No mystery? So you actually believe I'm normal. Riiiiiiiiiiight >_>.
edited 6th Dec '10 10:21:38 PM by PsychoFreaX
Help?.. please...![]()
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You're not an alien or anything, and you don't have any mysteries, so you're boring!
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An astarif? I'll have to get Kyon to look whatever that is up, but you're still not interesting at all.
Just as planned? What's that supposed to mean?
Nonsense! We are the eggmen. I am their leader, The Walrus.
I write pretty good fanfiction, sometimes.Secret communication devices. Well you got your mystery haven't you? Can Deathjavu truly see people's hands through the internet?
And why is it that he thinks you're God? Could it be that you truly are God and he is clairvoyant?
Maybe you're just not looking hard enough for these mysteries ^^'.
Help?.. please...Huh, you come here asking us to reveal who amongst us is an alien or a time traveler, and you expect us to just tell you? Seriously?
If you want to learn our secrets, you have to earn it first. You say this place is boring. But are you not boring? You've just been ranting since you first came here, and let me tell you, this is not interesting at all. You, Haruhi, are BORING.
If you want us to present our mysteries to you, you have to prove you're worth it first. So, do something interesting.
Who are you to mete out such punishment? Are you a god, handing down judgement to lesser mortals?
I swear, the next generation is so undisciplined...
OOC-tell me when you're ready to finish, I've got a perfect ending for this sillyness
Hey, I specified vague foreshadowing good sir/madam, vague. Way to not read the script!
edited 8th Dec '10 11:37:06 PM by deathjavu
Look, you can't make me speak in a logical, coherent, intelligent bananna.Oh, a goddess, eh? Why, I'm a time traveller
Respect the Red Right Hand

I signed up here after hearing there was all sorts of interesting things going on, but none of you are time travelers, espers, or aliens! None of you even have any mysteries to solve! You just have all these lists of boring things that don't make any sense.
Well, I've had enough of this! Unless any of you have any mysteries to tell the SOS club about, I'm not coming on here again.
This is, obviously, Anno R. I'm doing this as a writing exercise for not only myself, but anyone who responds. For those who do not know, I'm writing as Haruhi Suzumiya. That's my part of the writing exercise. For all who reply, your part of the exercise is to respond as if Haruhi Suzumiya was really posting on TV Tropes.
Note: I would've used a sockpuppet, but it won't let me log out of my main account for some reason.
edited 6th Dec '10 3:00:56 PM by AnnoR
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