PIT: So, uh, who's that?
Palutena: That's the Trainer from Wii Fit. I'm not surprised you can't tell, given how you never played it.
PIT: I had better things to do!
Palutena: Like what, stuffing your face?
PIT: I also had other better things to do!
Viridi: Is that why you're so chubby?
I suck at this.
edited 18th Apr '14 11:16:57 AM by ultimatepheer
I guess Pit and Palutena could still do a codec between each other in the midst of battle.
"Lady Palutena, with all due respect I think it would be best if... maybe you just..."
"Nah, I'm not just going to hand you a free win or anything. I'll use the Centurions if I-"
"Is that why you told me I wasn't allowed to call on the Centurions for help any more?"
"Err... no, that's for a completely unrelated reason and it has absolutely nothing to do with this game."
"Hmm... but if you want to win, why do you still let me use the Power of Flight?"
"It's Super Smash Bros., Pit. Did you honestly think they'd stick to canon? They probably didn't even research half of the franchises they put into the game."
edited 18th Apr '14 12:00:45 PM by NesClassic
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia"Whoa, that dragon sure is scary."
"That's Charizard Pit, and it's actually a Fire/Flying type Pokemon."
"So it only looks draconic. Huh. Maybe it should petition for a new type."
"It already did. When Charizard Mega evolves, it becomes Fire/Dragon, giving it whole new weaknesses and resistances. Think if you were able to swap weapons mid-battle."
"That sounds awesome!"
"Yup, now it can have barbecued angel even easier."
"...You're joking, right?"
"That depends on your abilities Pit. Even when it loses its Flying type, Charizard can still fly, so don't think you're safe in the air."
"Okay, that's not fair."
"Maybe if you got a Mega evolution you're wings would finally fix themselves."
"Please don't call me a Pokemon. By the way, didn't Charizard have a trainer last time? What happened to him?"
"..."
"Lady Palutena?"
"Just try to keep yourself popular. Apparently you can do anything if people love you enough."
"Huh, that guy sure looks beefy for someone his size."
"That's Little Mac, Pit, and I wouldn't be judging anyone if I were your height."
"I wasn't! And hey, what's that supposed to mean!?"
"Oh, nothing. Anyway, Little Mac is a World Champ in the WVBA, and has an incredible defensive game, famed for dancing like a fly and biting like a mosquito."
"Wow, sounds... Kinda gross."
"But more than that, Mac has a will of iron. There were many times in his rise to the top when it looked like his star was going to go out, only for him to grit his teeth and pull a win from the jaws of defeat!"
"Wow, sounds like my kinda guy!"
"Says Mister 'I'm Finished!' himself!"
"H-hey! It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up!"
edited 18th Apr '14 12:22:30 PM by Pulse
I sure said that!I heard it controls terribly though.
That, or takes lots of getting used to.
Playing Sonic Lost World on the 3DS sometimes gave me finger cramps from holding down the R button constantly. I probably should have bought myself an XL, since those seem comfier to hold.
edited 18th Apr '14 12:39:25 PM by Kurgy
If you're a lefty and don't already have a Circle Pad Pro, you miiiiiiight want to hold out though. ABXY works for movement, but it hurts your thumb after a bit and makes Flight sections harder than they should be (doing dodge rolls is really hard without the Circle Pad.)
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia

This is cool! How about a Wii Fit Trainer codec?
Just floating around...