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GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Dec 9th 2010 at 1:20:09 PM

You know what people mean when they say they have a "sweet tooth"? They mean that they like sweet foods. Probably a bit too much.

Well, I never did like sweets all that much—they're nice but whatever.

However, who needs cookies when you have crackers?

Who needs chocolate chips when you have chips?

Who needs caramel when you have cheese?

Who needs chocolate-covered nuts when you have sea-salt-covered nuts?

Salty foods FTW.

IYellalot READY! from The Flower Kingdom Since: Jul, 2010
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#2: Dec 9th 2010 at 1:51:22 PM

I still say sweet food is better, but I do like pretzels. Even though I get a bunch of it stuck in my teeth.

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spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
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#3: Dec 9th 2010 at 2:12:14 PM

Mmmm, cheese and crackers. Add fruit and you've got the best darn snack in the universe.

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#4: Dec 9th 2010 at 2:24:06 PM

Yeah, I really like fruit. That's my big exception to my lack of taste for sweets rule.

Well, there's also Starburst and Skittles, but those are at best meh. Well, some Skittles are nice.

Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5: Dec 9th 2010 at 2:25:02 PM

But you can salt your fruit and it tastes delicious. Especially if it's a melon. Mmmmm...

Or bacon apple cheese sandwhiches?? Omg, the salty sweet is awesome.

edited 9th Dec '10 2:25:14 PM by Bur

BlackWolfe Viewer Gender Confusion? from Lost in Austin Since: Jun, 2010
#6: Dec 10th 2010 at 5:52:52 PM

@OP: Me too. It seems to be a common thing, actually. My aunt and uncle once came up with a travel snacking rule for long road trips they called "the sweet/salty rotation." It's Exactly What It Says on the Tin, and it keeps you from getting tired of snacks, letting you travel longer without needing to stop for real food.

I once proposed the National Association of Condiment Lovers for this.

edited 10th Dec '10 5:53:09 PM by BlackWolfe

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Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
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#7: Dec 10th 2010 at 10:17:34 PM

I love salt! Chocolate pretzels are my favorite snack food.

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IanExMachina The Paedofinder General from Gone with the Chickens Since: Jul, 2009
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#8: Dec 11th 2010 at 4:10:17 AM

Pork scratchings, salty and nice. (If super unhealthy)

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Bluelantern2814 Mage of Life-Breath-Doom Since: Sep, 2009
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#9: Dec 11th 2010 at 1:17:38 PM

I have a "Unhealthy tooth" sad

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Videogamer07 from the U.S. Since: Oct, 2010
#10: Dec 14th 2010 at 11:25:20 AM

Sometimes I want something salty, other times I want something sweet. It depends on what I want to eat.

LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
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#11: Dec 14th 2010 at 11:29:07 AM

I just found protein-enriched pretzels at Vitamin Cottage [awesome][awesome][awesome][awesome][awesome].

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Smartyarse Smartyarse Since: Apr, 2010
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#12: Dec 14th 2010 at 3:33:09 PM

You know what they need to make? Chocolate covered fries. Sell 'em at Mc Donald's. Hell yeah.

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LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
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#14: Dec 14th 2010 at 4:58:56 PM

[up][up] Seriously? With the current obesity rates?

edited 14th Dec '10 7:14:34 PM by LeighSabio

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Galeros Slay foes with bow and arrow Since: Jan, 2001
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#15: Dec 14th 2010 at 5:17:49 PM

I like salty foods too. I especially like to eat them with sweet foods.

Bur from Flyover Country (Living Relic) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#16: Dec 14th 2010 at 5:28:17 PM

If KFC can do the double-down (MMMMMMMMM SO GOOD) McD's should be able to do chocolate coated french fries.

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#17: Dec 14th 2010 at 6:10:20 PM

But the double down does not contain chocolate.

AXavierB Since: Jan, 2001
#18: Dec 14th 2010 at 6:13:07 PM

I like dipping fries in vanilla ice cream. >_>

spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
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#19: Dec 14th 2010 at 6:44:25 PM

^ Better: fries in frosties at Wendy's.

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#20: Dec 14th 2010 at 6:50:17 PM

I love how Leigh Sabio's post is subverted by mine.

LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
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#21: Dec 14th 2010 at 7:15:02 PM

Ninja. tongue

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Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
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#22: Dec 14th 2010 at 8:10:53 PM

"Better: fries in frosties at Wendy's."

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was the weird one with this [lol]

Galeros Slay foes with bow and arrow Since: Jan, 2001
Slay foes with bow and arrow
#23: Dec 14th 2010 at 8:17:11 PM

[up]I think they had a commercial with people doing it.

Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#24: Dec 14th 2010 at 8:32:51 PM

How do I miss these things?! o.O

I mean, I hear the ear-rape Quiznos cats six times a day, but nothing telling me my love of frosty fries isn't something perverted and horrible?

edited 14th Dec '10 8:34:31 PM by Pykrete

elemcee Since: Dec, 2009
#25: Dec 14th 2010 at 8:57:21 PM

They sell battered mars bars in Britain.


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