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ITT: We are at a troper Christmas party

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juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#126: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:05:12 PM

so let's start easy for you:

two shots of whiskey

-downs both of them-

your turn

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#127: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:05:49 PM

Can I put a bit of vodka in mines?

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
#128: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:05:59 PM

I'd like some hot cocoa too, please. :3

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#129: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:06:37 PM

Hey, when do we give out presents?

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#130: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:15:42 PM

@ Black Hole

here you go Whiskey and vodka shot.

so legionnaire...will you let me win just like that?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#131: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:19:59 PM

-slides under the tap and opens it-

I don't need oxygen to beat a chump like you.

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#132: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:27:45 PM

OK then, drink like you mean it

-Drinks another whiskey shot-

I'm three shots ahead of you (just for your info my last record was 29) you have to catch up

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#133: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:30:24 PM

-begins drinking the alcohol straight out of the tap-

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#134: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:39:11 PM

Oh so that's your game...? Very well Then.

-Takes a Jack Daniels bottle, serves three shots and downs it-

Drink those so we can tie this thing up and continue.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#135: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:40:11 PM

-eats candy canes-

yum1

I am bad at picking things.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#136: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:43:43 PM

-grabs a set of funnels and begins funneling two streams of alcohol from two different taps into his mouth-

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#137: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:50:24 PM

oh, you wanna go like that.

-drinks those other three shots-

better not let them waste.

-and produces three bottles of Aged Rum, and downs each one with no problem-

so you want mesh with...hic... me? huh? huh? the first one to fall incoonshious or ashleep has to... Burp...admit his love for a troper and post his pic in the photos thread in Yack fest

also know as the first one to go to sleep...if you agree

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#138: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:53:50 PM

-plays silly accordion music to underscore the contest-

Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#139: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:56:16 PM

What time is it there?

-adds another extension to his funnel, allowing him to drink from every tap on the bar at once-

-breathes through his nose-

-starts to get a little drunk-

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#140: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:01:54 PM

it's 10:00 pm

-drinks another two bottles-

you knoow hoow thiissshh isshhh. you THINK you're happy and then...

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#141: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:02:49 PM

It's 2PM here, so it's no exactly fair.

-keeps drinking, vision slowly going blurry-

-begins banging on the bench with his hands and twitching-

Against all tyrants.
CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
#142: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:04:11 PM

I guess it wouldn't be a Christmas party without someone getting drunk.

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#144: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:11:44 PM

[up][up][up] oh well, what you gonna do about it

-drinks 5 bottles of whiskey-

You'll never beat me, you son of a bitch you hear me?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#145: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:19:00 PM

-begins pouring as much vodka into the funnels as he can reach-

Against all tyrants.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#146: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:22:03 PM

I hate the smell of alcohol.

And I can't stand drunk people.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#147: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:23:12 PM

-taps out morse code onto the counter, communicating that he's not drunk yet, just really close-

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#148: Dec 23rd 2010 at 7:29:43 PM

ANOMA, I'M NOT DRUNK.

I'm a little bit of a Large Ham when I'm getting drunk so expect some screams

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#149: Dec 23rd 2010 at 8:50:25 PM

Sigh...

-Lies down on the couch and tries to sleep-

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#150: Dec 23rd 2010 at 8:56:08 PM

-Downs another three bottles-

come on legs...lego...leggie. let's finish this like proper men.

-stands up- whoever falls, loses

-keeps his equilibrium through pure luck-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

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