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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#26: Dec 17th 2010 at 8:38:40 AM

^ Straight buttermilk is alright, not very enjoyable nor recommended however.

Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#27: Dec 17th 2010 at 8:38:51 AM

Also don't drink Pepsi that's been out of date for seven years.

It is not good.

MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#28: Dec 17th 2010 at 8:39:27 AM

^ Did you shake it up to re-mix the stuff? I'd imagine after seven years all it did was separate.

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#30: Dec 17th 2010 at 8:43:12 AM

the Mcrib

Dear lord the Mc Rib!

[[User Banned]]_ My Pm box ix still open though, I think?
Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#31: Dec 17th 2010 at 8:52:39 AM

No, because I had no idea it had expired. I was at someone else's house and they told me to get a pop out of the basement fridge. I did, opened it, thought it smelled a bit funny, chugged, and then my tongue and stomache made a suicide pact, which I thankfully was able to talk them out of.

Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#32: Dec 17th 2010 at 9:09:59 AM

Buttermilk should not taste spoiled. It should have a little bit of a tang, like yoghurt.

On the other hand, I'm another one for whom cilantro tastes like soap. It's a genetic thing, I'm not going to "get over it" if you try to feed it to me often enough. And "hiding" it doesn't work either.

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012
#33: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:14:15 AM

Huh, I love cilantro. I could eat plates of it by itself, which is better than most vegetables.

Oh, there was also that one time I opened a protein pill to see what it was like, some powder spilled out, and then I ate it because I didn't want to waste it. It tastes nasty by itself, but that time IT BURNED.

EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#34: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:15:35 AM

I like cilantro in some dishes, but not where it's overpowering every other flavor.

lemedy OM NOM NOM NOM from Australia Since: Nov, 2010
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#35: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:27:47 AM

Drank, not ate - but Dr Pepper. They introduced it here back in my teens, and my god that stuff was awful. No one liked it, and they even ran an ad campaign asking people to give it a second chance. Didn't work.

Now, I've heard that the stuff in the US does actually taste better, so when I'm over there next year I'm going to try it again.

Karkadinn Karkadinn from New Orleans, Louisiana Since: Jul, 2009
Karkadinn
#36: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:27:49 AM

There was a point in my childhood where I took Ritalin. Normally I took it swallowed whole, but one day my mother got the idea to try powdering the pill and mixing it with water, so I couldn't just swallow it without tasting.

Yeah, medicines taste worse than anything that even pretends to be actual food.

Furthermore, I think Guantanamo must be destroyed.
lemedy OM NOM NOM NOM from Australia Since: Nov, 2010
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#37: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:30:20 AM

That reminds me of when my mother tried to give us echinacea straight - not realising you're supposed to mixed it up with juice.

It tasted like burning.

pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#38: Dec 17th 2010 at 11:39:51 AM

Chicken.

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LilPaladinSuzy Chaotic New Troll from 4chan Since: Jul, 2010
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#39: Dec 17th 2010 at 3:44:29 PM

There was this one Passover dinner at a friend's house where we were passing around the bitter herbs (maror). It's not that it really tastes bad, it's just very bitter. I don't have a problem with bitter, but I did have a problem with what followed.

IT BURNS LIKE HELL. Seriously. It felt like my ears were on fire. I almost ran to dunk my face in the sink because it HURT SO MUCH.

Apparently, maror is supposed to represent the suffering of the Jewish slaves in Egypt. I can totally see why now. *shudders*

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edited 17th Dec '10 6:41:41 PM by Madrugada

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EldritchBlueRose The Puzzler from A Really Red Room Since: Apr, 2010
The Puzzler
#40: Dec 17th 2010 at 6:42:57 PM

Celery is the absolute worst food to eat on the planet, and if I was given a choice whether to eat celery or a fish head I would choose the fish head.  *

edited 17th Dec '10 9:57:23 PM by EldritchBlueRose

Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#41: Dec 17th 2010 at 7:43:17 PM

A diet bar that I mistook for a chocolate bar for some reason.

Ew. People eat that on purpose?

edited 17th Dec '10 7:43:44 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#42: Dec 17th 2010 at 7:44:07 PM

^^ Fish heads, fish heads roly poly fish heads...fish heads fish heads eat em up yum!

In all seriousness I'd rather take the celery than a fish head and I don't like either.

edited 17th Dec '10 7:44:18 PM by MajorTom

EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#43: Dec 18th 2010 at 1:24:24 AM

Wait, what's wrong with celery aside from its blandness?

ZheToralf Floating Advice Reminder from somewhere in Germany Since: Dec, 2009
#44: Dec 18th 2010 at 3:03:37 AM

[up][up][up][up]What part of the Celery where you eating? Because i love pickled celery tubers. Dont know how the green stuff tastes though. To clean up the translation issues English<>German, im meant this.

edited 18th Dec '10 3:05:09 AM by ZheToralf

You lost!
EldritchBlueRose The Puzzler from A Really Red Room Since: Apr, 2010
The Puzzler
#45: Dec 18th 2010 at 7:56:56 AM

[up] By celery I mean the celery this.

When I was in my church's youth group  *

they had this race where everyone was split up into groups of four. Once the race started each group had to go to a certain station to complete a certain task. Once they are done that station they are told which station to go next. One of these stations had us eat a one gallon bag stuffed with celery per group. I remember feeling really very ill after eating a good amount of celery.

Presently I can't handle celery unless it is chopped up and cooked into something, like chicken salad souffle.

edited 18th Dec '10 7:58:30 AM by EldritchBlueRose

Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.
Karkadinn Karkadinn from New Orleans, Louisiana Since: Jul, 2009
Karkadinn
#46: Dec 18th 2010 at 1:47:07 PM

That's like not being able to handle bread. Or lettuce. Celery has barely any taste! Cook it with pretty much anything else, and the anything else will overwhelm it.

Furthermore, I think Guantanamo must be destroyed.
Nika-senpai The Golden Girl from Mitakihara Since: Nov, 2009
The Golden Girl
#47: Dec 18th 2010 at 5:26:34 PM

Ugh, I disagree. I'm someone who really adores vegetables, and I can't stand celery. The taste is too strong for me and not to my liking at all. I've been forced to eat it in soup by my grandmother, so what I had to do was mush it with my spoon and then swallow it without chewing because I couldn't bear the taste on my tongue.

Also, I was once out running errands and I decided to have sushi at this fast food stand. I knew it wasn't going to be the best but I was in the mood. The put celery in the sushi. It was all I could taste and it crunched really unpleasantly under my teeth, and totally overpowered the taste of the other ingredients. Horrific!

Still, I'd rather eat a stick of celery than a fish head :/ Eyes and brains and feet and other such body parts are too much for me to handle.

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TibetanFox Feels Good, Man from Death Continent Since: Oct, 2010
Feels Good, Man
#48: Dec 18th 2010 at 5:39:22 PM

Mousakka

There are many things I like about Greek people. Their food is not one of them.

Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#49: Dec 18th 2010 at 7:05:36 PM

Gyros are pretty good. Then again, every culture seems to have this food that got created by cleaning out the back of the fridge and scraping it into one giant pot.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#50: Dec 18th 2010 at 7:17:02 PM

^ Well when your quite hungry you have a tendency to not care about taste as much.


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