Also, Leradny, feel free to add yourself to the wiki, put a little bit about yourself on the Contributors page, and put a description on the Mr. and Mrs. Black page that I made in advance.
edited 31st Dec '10 10:44:41 PM by snowfoxofdeath
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey BitchfestI found anther spork-worth fic. I have nothing against furries, but their works on ff.net are often of questionable talent. Especially this:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6503901/1/Inaris_Chosen
I'll spork this soon, and send it to Lerandy in a PM.
Since it's a crossover, should I add any characters from the Star Fox universe? Or should I just stick with the main trio?
Also, I just recalled a fic that need sporking immediately. It's a fic where Harry is turned into a devout Christian in a matter of sentances by a Gary Stu. It's called Harry Potter Turns to the Lord. I am Jewish, so I don't know enough about the Christian religion to do this. Any takers for this sporking?
edited 1st Jan '11 7:30:20 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"I don't see what's wrong with doing crossovers. I was thinking about doing one myself with one of my own OCs. That fic you just mentioned sounds like fun, but I don't believe being preached at is enough to spork it.
My Immortal is rather... interesting.
edited 1st Jan '11 9:32:12 AM by snowfoxofdeath
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey BitchfestIt's not just that. It has complete character delilement in Harry's case, as he goes from a ordinary wizard to a devout Christian that hates witchcraft in a matter of one paragraph! Not only that, but is also outright propeganda, as later revealed by the author himself. If I'm not mistaken, it also bashes Harry,s friends, and makes shit up just because they practice magic. To top it all off, it says that Christianity is the only faith, completely rejecting any other religions and bashing them beyond the point of no return. Does that make it sporkable?
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"I now claim that fic as mine. Hopefully, I'll be able to post the sporking of the first four chapters of My Immortal by this evening in a day or two. Also, I'll be seeing my best friend tomorrow and she's pretty much a Harry Potter expert so I'll see if I can get her to join us.
edited 2nd Jan '11 9:15:33 AM by snowfoxofdeath
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey BitchfestOh god...
I found a really bad one.
You've read The Pokemon Story?
This is worse.
Someone needs to spork it now. It'll take months for me to summon up the courage to do it by myself.
Link is borked. Just scroll down to Harry potter and The surpise on the Fanfic section. It should be in Febuary 2010. Goddammit, I need Brain Bleach.
edited 9th Jan '11 8:47:05 AM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"^ Holy shit on a stick what did I just read
Sorry for the delay, but high school struck and today is the day I finally send you guys the sporking of the first four chapters of My Immortal.
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey BitchfestI just want to say that you are mistaken, sir.
Thirty Hs is the greatest literary triumph that the human race has ever, and will ever, achieve.
@ Metalhead.
I don't thin it's very good. A story needs plot, and, as a spin-off of Harry Potter, it fails. Although it did make me laugh from the sheer WTF-ery, it fails as an HP fanfic, and is thus badfic. Entertaining badfic, but badfic nontheless.
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Also, someone needs to Spork The Girl who lived. I sugest a collab between me, Lerandy, and Snowfox. We will PM the beta spokings to each other if need be.
edited 9th Jan '11 1:30:48 PM by gamerex27
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"Well, part one is done. Breeze on over here
to take a look.
Heh, I've been wondering if there were... well character sporks myself. I even had some ideas for great sporking crews: The Malfoy family. Obviously, they're stuck there as community service.
Harry Potter & Voldemort + Dumbledore. Harry: No way, I'm not doing this, I worked for my happy ending, I'm not staying here.
Dumbledore: Harry, I know this is difficult for you, but you are the only one who is able to stand him for long periods of time.
Harry: Nu-uh.
Dumbledore: Imagine what he'd do to those poor Malfoys. Imagine what he'd do to Ron and Hermione.
Harry: *resolve weakening* Oh alright.
Voldemort: *Amused by this* Interesting, does he also commit suicide when you ask him to? Oh wait, he did!
Harry: *grumbles*
For a heartless-fics traditional style crew, just take the golden trio with Snape, as he's the closest to the HP-universe's awnser to Axel anyhow.
Axel: Stupid fangirls. I only saved this kid once, and now I'm supossedly in love with him?
Snape: Tell me about it.
Axel: You too? Tell me, did you also tell them 'he made me feel like I had a heart' just before you died?
Snape: What? No? No! Why would I do that?
Axel: Sometimes I wonder that myself.
Or the marauders. Or a party of Aurors. Or the whole Hogwarts staff. If anything the benefit of Harry Potter is that the variations of sporking crews is infinite.
edited 7th Oct '11 2:56:09 PM by TheraHedwig
Seems interesting, I'd love to join. I think I remember a particularly horrifying multi-chapter Dumbledore x Ron fic thing from when I was younger...
edited 11th Jan '12 9:59:18 AM by fourteenwings
Infinity...L Adies and gentleman...your holiness...I present...the riffing of My Immortal...all chapters.
Part One: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/11/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Two: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/12/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Three: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/14/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Four: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/16/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Five: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/17/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Six: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/18/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Part Seven: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/19/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000
Oh, and the riffing of Harry Potter Turn To The Lord: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/15/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000

My Immortal chapters are pretty short. Sporkings will be four at a time.
I'm also going to start coding a new template for the site, and edit the logo for the trillionth time; it's driving me nuts.
edited 31st Dec '10 10:32:33 PM by snowfoxofdeath
Warm hugs and morally questionable advice given here. Prosey Bitchfest