GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

A trainer really wrung me dry and released me after they were done multiplying their Rare Candies. From there, I was killed by a wild Pokemon since I had no real way to defend myself.

TNP is in a thrift shop.

I buy some really cheap looking clothing. Unfortunately, they're infected with fleas, and I die from plague.

TNP is now working at a power plant.

What Does This Button Do? It vents dangerously hot steam into where I'm standing. I'm cooked. Evidently the power plant has No OSHA Compliance.

The next poster is in a crowded elevator and somebody farted.

The elevator falls to the bottom of the shaft due to the minor molecular vibration. I die.

TNP has recently consumed the Hourai elixir.

I get kicked out of the universe for consuming the elixir (they really can't do anything that's more effective) and I get lost in the infinite darkness that is outside of the universe.

TNP just broke the sixth rule of Popo's training. Don't break Popo's stuff.

Edited by CybranGeneralSturm on Oct 3rd 2018 at 2:12:38 AM

Popo kills you for that.

I insult Taco's story.

You (me?) get killed by Taco.

TNP lives in a pineapple under the sea.

I drown. Obviously.

TNP is swamped with requests to make Supreme Calamitas’s theme.

I interpret the situation as being dunked into a swamp that is full of requests to make the theme and I drown in it.

The Next Poster is messing with a pair of guards who have Invisible Guns.

Fun fact: Those invisible guns actually work. I have made a huge mistake.

TNP is waiting for the telephone to ring.

The telephone falls on the floor, causing it to crack and send me falling straight into an underground volcano. The volcano erupts, causing the end of all life on earth except some semi-sentient moss.

TNP is a student at Hope’s Peak Academy.

Through a complex (and quite frankly absurd) series of events, I end up as Junko Enoshima. Completely. I also end up causing the events of the series to loop all over again, including her canonical deaths.

TNP has a M1911's slide. Nothing else.

I trip and it gets jammed into my brain through my eye.

TNP finds a Genie and wishes for Immortality.

I live so long that i experience the universe collapsing into a singularity and i am reduced to mere particles.

TNP is in suspended animation.

Good news, they tested the Human Popsicle method on a vampire, so I survived the Cryonics Failure that would have killed a human. Bad news, they didn't notice and incinerated me like they did all the other human corpses from the failed experiments.

The next poster has a Sneeze of Doom.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Oct 18th 2018 at 8:17:10 AM

I sneeze while sneaking into a mercenary camp, alerting the mercs to my presence. They shoot me point-blank.

TNP is updating their OS.

The update is so buggy that it manages to make my computer explode, killing me in the process.

TNP is taking care of a baby snake.

It eventually grows into an Eidolon Wyrm and kills me almost instantly.

TNP was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Unfortunately, they expected that i'd expect them and set up a trap that i didn't expect.

TNP just became the Pokemon Champion.

Team Rocket blows me up.

TNP is whistling while walking down the street.

I abruptly die, and then cause several traffic accidents, desecrating my body in the process.

TNP happens to be surrounded by goblins.

I have no weapon, thus am horribly slaughtered.

TNP is a penguin in a zoo.

I get shipped off to Madagascar and die because I don't know how to survive in hot climates.

The next poster stayed home on Election Day.

I get spammed by so many political calls that I put a gun into my mouth and pull the trigger.

TNP broke the Ban on Politics in a forum.

Your get hunted down.

TNP's E and S keys are broken.