He's a witless arachnophobic barbarian living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a brilliant mutant soap star trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!
He's an uncontrollable Catholic gangster in a wheelchair. She's a warm-hearted foul-mouthed wrestler descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
He's a Nobel prize-winning skateboarding matador for the 21st century. She's a vivacious red-headed journalist with a knack for trouble. They fight crime! (Okay, the guy in this one sounds... interesting.)
...You're right, this is fun
The owner of this account is temporarily unavailable. Please leave your number and call again later.He's an ungodly crooked gangster with nothing left to lose. She's a green-fingered winged widow descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
He's a scarfaced alcoholic barbarian with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a sharp-shooting renegade nun who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a deeply religious guitar-strumming Green Beret on the run. She's a plucky goth detective with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed native American hairdresser on the edge. She's a warm-hearted winged barmaid married to the Mob. They fight crime!
Heroes: GLaDOS, AM, S.H.O.D.A.N., SkyNet.He's a fast talking chivalrous cyborg with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a strong-willed goth nun who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
I... I really want this to exist.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.He's a lounge-singing playboy dwarf whom everyone believes is mad. She's a ditzy junkie barmaid with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
He's a lounge-singing arachnophobic vampire hunter in drag. She's a green-fingered foul-mouthed advertising executive with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed soccer-playing shaman with acid for blood. She's a green-fingered junkie detective from beyond the grave They fight crime!
I WANT ALL OF THESE.
He's a jaded voodoo romance novelist who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a provocative communist pearl diver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
He's an oversexed neurotic romance novelist on the edge. She's a blind goth advertising executive from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
He's a suicidal overambitious senator with no name. She's a chain-smoking hypochondriac nun who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a sword-wielding drug-addicted cowboy in a wheelchair. She's a radical gold-digging stripper with someone else's memories. They fight crime!
He's an unconventional moralistic card sharp on the wrong side of the law. She's a vivacious Buddhist bounty hunter who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
He's a fast talking pirate firefighter trapped in a world he never made. She's a cosmopolitan African-American soap star prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
He's a lonely devious hairdresser on the run. She's a wealthy hip-hop opera singer from a different time and place. They fight crime!
He's a scrappy sweet-toothed vampire hunter who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a strong-willed gold-digging politician with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
He's a deeply religious misogynist gentleman spy from a doomed world. She's a wealthy paranoid museum curator from beyond the grave They fight crime!
I'm having to learn to pay the priceHe's a war-weary shark-wrestling stage actor with a passion for fast cars. She's a mentally unstable mute pearl diver in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime! (Okay this has potential)
He's a fast talking amnesiac messiah on a search for his missing sister. She's a pregnant hypochondriac soap star from out of town. They fight crime!
He's a lonely shark-wrestling gangster with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's an enchanted snooty barmaid operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's an uncontrollable coffee-fuelled stage actor on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a man-hating nymphomaniac snake charmer from a different time and place. They fight crime!
I'm having to learn to pay the priceHe's an underprivileged zombie senator haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a disco-crazy French-Canadian bounty hunter who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong gay romance novelist from a doomed world. She's an enchanted wisecracking bodyguard who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
He's an obese Catholic filmmaker. She's a virginal winged Valkyrie with the power to see death. They fight crime!
"Virginal winged Valkyrie with the power to see death" actually makes sense, too!
He's a superhumanly strong native American gentleman spy whom everyone believes is mad. She's a warm-hearted bisexual mercenary in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
edited 22nd Dec '10 2:18:13 PM by INUH
Infinite Tree: an experimental storySomeone needs to make this a reality:
He's a notorious moralistic grifter whom everyone believes is mad. She's a tortured Bolivian fairy princess who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
He's an all-American one-eyed hairdresser who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a sarcastic wisecracking fairy princess with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
He's a lonely arachnophobic gangster with no name. She's a foxy punk wrestler looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
He's a scrappy misogynist cyborg on a search for his missing sister. She's a disco-crazy impetuous politician on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
He's a lonely umbrella-wielding romance novelist who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a disco-crazy hip-hop Valkyrie living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!This is already awesome.
edited 20th Jun '11 4:08:37 AM by MadassAlex
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — WatchHe's a benighted chivalrous messiah living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a blind green-skinned advertising executive from beyond the grave They fight crime!
He's a jaded Amish filmmaker gone bad. She's a green-fingered motormouth magician's assistant fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
He's a notorious drug-addicted jungle king with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a bloodthirsty tempestuous hooker operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
He's an obese gay stage actor with a passion for fast cars. She's an orphaned foul-mouthed vampire with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
I put on my robe and tinfoil hat...He's a shy day-dreaming photographer whom everyone believes is mad. She's a manipulative psychic angel from Mars. They fight crime!
"Psychic angel from Mars". How about yes.
edited 20th Jun '11 7:42:10 AM by EgregiousEric
Pages Needing ImagesHe's a war-weary overambitious messiah who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a hard-bitten goth detective married to the Mob. They fight crime!
He's a jaded flyboy paramedic on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a ditzy tempestuous bodyguard who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
edited 20th Jun '11 7:39:10 AM by zam
Planescape Hijack
...hopefully it's at least someone who remembers being pregnant.
...daytime talk show? Well, I guess she could broadcast from inside her coffin.
edited 20th Jun '11 9:46:37 AM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku

Not the trope, the generator.
http://www.theyfightcrime.org/
You can get some truly awesome pitches.
He's a leather-clad gay dog-catcher whom everyone believes is mad. She's a man-hating streetsmart traffic cop who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
He's a superhumanly strong drug-addicted cat burglar looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a sarcastic tempestuous college professor on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?