not stable enough to provide a good mentor, he thought) and....-

-A third robot, standing at the back, almost immobile. Horrible paced over to the strange metallic creture with the wind symbol on it's chest, and cautiously inquired-

"Hello, you there?"

edited 31st Dec '10 5:06:33 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#244: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:19:12 PM

— Reflector nodded to Doom, then raised a metal brow at Material D.—

- Will do, Sir. Lady, my boss gives a flying slag about what you are first. Then he'll talk. -

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#245: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:25:28 PM

-Hearing his voice, Zod turned in Doctor Horrible's direction-

"Human! We were interrupted before, but as I recall you were on the verge of swearing undying loyalty to me."

Oni-Lord Since: May, 2010
#246: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:27:37 PM

Kerrigan ignored the Joker and turned her attention when Zod asked her a question. "I pldge allegiance to no one. I threw off my chains of servitude long ago and now I rule the Zerg." She said.

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#247: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:32:59 PM

-Horrible thought for a second. If he couldn't actually die, he stood nothing to lose from defecting if this didn't work out, and he didn't want to alienate Zod (who seemed like the best bet anyway).-

"Oh yeah, right."

-He turned, bit his lip, and knelt one one leg. Best to get this over with quickly.-

"Doctor Horrible, at your service, sir."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#248: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:37:25 PM

"Excellent. Arise, Doctor Horrible. Judging by your title and the weapon you used against the robot, I take it you are a scientist. Which sciences are you versed in?"

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#249: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:42:14 PM

-The doctor stood up, feeling much better-

"Physics, mostly. Computers and engineering on the side. Teleporters, freeze-rays, atomisers. That sort of thing."

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#250: Dec 31st 2010 at 5:53:29 PM

"You exhibit a similar level of technology, the same title and a similar naming scheme to the human called "Doctor Doom". Are you and he native to the same world?"

edited 31st Dec '10 5:53:50 PM by GabrielGloom


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