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AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#1: Dec 6th 2010 at 3:00:40 PM

I signed up here after hearing there was all sorts of interesting things going on, but none of you are time travelers, espers, or aliens! None of you even have any mysteries to solve! You just have all these lists of boring things that don't make any sense.

Well, I've had enough of this! Unless any of you have any mysteries to tell the SOS club about, I'm not coming on here again.

This is, obviously, Anno R. I'm doing this as a writing exercise for not only myself, but anyone who responds. For those who do not know, I'm writing as Haruhi Suzumiya. That's my part of the writing exercise. For all who reply, your part of the exercise is to respond as if Haruhi Suzumiya was really posting on TV Tropes.

Note: I would've used a sockpuppet, but it won't let me log out of my main account for some reason.

edited 6th Dec '10 3:00:56 PM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#2: Dec 6th 2010 at 10:21:02 PM

No mystery? So you actually believe I'm normal. Riiiiiiiiiiight >_>.

edited 6th Dec '10 10:21:38 PM by PsychoFreaX

Help?.. please...
Faramir I really need a job... from Just before a Deadline. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
I really need a job...
#3: Dec 6th 2010 at 11:01:50 PM

I can play two cool musical instruments and two ... musical instruments. I dare you to figure out what they are!

I also dare you to figure out what an Astarif is.

edited 6th Dec '10 11:03:29 PM by Faramir

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you can't sell him fish anymore.
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
This foreboding is fa...
#4: Dec 6th 2010 at 11:34:37 PM

Excellent, just as planned.

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#5: Dec 7th 2010 at 7:10:33 AM

[up][up][up]You're not an alien or anything, and you don't have any mysteries, so you're boring!

[up][up]An astarif? I'll have to get Kyon to look whatever that is up, but you're still not interesting at all.

[up]Just as planned? What's that supposed to mean?

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Five_X Maelstrom Since: Feb, 2010
Maelstrom
#6: Dec 7th 2010 at 4:12:41 PM

Nonsense! We are the eggmen. I am their leader, The Walrus.

I write pretty good fanfiction, sometimes.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#7: Dec 7th 2010 at 4:59:03 PM

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#8: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:03:36 PM

Oh and since when have I ever stated that I'm not an alien?

Help?.. please...
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#9: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:10:50 PM

You're obviously not! An alien would want to study people, or maybe they'd be here to help some sort of hero or something!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
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#10: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:22:06 PM

You're thinking far too inhibited. Why would an alien feel the need to limit itself to those two options?

You're an alien here and you aren't doing either.

How depressing it would be to have such a narrow minded god...

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#11: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:23:55 PM

Because that makes sense! And alien wouldn't just go out and do nothing, they're aliens, they have to do something!

Wait, God? Are you crazy or something?

edited 7th Dec '10 6:24:47 PM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
This foreboding is fa...
#12: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:24:53 PM

Who isn't crazy around here?

Quick, let's have a show of hands.

(Places hand on the floor)

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#13: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:27:47 PM

No one can see your hands, you're on the internet!

Unless they can see your hands because you're actually using secret communication devices that you use to communicate with each other!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
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#14: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:50:55 PM

Secret communication devices...that's crazy talk!

edited 7th Dec '10 6:52:19 PM by deathjavu

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#15: Dec 7th 2010 at 6:54:05 PM

Yeah! That makes sense! And you're hiding them from everyone because you're trying to keep them secret so the government doesn't find out!

Because the government always wants stuff like that!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
PsychoFreaX Card-Carrying Villain >:D from Transcended Humanity Since: Jan, 2010
#16: Dec 7th 2010 at 8:41:24 PM

Secret communication devices. Well you got your mystery haven't you? Can Deathjavu truly see people's hands through the internet?

And why is it that he thinks you're God? Could it be that you truly are God and he is clairvoyant?

Maybe you're just not looking hard enough for these mysteries ^^'.

Help?.. please...
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#17: Dec 7th 2010 at 8:43:39 PM

No, no, that's completely ridiculous!

But the secret communication devices, that could be interesting! I'll have to get the full power of the SOS brigade to check this out!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
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#18: Dec 7th 2010 at 11:07:21 PM

0_o That's an invasion of privacy! I don't want you to see my alien features totally, completely human features!

edited 7th Dec '10 11:08:02 PM by deathjavu

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
Dealan Since: Feb, 2010
#19: Dec 8th 2010 at 1:17:11 AM

Huh, you come here asking us to reveal who amongst us is an alien or a time traveler, and you expect us to just tell you? Seriously?

If you want to learn our secrets, you have to earn it first. You say this place is boring. But are you not boring? You've just been ranting since you first came here, and let me tell you, this is not interesting at all. You, Haruhi, are BORING.

If you want us to present our mysteries to you, you have to prove you're worth it first. So, do something interesting.

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#20: Dec 8th 2010 at 8:22:43 AM

I'm not boring!

PENALTY! Insulting the glorious leader of the SOS Brigade deserves punishment!

edited 8th Dec '10 8:23:13 AM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
deathjavu This foreboding is fa... from The internet, obviously Since: Feb, 2010
This foreboding is fa...
#21: Dec 8th 2010 at 11:05:20 PM

Who are you to mete out such punishment? Are you a god, handing down judgement to lesser mortals?

I swear, the next generation is so undisciplined...

OOC-tell me when you're ready to finish, I've got a perfect ending for this sillyness

[down] Hey, I specified vague foreshadowing good sir/madam, vague. Way to not read the script!

edited 8th Dec '10 11:37:06 PM by deathjavu

Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#22: Dec 8th 2010 at 11:24:31 PM

Oh, a goddess, eh? Why, I'm a time traveller tongue

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#23: Dec 9th 2010 at 8:23:29 AM

[up][up]What the hell are you talking about? You're not making any sense.

[up]Ha! A Time Traveller? I likely story! A time traveller would be going around had having adventures, and trying to change the past to save the future or something!

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Ettina Since: Apr, 2009
#24: Dec 9th 2010 at 10:56:25 AM

I want to drink your blood.

If I'm asking for advice on a story idea, don't tell me it can't be done.
Ronnie Respect the Red Right Hand from Surrounded by Idiots Since: Jan, 2001
Respect the Red Right Hand
#25: Dec 9th 2010 at 11:06:54 AM

...Haruhi's on the internet... Wow. Everyone, hold onto your hats, the world may explode soon.

Oh, Haruhi, something you might wanna see here...


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