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ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#101: Dec 23rd 2010 at 10:25:03 AM

-glugs the vodka-

JUUUST THINNKKKK... AM GONNNA HAVE A HANNGOOVVEEEER OFF A HEELLL TOMORRRROW!!!

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#102: Dec 23rd 2010 at 10:28:08 AM

Ok then can someone take her to a room or something. so qe can watch the movie or something...we haven't even moved from the FBI warning

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#103: Dec 23rd 2010 at 12:16:40 PM

Well, I guess I'll volunteer. Begins to stagger. I di-in't wanna watch the movie, anyways.

Takes Crack upstairs, but falls HEE, HEE, HEE!!! I fell!

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#104: Dec 23rd 2010 at 12:18:51 PM

-Catches both of them

c'mon...don't fail me now. let's take you to the room up stairs.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#105: Dec 23rd 2010 at 12:19:48 PM

Are joo Santa? I want schome more beer for Christmas this year.

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#106: Dec 23rd 2010 at 12:25:04 PM

(deadpan tone )Ho Ho Ho

no more beer for you kiddo. just stay drunk so I can take your gifts

-takes them to the room upstairs, puts them each in a bed and leaves a bucket for each too so they can vomit- good that's taken cared off

-goes away and locks the door-

Just as Planned

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#107: Dec 23rd 2010 at 1:58:26 PM

Tries to open the door, but can't because it's locked

Oh noes, Crack, what'll we do!? No booze!

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#108: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:04:07 PM

-goes to the sofa-

oh well the DVD doesn't work it seems. so what do we do now?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#110: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:06:07 PM

how did you get out?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#111: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:06:52 PM

Don't ask me. I was utterly gazeboed at the time.

-sips tea-

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#112: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:10:32 PM

so now you're OK then? very well then...here's your gift.

-Takes the Tag that says that it's from someone else-

I bought it especially for you.

(Juan's head: all going according to the plan...)

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#113: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:15:19 PM

Why thank you dear.

-takes gift-

Yes. I'm fine now. It's strange... You give me a tiny bit of vodka and am car parked, give me a drop of tea and I'm stone cold sober.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#114: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:18:11 PM

huh? that's weird I don't remember any vodka at the bar... by the way I'm going to the bar. Want me to bring you something?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#115: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:18:38 PM

Strange. Almost like it stops you being ferreted due to the chemical breakdown in it?

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#116: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:20:02 PM

Yeah... I guess it's my body's way of curing a hangover. Which is great, since I never really get hangovers...

-sips tea-

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#117: Dec 23rd 2010 at 2:22:15 PM

-goes up to the bar- hey man serve two scotches please

-drinks them on the spot-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#118: Dec 23rd 2010 at 4:52:17 PM

-is quite bored-

I am quite bored.

-sits down on the sofa, grabbing more vodka, downing the whole bottle in one go-

You call this vodka? This is pisswater! I'd need to drink an ocean of this to get drunk!

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#119: Dec 23rd 2010 at 4:58:37 PM

maybe you'll like this...

-brings out his rarest treasure- Barranquilla's aged rum.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#120: Dec 23rd 2010 at 5:00:02 PM

-grabs it and downs it-

...Not bad. I'm still not inebriated though.

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#121: Dec 23rd 2010 at 5:08:33 PM

What the hell? what are you a robot or something? most people get drunk on five shots of those and they're a round 200 dollars a bottle.

so...Drinking contest?

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Legionnaire The Leading Man from Australia Since: Oct, 2010
The Leading Man
#122: Dec 23rd 2010 at 5:10:13 PM

A drinking contest? With an Australian?

Your funeral.

Unless you're a Scotsman. Are you a Scotsman?

Against all tyrants.
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#123: Dec 23rd 2010 at 5:16:46 PM

I'm from Barranquilla. when we were on the womb, our mother downed bottles of Whiskey every hour. when we were babies we drank no milk, we drank beer. when when we were teens we dank in the school. we're drinkers by nature and nothing can stops us from that. it's in our nature.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
randomtropeloser Since: Jan, 2001
#124: Dec 23rd 2010 at 6:01:49 PM

Would anybody like some hot cocoa instead?

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010

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