And yet I imagine that being completely in character for the guy, either due to his narcissism or complete willingness to knowingly disturb people.
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — UltimatepheerMe too, I know it's going to take a while to get the post-Ballot stuff situated, but I'm kinda surprised we haven't gotten something yet.
I did hear rumors about a Nintendo Direct being due within the next week, but I dunno...
"I'm glad I don't wear shoes or else I'd have to always get shoes in two different sizes. ...If you know, you know!"I am the leaker. Muahaha.
I will leak more info, but only if you transfer enough bitcoins to me for me to buy a Wii U and 3DS.
Actually, I have the real truth about the leaks right here for free.
As it turns out, Sakurai is planning to release Super Smash Bros. Wii U.5 in December. It will included everything in the Wii U version, plus newcomers K. Rool, Inkling, Isaac, Chibi-Robo, Wonder Red, Dante from the Devil May Cry series, Bart Simpson, Shrek, Goku, Goku with Blue Hair, Waluigi, Whispy Woods, Angry Sun, Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry Jeff, Hyperealistic Wario, and Polygon Man.

His Smash 4 trophy description declares him the "living embodiment of gross" for a reason.
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby. Something in TV Tropes really drove me crazy.