Follow TV Tropes
One man, a dark cave, and the constant threat of a Wumpas on his tail.
Hunt the Wumpus, for the Wumpus hunts you...
The Gulf Oil Disaster: The Videogame, Musical and Novel
^Tagline: Once you go black oil, you never go back. Oil. Come see your favorite characters from the famed documentary singing your favorite hits such as, "Oil! (Oh Well)", "I Can't Believe It's Not Stopping", and the smash hit, "The Seagulls Are Dying the Seagulls are Dying!"
Springtime for Hitler: The Animated Adaptation.
edited 7th Dec '10 6:07:49 PM by HairWhippedByHair
Hitler is a wuss in it and its poorly animated.
pokemon the 14th movie.
Wait, there hasn't been a 14th Pokemon movie already?
Q - Bert: The Novelization
Read the epic tale of an alien creature from a faraway world on a quest to change the world by means of jumping around a pyramid. Lots of profanity included!
Super Smash Bros: The Soap Opera
waaaaay too much drama actors suck and they use cheap effects.
The sims the movie
Does not feature any Sim-based cruelty whatsoever.
Final Fantasy III: The Erotic Puppet Show
The whole thing consists of puppets maiming each others' genetailia with those massive swords. No, not penises. Swords.
Wand of Gamelon The Movie
Using the name of the notorious C Di game, the movie is instead focused on Tingle. It is five hours long, and the plot consists entirely of him floating around Termina being creepy.
Death of a Salesman: On Ice
All it shows is a salesman dieing the end.
Unfortunately, there's already several of those.
Pi: The video game.
The entire game consists of you typing out the entire number. If you miss a single digit, the game cuts to a plethora of nerds laughing hysterically at you and you'll have to start over.
Atop the Fourth Wall On Ice
"Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics FREEZE!" Linkara sums up bad comics, while imitating the characters with ICE SKATING! Quite boring, why pay for something the internet can give you free and less awkwardly? (There's the 90s kid and Dr. Insano and stuff, Linkara isn't alone.)
Bubble Bobble: The Adventure Game
"Welcome to Bubble Bobble, where you have to shoot the most bubbles in the most epically packed videogame of the year. Now complete with 3d effects and platform trailer "
Rune Scape: The Opera!
edited 8th Dec '10 11:02:14 PM by sabrina_diamond
Everyone runs around singing about EXP and getting gold.
Chatty Cathy The Movie.
I'm actually writing this. GOD, I'm a nerd.
As for the Chatty Cathy movie, I can see them going one of two ways with it. They could make it a Creepy Doll thing similar to "Talky Tina" from The Twilight Zone, or they could play it straight and make it like My Pet Monster. Either way, it would likely be terrible.
In the same vein as the Super Mario Bros. Movie, a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie!
It's the 2006 version, Squicky kiss included, with the same voice actors sans DAN GREEN and Mike Pollock, and the loading times are added to the plot, and are called "super speed cuts."
A book titled: Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down.
It's a story of the lives of brothers Simon and Matthew Weeble, in which everything that happens goes wrong, and they come close to a nervous breakdown, only to pull together at the last minute and improve their lives.
Warhammer40000: The Opera
It's... exactly as hammy as the source material...
Schindlers List: Board Game Edition
You play on the Nazi side: Travel around the board and find Jewish children! Gas as may as you can for bonus points! The first one to catch and execute Schindler wins!
Monty Python on Saturday morning cartoons.
Just remove a few of the dirtier skits and then animate the entire thing.
Monopoly, the movie musical.
The touching story of a struggling couple starting their own real estate company. 15 minutes into the movie however, it changes to a minimalist set with them walking on a giant board carrying a dice. Finally they make it big and own all the hotels.
Minesweeper, the first person action shooter.
edited 9th Dec '10 6:25:50 PM by Blurring
An FPS... without the S. Comb and defuse an entire mine field to ensure the safety of your commander, Sergeant Smiley Face.
Carrie: The RPG
An RPG in the vein of Maid RPG, you play a group of potential highschool bachelors all vying for the heart of Carrie. Wait, what? You die at the end? What if you stop... You can't? There's absolutely no way to get the girls to stop the prank? Or to find out about the prank at all to stop it? Well, what if you... What? You get killed by Carrie for suggesting not going to the prom?
... Who writes this crap?
Portal: The novel
For added realism, the book is full of holes cut into it, and you have to jump around pages in order to read the damn thing.
Camel Cigarettes, the book.
Community Showcase More