A single piece of dairylea to go with your ham.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerA large cardboard box wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape.
Inside, barely fitting, is a Matryoshka doll.
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOKaty Perry's album, Teenage Dream, sans its cover.
To be given to another young man. (This is the cover
◊. DANG.)

Some gifts really are better to give than to receive. What kind of present would you want to give someone else for your own personal amusement?
The presents can be mean, as long as you still think it would be funny for someone to receive them in real life.
My own prank gift:
A box, with wrapping paper and a bow. It's heavy, and the contents shift slightly when moved.
Opening it reveals that it is mostly filled with paper stuffing, and weighted down with rocks. There is a smaller box inside.
The box contains a one dollar bill.
...eventually, we will reach a maximum entropy state where nobody has their own socks or underwear, or knows who to ask to get them back.