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Weegee jumps out of the game and kills me.
Paula used Pray!
In this eldritch location, Cthulhu hears your call. He eats you and breaks your brain, optionally in that order. Giygas continues laughing madly, having no concept of what just happened.
You are God, supreme being and creator of the universe. Life is sweet!
Nietzsche declares me dead. I am.
You are Nietzsche. You just killed god.
Imagine a pincushion covered in pins. Replace cushion with me and pins with farming tools. And a shovel, too.
IT'S CHRISTMAS, YOU IDIOTS!
edited 19th Dec '10 5:01:42 AM by SilverBlack
Since I've been such a good boy, Santa gives me a bomb. And the fuse is lighted.
You are burrrrrrning in the depths of hell!
edited 19th Dec '10 6:50:36 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt
I try to eat the flames in an attempt to breathe fire.
You can guess how well that went.
A giant arrives! You should be able to guess what happens.
You meet The Stig.
My helmet is removed, causing instant death.
You are Crash Man.
edited 19th Dec '10 10:06:30 PM by Balmung
You are eating at Subway.
A subway comes through and runs over everyone.
You are Ridley. Samus has not yet been born.
Kraid drops in to have a chat about Recurring Boss status. It doesn't end well.
You are at home, watching DVDs of your favorite TV show.
edited 20th Dec '10 12:15:53 AM by sgrunt
I suddenly have a seizure from the bright light, nevermind that I'm not epileptic.
You have skin cancer.
The TV sprouts a laser cannon and kills me.
The doctors try and surgery me, but instead kill me.
You are bittorrenting.
edited 20th Dec '10 12:19:37 AM by ion496
Those anti-piracy guys come in and kill you.
You are riding a bike.
The RIAA and MPAA send in their hit teams to assskullfuck me to death.
I ride off of a cliff and splat into an unrecognizable mess.
You are Job, you just passed God/Satan's test. Life is sweet.
edited 20th Dec '10 12:40:06 AM by Balmung
You're still fair game for Cthulhu. He eats you and breaks your brain, optionally in that order.
You are Cthulhu, and you are wearing boxing gear to make sure no one punches you out.
Someone pulls out a gun instead. No such thing as over-preparation, it seems.
You've just shot Cthulu. Life is most definitely good.
Nyarlathotep comes and kills you.
You are Haruhi Suzumiya.
"This is dull. Life is so boring. I wonder if they have aliens or espers in the afterlife?"
You are a giant monster, about to rampage through Tokyo. You have defeated Godzilla and Mothra. Life is pretty damn sweet.
edited 20th Dec '10 6:53:37 AM by BlackWolfe
King Ghidorah shoots you down.
You are a mighty wizard. None may strike you down!
Except for a swift blow up the privates!
edited 20th Dec '10 9:29:08 AM by SilverBlack
Grammar Nazis. That is all.
You are Max Barry.
Max Barry's nipples become a pair of anacondas which start strangling me to death. Oh and they explode.
GAME OVER PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN
Wild PALM TREE appears!
Wild PALM TREE used BODY SLAM! It's super effective! Troper fainted.
You are fairly late in a game of NetHack.
You kill the other three Horsemen and decide to make a buffet of them before offering up the Amulet of Yendor. Death is your appetizer. YASD ensues.
You're a lategame Nethack player whose sense of cuisine, fortunately, does not resemble that of GIR, Heffer or Hannibal Lecter.
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