Well, I guess I'll volunteer. Begins to stagger. I di-in't wanna watch the movie, anyways.
Takes Crack upstairs, but falls HEE, HEE, HEE!!! I fell!
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.(deadpan tone )Ho Ho Ho
no more beer for you kiddo. just stay drunk so I can take your gifts
-takes them to the room upstairs, puts them each in a bed and leaves a bucket for each too so they can vomit- good that's taken cared off
-goes away and locks the door-
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.-is quite bored-
I am quite bored.
-sits down on the sofa, grabbing more vodka, downing the whole bottle in one go-
You call this vodka? This is pisswater! I'd need to drink an ocean of this to get drunk!
Against all tyrants.A drinking contest? With an Australian?
Your funeral.
Unless you're a Scotsman. Are you a Scotsman?
Against all tyrants.I'm from Barranquilla. when we were on the womb, our mother downed bottles of Whiskey every hour. when we were babies we drank no milk, we drank beer. when when we were teens we dank in the school. we're drinkers by nature and nothing can stops us from that. it's in our nature.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

-glugs the vodka-
JUUUST THINNKKKK... AM GONNNA HAVE A HANNGOOVVEEEER OFF A HEELLL TOMORRRROW!!!