Well, regular Wario is. Wario Ware Wario is a cold, calculating businessman.
edited 11th Nov '14 6:59:43 PM by Tropesofknowledge
Souleye - PPPPPP - Potential for Anything 3DS FC: 2621-3105-8671Who mostly hires his friends, a strangely large number of which are significantly younger than him- Even if we take the reasonable leap of accepting that he's as old or slightly younger than Mario who is in turn slightly older than the clearly 20-something Peach, he's pals with a pair of kindergartener ninjas, a fourth-grade retro gaming nerd, a creepy but lonely young witch and is at least the object of a crush from a high school or early college-age girl.
Where does Wario meet these people, anyway?
I sure said that!I believe that the Mario brothers and the Wario brothers are all in their 30s. Peach might be in her late 20s. But you know mushroom folk, they might live as long as the oldest mushrooms.
And Wario probably meets his developers who have their own ideas for microgames. They just make them up and show them to him, then he reaps all the profit.
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayPeach is the same age as Mario...Official.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.I always thought Wario was really nice to kids and they think he's fun so they design things for him. Even Wario has to have standards.
Call me butter, because I am on a roll! 3ds friend code: 5258-0885-3903 Wii U: Bowser Charizard
I don't think official numbers have ever been given, but he was a toddler when Peach was an infant, so there's that I guess.
edited 12th Nov '14 12:33:57 AM by Pulse
I sure said that!According to our character page, the his Japanese Melee trophy lists him as 26. Not that that's necessarily on the same level of outright Word of God.
edited 11th Nov '14 8:35:05 PM by KnownUnknown
Of course gravity shenanigans happen on the race track not set in space.
edited 12th Nov '14 1:17:54 AM by Demonfly
"Tell them to shut up and have some faith in me." - dead flashback guy

Confirmed, Wario's vectoring was fixed in the Wii U version it seems.