And then there'd be loads of complaints from the contingent of players who only own the 3DS version. As always with the Smash fandom, no one wins.
Already mentioned on the page, my friend.
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStar@ this
Also, that Game Xplain video from two pages ago made me want to play Kirby Air Ride, if only because of how much the guy in the video was sucking at the game.
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.I'm not sure it's an Ascended Meme so much as a response to people who picked nothing but FD in Brawl online.
...I just found a forum thread on another site dedicated to gushing about Samus's ass in the game. Quoth the OP: "I've gone frame-by-frame through the direct footage, and singled out most of the notable frames that highlight this beautiful feature. As I believe we'll be spending a great deal of time seeing this booty, whether we want to or not (and why would you not? It's great!), I figured we needed a thorough examination of just what we can expect from Samus, in particular on her rear side."
This made me severely depressed that this is an actual thing that someone wrote.
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
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Ah, you misunderstand. I'm not saying the Wii U version is getting a raw deal. I'm saying that I'm getting a raw deal. Unless I get a 3DS, I can't play Smash Run, which is pretty much the foundation of what I like to see in co-op/multiplayer games. Large space, four people, PvE and Pv P, pre-match powering up, and not Dark Souls. Stages are one thing, I don't mind that. A whole 'nother mode that I won't be getting? No fair.
The days of trying to catch an upskirt from Princess Peach seem so childish and silly when you compare them to how much time you've spent staring at Zero Suit Samus. Imagine if there were a record for how long one spends the game paused while playing as her.
edited 15th Apr '14 10:33:31 AM by FOFD
I'm pretty sure I saw someone on GameFAQs spare a few words of appreciation for Sheik's hindquarters, not that it helps any.
And I'm pretty sure what 0dd's quoting comes from a thread where the TC had a post-by-post breakdown of ZSS. It was pretty skeevy.
edited 15th Apr '14 10:34:15 AM by X2X
"Just wants a friend but had to give up his ding dong for it, tragic." - AngelLightStarWell, tis the price of having ZSS playable. They'll be those people that treat her as nothing more than Male Gaze fanservice. And that goes for both sides of the argument.
edited 15th Apr '14 10:46:01 AM by nigelstack345
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash@FOFD: That makes me think of something a wise woman once said:
"My TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit!"
edited 15th Apr '14 11:26:40 AM by Etheru
@FOFD: Well see the thing is that if they didn't make something exclusive, people would bitch about the whole One Game for the Price of Two problem. This way, there is more variety in gameplay. Of course, that gets bitched about as well. Honestly, I have a hard time deciding whether the Pokemon or Smash fandoms are the hardest to please because no matter what happens, a loud bunch of someones throw a fit.
"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior ValI just removed the last three examples from the Game-Breaker page. Why would anyone write that sort of thing for something that has yet to be released?
edited 15th Apr '14 11:48:09 AM by doctrainAUM
"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"

If worse comes to worst it could always be fixed in time for Wii U version. If we really are getting it half a year later it better be stuffed to the gills with several orders of magnitude more content than the 3DS version.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!