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"What is it with triangles today? They're all "fuk u" and "aw shit" and "get money". I can at least handle weirdness a bit better..."
Really? A penguin? Points for trying, but you're not that tough. I think I accidentally killed you while fighting something else, actually.
Ha ha ha... Have put up the challenge, but in end... you were the one on the way to destruction
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 15th 2019 at 9:38:35 AM
In accordance with the law of the Septian Church, I'm putting you under arrest for unlawful acquisition of artifacts, the perversion of said artifacts by putting them on yourself, and a terrible haircut.
... >_> -looks at Kevin-
"That was great Boxing practice! Thank you!"
(whinnies, rides away on his beach ball) Jaaaaaaaaaaames Baxterrrrr!
How about preparing before fighting me? Go ask Polter for good gear. She's not going to give it to you, but it can't hurt to ask. And learn to keep track of a moving foe. I'm not going to hold back on the teleportation, so try actually dodging it. Wait, what's that? You can't see me when I'm doing that attack? That's your problem.
A magnificent hunt! When I seal you in a pocket dimension and cast it from the universe, know that I am thanking you for the greatest challenge of my career!
How odd. You talk about enjoying hunting to no end, but you can't seem to hit the broad side of a barn.
Did that hurt? Good! I heard about you and your jerkassery, and I gotta tell ya, you amused me, anyways, goodbye you little pest, nobody's missing ye!
Can't dodge very well when time's stopped, can you?
That was probably too many knives.
Normally, people survive that.
True, but this world probably doesn't work like Gensokyo.
CAN'T DO MUCH WITH YOUR FANCY TIME POWERS NOW, THEN? YOU'LL MAKE NICE PET SCREAMING HEADS FOR ME!
Oh, it's the equivalent of a third-rate familiar. No need to have Magical Girls destroy you, they'll hardly emit much energy from fighting you. I'll destroy you myself.
God or demon, Incubator or Unchained, all run from death. You're done devouring children to keep running, coward.
Edited by Leliel on Mar 8th 2019 at 2:09:06 PM
For such a creepy abomination you were quite the wimp, I've seen tougher guys than you on a kindergarten, haha!
If you actually summoned monsters from your cards, I wouldn't question your intelligence that much. But what corrupted your mind into thinking that you could harm me with holograms?
Edited by Awesomekid42 on Mar 9th 2019 at 4:36:51 AM
I heard that you where still alive and harming innocents, im usally adverse to killing but i never leave a contract unfinished.
Edited by vjoi on Mar 9th 2019 at 3:19:26 AM
Burn, corrupt being. You were never worthy of existence.
I was like you once, long ago. I have grown so far beyond that now.
You call yourself a hunter? That's odd. Isn't it the hunter who slays creatures? You're more fitting to be prey.
Aren't you a persistent little thing? How many times must I beat the clud out of you to make ya understand that no one ain't messin' with me? I guess it's impossible for a jerk like you to understand that.
ah how cute! Ive punished men who put up more of a thought than you! And those were for fun!
Edited by Legend_Of_Snake369 on Mar 11th 2019 at 8:53:23 AM
That was fun. Hey, think you can last a little bit longer next time? It was about to get good and then you died, so I'd really appreciate it if you could dodge more of my attacks.
Your getup along with your parlor tricks that you pass off as magic leads me to believe you're just upset that you aren't suitable to me a magical girl. Try again next reincarnation.
Edited by Awesomekid42 on Mar 11th 2019 at 12:30:17 PM
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