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Dec 18th 2010 at 9:30:30 PM

Weegee jumps out of the game and kills me.

Giygas.

Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 18th 2010 at 10:24:09 PM

Paula used Pray!

In this eldritch location, Cthulhu hears your call. He eats you and breaks your brain, optionally in that order. Giygas continues laughing madly, having no concept of what just happened.

You are God, supreme being and creator of the universe. Life is sweet!

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
SilverBlack Crusty Nostrils
Crusty Nostrils
Dec 19th 2010 at 5:01:16 AM

Imagine a pincushion covered in pins. Replace cushion with me and pins with farming tools. And a shovel, too.

IT'S CHRISTMAS, YOU IDIOTS!

edited 19th Dec '10 5:01:42 AM by SilverBlack

Dec 19th 2010 at 6:49:49 AM

Since I've been such a good boy, Santa gives me a bomb. And the fuse is lighted.

You are burrrrrrning in the depths of hell!

edited 19th Dec '10 6:50:36 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Dec 19th 2010 at 7:14:04 AM

I try to eat the flames in an attempt to breathe fire.

You can guess how well that went.

A dwarf.

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
Dec 19th 2010 at 10:28:59 AM

A giant arrives! You should be able to guess what happens.

You meet The Stig.

Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 19th 2010 at 10:06:18 PM

My helmet is removed, causing instant death.

You are Crash Man.

edited 19th Dec '10 10:06:30 PM by Balmung

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
Dec 19th 2010 at 10:53:39 PM

You Crash!

You are eating at Subway.

Troper Page
Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:09:50 AM

A subway comes through and runs over everyone.

You are Ridley. Samus has not yet been born.

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:15:46 AM

Kraid drops in to have a chat about Recurring Boss status. It doesn't end well.

You are at home, watching DVDs of your favorite TV show.

edited 20th Dec '10 12:15:53 AM by sgrunt

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:18:54 AM

I suddenly have a seizure from the bright light, nevermind that I'm not epileptic.

You have skin cancer.

ion496 Cheesy Heir of Pancakes from Behind a desk
Cheesy Heir of Pancakes
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:18:58 AM

[up][up]The TV sprouts a laser cannon and kills me.

[up] The doctors try and surgery me, but instead kill me.

You are bittorrenting.

edited 20th Dec '10 12:19:37 AM by ion496

~Ion496. Need I say more?
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:36:41 AM

Those anti-piracy guys come in and kill you.

You are riding a bike.

Balmung Chain Breaker from Nebraska, Free American Empire Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Chain Breaker
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:39:22 AM

[up][up]The RIAA and MPAA send in their hit teams to assskullfuck me to death.

[up]I ride off of a cliff and splat into an unrecognizable mess.

You are Job, you just passed God/Satan's test. Life is sweet.

edited 20th Dec '10 12:40:06 AM by Balmung

I want some flying cars, a ticket to the stars / Or even just a world without religious wars
Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 20th 2010 at 12:41:14 AM

You're still fair game for Cthulhu. He eats you and breaks your brain, optionally in that order.

You are Cthulhu, and you are wearing boxing gear to make sure no one punches you out.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:21:25 AM

Someone pulls out a gun instead. No such thing as over-preparation, it seems.

You've just shot Cthulu. Life is most definitely good.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:36:29 AM

Nyarlathotep comes and kills you.

You are Haruhi Suzumiya.

BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:53:19 AM

"This is dull. Life is so boring. I wonder if they have aliens or espers in the afterlife?"

You are a giant monster, about to rampage through Tokyo. You have defeated Godzilla and Mothra. Life is pretty damn sweet.

edited 20th Dec '10 6:53:37 AM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Dec 20th 2010 at 6:54:56 AM

King Ghidorah shoots you down.

You are a mighty wizard. None may strike you down!

SilverBlack Crusty Nostrils
Crusty Nostrils
Dec 20th 2010 at 9:28:11 AM

Except for a swift blow up the privates!

O HAI

edited 20th Dec '10 9:29:08 AM by SilverBlack

Dec 20th 2010 at 9:40:37 AM

Grammar Nazis. That is all.

You are Max Barry.

heartlessmushroom Space hobo
Space hobo
Dec 20th 2010 at 10:45:09 AM

Max Barry's nipples become a pair of anacondas which start strangling me to death. Oh and they explode.

GAME OVER PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN

Wild PALM TREE appears!

sgrunt Sigil Spam from the depths of your mind
Dec 20th 2010 at 10:46:25 AM

Wild PALM TREE used BODY SLAM! It's super effective! Troper fainted.

You are fairly late in a game of NetHack.

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field
It's The Greatest Day.
Dec 20th 2010 at 10:51:39 AM

You kill the other three Horsemen and decide to make a buffet of them before offering up the Amulet of Yendor. Death is your appetizer. YASD ensues.

You're a lategame Nethack player whose sense of cuisine, fortunately, does not resemble that of GIR, Heffer or Hannibal Lecter.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.

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