-slides under the tap and opens it-
I don't need oxygen to beat a chump like you.
Against all tyrants.-grabs a set of funnels and begins funneling two streams of alcohol from two different taps into his mouth-
Against all tyrants.oh, you wanna go like that.
-drinks those other three shots-
better not let them waste.
-and produces three bottles of Aged Rum, and downs each one with no problem-
so you want mesh with...hic... me? huh? huh? the first one to fall incoonshious or ashleep has to... Burp...admit his love for a troper and post his pic in the photos thread in Yack fest
also know as the first one to go to sleep...if you agree
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.What time is it there?
-adds another extension to his funnel, allowing him to drink from every tap on the bar at once-
-breathes through his nose-
-starts to get a little drunk-
Against all tyrants.It's 2PM here, so it's no exactly fair.
-keeps drinking, vision slowly going blurry-
-begins banging on the bench with his hands and twitching-
Against all tyrants.-taps out morse code onto the counter, communicating that he's not drunk yet, just really close-
Against all tyrants.ANOMA, I'M NOT DRUNK.
I'm a little bit of a Large Ham when I'm getting drunk so expect some screams
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

so let's start easy for you:
two shots of whiskey
-downs both of them-
your turn
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.