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thatguythere47 Since: Jul, 2010
#1: Dec 22nd 2010 at 4:16:44 AM

Not the trope, the generator.

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

You can get some truly awesome pitches.

He's a leather-clad gay dog-catcher whom everyone believes is mad. She's a man-hating streetsmart traffic cop who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!

He's a superhumanly strong drug-addicted cat burglar looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a sarcastic tempestuous college professor on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?
Drakyndra Her with the hat from Somewhere Since: Jan, 2001
Her with the hat
#2: Dec 22nd 2010 at 5:17:30 AM

He's a witless arachnophobic barbarian living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a brilliant mutant soap star trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

He's an uncontrollable Catholic gangster in a wheelchair. She's a warm-hearted foul-mouthed wrestler descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

He's a Nobel prize-winning skateboarding matador for the 21st century. She's a vivacious red-headed journalist with a knack for trouble. They fight crime! (Okay, the guy in this one sounds... interesting.)

...You're right, this is fun

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zam Since: Jun, 2009
#3: Dec 22nd 2010 at 6:25:29 AM

He's an ungodly crooked gangster with nothing left to lose. She's a green-fingered winged widow descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

He's a scarfaced alcoholic barbarian with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a sharp-shooting renegade nun who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

CP1A Your Friend from The Internet Since: Dec, 2010
Your Friend
#4: Dec 22nd 2010 at 6:37:27 AM

He's a deeply religious guitar-strumming Green Beret on the run. She's a plucky goth detective with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed native American hairdresser on the edge. She's a warm-hearted winged barmaid married to the Mob. They fight crime!

Heroes: GLaDOS, AM, S.H.O.D.A.N., SkyNet.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#5: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:31:41 AM

He's a fast talking chivalrous cyborg with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a strong-willed goth nun who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

I... I really want this to exist.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom Since: Jul, 2010
READY!
#6: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:34:53 AM

He's an uncontrollable albino shaman looking for 'the Big One.' She's a mistrustful wisecracking single mother with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#7: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:35:47 AM

He's a lounge-singing playboy dwarf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a ditzy junkie barmaid with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing arachnophobic vampire hunter in drag. She's a green-fingered foul-mouthed advertising executive with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed soccer-playing shaman with acid for blood. She's a green-fingered junkie detective from beyond the grave They fight crime!

I WANT ALL OF THESE.

IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom Since: Jul, 2010
READY!
#8: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:36:35 AM

He's a fiendish guerilla assassin with nothing left to lose. She's a foxy motormouth socialite married to the Mob. They fight crime!

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
zam Since: Jun, 2009
#9: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:39:51 AM

He's a jaded voodoo romance novelist who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a provocative communist pearl diver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed neurotic romance novelist on the edge. She's a blind goth advertising executive from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

He's a suicidal overambitious senator with no name. She's a chain-smoking hypochondriac nun who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a sword-wielding drug-addicted cowboy in a wheelchair. She's a radical gold-digging stripper with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#10: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:40:30 AM

He's a superhumanly strong bohemian photographer with acid for blood. She's a blind Bolivian queen of the dead who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

That is one confused woman, but damn if she isn't all royalty.

Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
#11: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:42:26 AM

OK, folks, that's Stage 1. Stage 2 is to actually write some of these.

What's precedent ever done for us?
Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#12: Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:44:55 AM

I call dibs on the Dwarven Frank Sinatra.

PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#13: Dec 22nd 2010 at 12:42:50 PM

He's an unconventional moralistic card sharp on the wrong side of the law. She's a vivacious Buddhist bounty hunter who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking pirate firefighter trapped in a world he never made. She's a cosmopolitan African-American soap star prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

He's a lonely devious hairdresser on the run. She's a wealthy hip-hop opera singer from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He's a scrappy sweet-toothed vampire hunter who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a strong-willed gold-digging politician with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

He's a deeply religious misogynist gentleman spy from a doomed world. She's a wealthy paranoid museum curator from beyond the grave They fight crime!

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#14: Dec 22nd 2010 at 1:07:09 PM

^^^ Stage Three is ????, right?

He's an unconventional flyboy rock star who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a transdimensional gypsy mechanic looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#15: Dec 22nd 2010 at 1:42:58 PM

He's a war-weary shark-wrestling stage actor with a passion for fast cars. She's a mentally unstable mute pearl diver in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime! (Okay this has potential)

He's a fast talking amnesiac messiah on a search for his missing sister. She's a pregnant hypochondriac soap star from out of town. They fight crime!

He's a lonely shark-wrestling gangster with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an enchanted snooty barmaid operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

He's an uncontrollable coffee-fuelled stage actor on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a man-hating nymphomaniac snake charmer from a different time and place. They fight crime!

I'm having to learn to pay the price
INUH Since: Jul, 2009
#16: Dec 22nd 2010 at 2:17:53 PM

He's an underprivileged zombie senator haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a disco-crazy French-Canadian bounty hunter who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a superhumanly strong gay romance novelist from a doomed world. She's an enchanted wisecracking bodyguard who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

He's an obese Catholic filmmaker. She's a virginal winged Valkyrie with the power to see death. They fight crime!

"Virginal winged Valkyrie with the power to see death" actually makes sense, too!

He's a superhumanly strong native American gentleman spy whom everyone believes is mad. She's a warm-hearted bisexual mercenary in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

edited 22nd Dec '10 2:18:13 PM by INUH

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BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#17: Dec 22nd 2010 at 3:44:31 PM

Someone needs to make this a reality:
He's a notorious moralistic grifter whom everyone believes is mad. She's a tortured Bolivian fairy princess who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#18: Dec 22nd 2010 at 4:18:28 PM

He's an all-American one-eyed hairdresser who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a sarcastic wisecracking fairy princess with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

He's a lonely arachnophobic gangster with no name. She's a foxy punk wrestler looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

He's a scrappy misogynist cyborg on a search for his missing sister. She's a disco-crazy impetuous politician on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

He's a lonely umbrella-wielding romance novelist who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a disco-crazy hip-hop Valkyrie living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Hey
#19: Jun 20th 2011 at 4:00:30 AM

He's a genetically engineered voodoo hairdresser with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a sharp-shooting insomniac soap star with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

MadassAlex I am vexed! from the Middle Ages. Since: Jan, 2001
I am vexed!
#20: Jun 20th 2011 at 4:04:54 AM

He's an oversexed guitar-strumming messiah who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a sharp-shooting mutant mechanic with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

This is already awesome.

He's a leather-clad alcoholic assassin looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a pregnant communist archaeologist prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
He's an otherworldly skateboarding dwarf living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a green-fingered snooty doctor with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

edited 20th Jun '11 4:08:37 AM by MadassAlex

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BaronofBarons Perpetual Noob Since: Oct, 2009
Perpetual Noob
#21: Jun 20th 2011 at 6:29:34 AM

He's a benighted chivalrous messiah living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a blind green-skinned advertising executive from beyond the grave They fight crime!

He's a jaded Amish filmmaker gone bad. She's a green-fingered motormouth magician's assistant fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

He's a notorious drug-addicted jungle king with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a bloodthirsty tempestuous hooker operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

He's an obese gay stage actor with a passion for fast cars. She's an orphaned foul-mouthed vampire with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

I put on my robe and tinfoil hat...
EgregiousEric from space (I am from space) Since: Jun, 2009
#22: Jun 20th 2011 at 7:25:19 AM

He's a shy day-dreaming photographer whom everyone believes is mad. She's a manipulative psychic angel from Mars. They fight crime!

"Psychic angel from Mars". How about yes.

otherworldly skateboarding dwarf
Radical.

edited 20th Jun '11 7:42:10 AM by EgregiousEric

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zam Since: Jun, 2009
#23: Jun 20th 2011 at 7:37:33 AM

He's a war-weary overambitious messiah who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a hard-bitten goth detective married to the Mob. They fight crime!

He's a jaded flyboy paramedic on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a ditzy tempestuous bodyguard who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

edited 20th Jun '11 7:39:10 AM by zam

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#24: Jun 20th 2011 at 9:45:39 AM

He's a maverick Republican romance novelist with acid for blood. She's a green-fingered Bolivian mercenary with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

He's an immortal albino senator on a search for his missing sister. She's a pregnant gold-digging museum curator with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

...hopefully it's at least someone who remembers being pregnant.

Baronof Barons: vampire with her own daytime radio talk show

...daytime talk show? Well, I guess she could broadcast from inside her coffin.

edited 20th Jun '11 9:46:37 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
sirnoob Smárling Lendrmaðsson Since: Jan, 2011
Smárling Lendrmaðsson
#25: Jun 20th 2011 at 3:15:15 PM

He's a short-sighted native American card sharp on a search for his missing sister. She's a time-travelling goth Valkyrie with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!

He's a scarfaced pirate hairdresser for the 21st century. She's a warm-hearted winged research scientist with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.

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