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heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:37:54 PM

My sense of cuisine does, however, resemble Dr Cockroach's. My game of Nethack is repulsed and vomits an acidic solution on me, melting evrything off but my kidneys.

You revive, and find a bucket of delicious popcorn.

RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson
Kori Dómtlandsson
Dec 20th 2010 at 1:24:44 PM

The popcorn is laced with strychnine.

The next poster is sleeping peacefully.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind
Dec 20th 2010 at 1:25:15 PM

Perfect opportunity for a ninja attack...

Next poster is a pirate!

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 20th 2010 at 1:28:02 PM

Ozzie Mandrill beans you on the back of the head with the Ultimate Insult.

You are Mount Everest.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson
Kori Dómtlandsson
Dec 20th 2010 at 1:29:18 PM

Earth turns itself inside-out.

You are God.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
TsundeRay HOORAY! from Santa Clara, California
HOORAY!
Dec 20th 2010 at 4:09:29 PM

You're God in name only. The real God kills you for being a mockery.

You're eating chicken strips.

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RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson
Kori Dómtlandsson
Dec 20th 2010 at 4:30:40 PM

The chicken strips were improperly cooked, giving you such a horrifying case of food poisoning that you commit suicide.

There is a vase in front of you with a sign saying "ETERNAL BLISS INSIDE - PLEASE OPEN" in large, bold letters.

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Dec 20th 2010 at 4:57:10 PM

You open it and Nyarlanthotep, manifesting himslef as a humongous Delicious fruit pops out and makes your mind explode. What an idiot

You are playing Maplestory

Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 20th 2010 at 5:29:14 PM

Mushrooms come out of the screen and murder me.

You are an angel. You are already dead, but the afterlife is sweet.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 20th 2010 at 5:51:50 PM

Heaven is just an aeons-long reality show. You implode yourself to escape the torture.

You are an indestructible metahuman.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
Dec 20th 2010 at 5:59:17 PM

Dork Age comes and kills me.

You are Demon Overlord Laharl! None may defeat you!

Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:08:45 PM

A succubus with huge breasts falls in love with you and you kill yourself to escape her.

You are playing a Piano.

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ion496 Cheesy Heir of Pancakes from Behind a desk
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:09:09 PM

[up][up]The person playing the game containing Laharl ragequits. Laharl is now trapped within a game.

[up] The Myth Busters set fire to your piano. FOR SCIENCE!

You are the Heavy Weapons Guy. You are firing upon waves of scouts.

edited 20th Dec '10 6:09:36 PM by ion496

~Ion496. Need I say more?
heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Dec 20th 2010 at 7:14:07 PM

After killing a huge horde of Scouts all by yourself I victoriously nom on your sandvich. Alas, I choke with it just before being backstabbed by a spy.

You are the Kid...WITH GODMODE HAX

IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom
READY!
Dec 20th 2010 at 7:16:34 PM

My godmode hax prove too much for the game to handle, and the game crashes and deletes my save.

You are a powerful wizard being attacked by a Mugger. A muggle mugger.

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind
Dec 20th 2010 at 7:18:07 PM

The police suddenly arrive! Unfortunately, in their enthusiasm, they aren't paying very much attention to what they are shooting at.

You have fallen asleep in class.

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Dec 20th 2010 at 7:24:14 PM

Teacher catches you...and stabs you for no adequately explained reason.

You are the GODDAMN BATMAN, and you are prepared for everything that happens to you in this thread.

IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom
READY!
Dec 20th 2010 at 7:26:11 PM

I wander outside this thread and I'm not prepared for it.

You are a baby.

Discover the rest as the game progresses.
Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 20th 2010 at 8:17:52 PM

An internet troll argues that you should sink into the ground, and you fall all the way to the Earth's core.

You are a living planet, which exudes an energy field that makes you unpalatable to planet-eaters.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 20th 2010 at 11:14:43 PM

A marauding Death Star comes along and blows me to smithereens.

You are the Doomsday Machine from the Star Trek TOS episode of the same name. Your weakness to internal explosions has been fixed.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Dec 22nd 2010 at 7:37:38 PM

You are not immune to EXTERNAL explosions, and somebody ordered a few off of eBay, you now explode.

You are at a Hannah Montana concert, and you say out loud "Hannah Montana sucks" for everyone to hear.

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Kuiper [insert title here] from over to the right.
[insert title here]
Dec 22nd 2010 at 7:43:45 PM

The fans around cannot believe you said that, so much so that they explode in a huge ball of blood and fire. You are left in a heap on the floor, but alive. You bleed to death slowly... Until Hannah finds out what you said, so she sends the rest of the fans to finish you off by cutting you into tiny pieces.

You are on your way to get a [[{{Scribblenauts Starite]]. You dropped the notebook a few feet away, and you have on your side an ogre, a sentient pistol, and a wiener dog. A horde of penguins is in the next room.

Hey! Read my fanfic: Here
Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 22nd 2010 at 9:46:56 PM

The penguins gun me down.

Your pants are shiny. Your shirt is not. Nothing else is of note.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
Dec 22nd 2010 at 10:13:26 PM

My pants are so shiny they blinded an spaceship pilot making him lose control of his ship and making him crash on top of me.

You're in the mall and Kesha's "Tik Tok" is blaring through the speakers.

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

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