Huh, I love cilantro. I could eat plates of it by itself, which is better than most vegetables.
Oh, there was also that one time I opened a protein pill to see what it was like, some powder spilled out, and then I ate it because I didn't want to waste it. It tastes nasty by itself, but that time IT BURNED.
Drank, not ate - but Dr Pepper. They introduced it here back in my teens, and my god that stuff was awful. No one liked it, and they even ran an ad campaign asking people to give it a second chance. Didn't work.
Now, I've heard that the stuff in the US does actually taste better, so when I'm over there next year I'm going to try it again.
There was a point in my childhood where I took Ritalin. Normally I took it swallowed whole, but one day my mother got the idea to try powdering the pill and mixing it with water, so I couldn't just swallow it without tasting.
Yeah, medicines taste worse than anything that even pretends to be actual food.
Furthermore, I think Guantanamo must be destroyed.There was this one Passover dinner at a friend's house where we were passing around the bitter herbs (maror). It's not that it really tastes bad, it's just very bitter. I don't have a problem with bitter, but I did have a problem with what followed.
IT BURNS LIKE HELL. Seriously. It felt like my ears were on fire. I almost ran to dunk my face in the sink because it HURT SO MUCH.
Apparently, maror is supposed to represent the suffering of the Jewish slaves in Egypt. I can totally see why now. *shudders*
You know what? My posts aren't appearing. Why is that?
edited 17th Dec '10 6:41:41 PM by Madrugada
Would you kindly click my dragons?Celery is the absolute worst food to eat on the planet, and if I was given a choice whether to eat celery or a fish head I would choose the fish head. *
edited 17th Dec '10 9:57:23 PM by EldritchBlueRose
Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.
By celery I mean the celery this.
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When I was in my church's youth group * they had this race where everyone was split up into groups of four. Once the race started each group had to go to a certain station to complete a certain task. Once they are done that station they are told which station to go next. One of these stations had us eat a one gallon bag stuffed with celery per group. I remember feeling really very ill after eating a good amount of celery.
Presently I can't handle celery unless it is chopped up and cooked into something, like chicken salad souffle.
edited 18th Dec '10 7:58:30 AM by EldritchBlueRose
Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.Ugh, I disagree. I'm someone who really adores vegetables, and I can't stand celery. The taste is too strong for me and not to my liking at all. I've been forced to eat it in soup by my grandmother, so what I had to do was mush it with my spoon and then swallow it without chewing because I couldn't bear the taste on my tongue.
Also, I was once out running errands and I decided to have sushi at this fast food stand. I knew it wasn't going to be the best but I was in the mood. The put celery in the sushi. It was all I could taste and it crunched really unpleasantly under my teeth, and totally overpowered the taste of the other ingredients. Horrific!
Still, I'd rather eat a stick of celery than a fish head :/ Eyes and brains and feet and other such body parts are too much for me to handle.
ShineGyros are pretty good. Then again, every culture seems to have this food that got created by cleaning out the back of the fridge and scraping it into one giant pot.
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^ Straight buttermilk is alright, not very enjoyable nor recommended however.