I play this
◊ card, because I'm too lazy to make the image smaller so it can fit in the uploader. I also play it on myself, seeing as this is how I am in the normal world.
EDIT: Can the maker of this card tell me if I can ignore hot if it's talking about temperature? What about when talking about inanimate objects? In the name of Hot Pocket or some other proper noun?
edited 27th Dec '10 10:37:41 AM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.4H4H4H4H4
1 4M PL4Y1NG TH1S C4RD
◊ TH3N
edited 27th Dec '10 2:19:02 PM by Noaqiyeum
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOP.S. My apologies, Black Wolfe, for the obscure reference
and horrible pun. >:D
Hehehehehehe. I'll have to read that comic now.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.MW4H4H4H4H4 (S0 D1D 1 BUT 1 C0ULDN'T JU57 P4SS UP 4N 0PPURTUN1TY L1K3 TH4T N0W C0ULD 1?)
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOI should start making lots of new cards implementing lots of useless gameplay additions soon... Like the Emblem Grid.
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.I think all of my cards are status or counter cards. I should make some that are actually worth points. Kind of proud of the one I sent at the beginning of my turn, though.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Sorry for requiring sleep every night, guys.
Anyway...
Before the game even begins, Noaqiyeum is hit with a penalty from the GM: read the rules and make TWO cards every round, or else.
Angry Scientist is feeling generous, so he kicks off the game proper by giving everyone in the game 100 points. Of course he has to give himself some kind of advantage, so he also makes himself both flexible and immune to losing points for the round. And he gives himself a cool jester hat. Not to be outdone, Black Wolfe responds by giving himself one single Brazilian point. It's not worth any points, but it's still pretty cool!...I guess.
juancarlos11 decides he doesn't have enough pictures of hot chicks to stare at all day, so he forces the next guy, Ralphrius, to give him one. But Ralph doesn't approve of that! Instead he calls on his flamethrower-wielding monkeys to burn the card into ashes.
Feeling the need to prove he's not a pervert, Reecer 6 declares himself immune to any card that might normally distract a human male. Unfortunately for him, Kuiper happens to be Mega Man in disguise! With his trusty arm cannon, Kuiper defeats the card and steals its power for himself. And that's why Mega Man has no interest in sex.
Cackling wildly to himself, Noaqiyeum performs the ultimate act of evil. He plays a card that...makes cards played before his turn not affect the players who played them. In that instant Angry Scientist loses his protection, points and worst of all, his cool jester hat; Black Wolfe loses his one Brazillian point; and Kuiper is retroactively not Mega Man.
The GM is furious! Only three players (Black Wolfe, juancarlos11 and Kuiper) bothered to send new cards in to use, even though everyone had to make at least one per round. He decides to punish the players for this act of arrogance by extending the effect of "RTFM" to the offending players.
Game Status:
- Angry Scientist (-100 points) - must read the rules and make TWO cards every round, or lose 100 x (the number of times they have failed to read the rules) points
- Black Wolfe (100 points)
- juancarlos11 (100 points)
- Ralphrius (0 points) - must read the rules and make TWO cards every round, or lose 100 x (the number of times they have failed to read the rules) points
- Reecer6 (0 points) - must read the rules and make TWO cards every round, or lose 100 x (the number of times they have failed to read the rules) points
- Kuiper (100 points)
- Noaqiyeum (-100 points) - must read the rules and make TWO cards every round, or lose 100 x (the number of times they have failed to read the rules) points
Global Effects:
- Any card that was played before Noaqiyeum's first turn doesn't affect the player who played it
I'm about to send Scientist his next card, but you can go whenever - I've only got one card ready in the deck after that.
edited 27th Dec '10 4:46:05 PM by RocketScience
SO THERE I WAS BEING BlackWolfe
WHEN I WAS PLAYING 1000 BLANK WHITE CARDS I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "THIS GAME NEEDS MORE DANCING"
SO I DID A TRIPLE-SOW-COW UP TO THE TABLE AND I PLAYED ONE OF MY CARDS.
AND I MOONWALKED OUT OF THE THREAD.
I LOVE MY LIFE.
- MOONWALKS + TROPICAL HIP MOVEMENT THAT WOULD PUT SHAKIRA- also
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The next player will show me his cards through PM
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.-swoops in, does a few spins and a tap routine-
If the ruling is to be believed, this means RTFM's point subtraction is now moot. You're A Card goes from 100 to 10 points.
EVERYONE NOW HAS TEN POINTS.
edited 28th Dec '10 1:36:29 AM by Ralphrius
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed.Status Update: Note that AFAIK, based on their effects, the following cards are considered "IN PLAY" for purposes of any cards I created:
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| Affects Angry Scientist until removed | Affects ALL CARDS For Next 3 Turns | Affects ALL PLAYERS until canceled by another card |
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| Affects Angry Scientist, Ralphrius, Reecer 6, and Noaqiyeum unless canceled out by NERF |
edited 28th Dec '10 1:43:35 AM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.


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Golly, I wonder who made that card.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.