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zam Since: Jun, 2009
#26: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:21:00 PM

Burn the none-believers!!!!

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#27: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:23:48 PM

-wakes up in cage again only in wierder clothing-

OK WHY AM I ALWAYS CAGED IN!!

I am bad at picking things.
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#28: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:28:07 PM

YES, LET'S BURN THE HERETICS OF THIS CHURCH. NOW WHERE DID I PUT THOSE MATCHES?

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#29: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:28:57 PM

-escapes cage and sees brainwashing device-

o-o........uuuuuh

I am bad at picking things.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#30: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:30:53 PM

Queen, what church are you in?

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#31: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:34:15 PM

dunno......sadly while my perents are christan I think I am a atheist

Now I want my own church too T~T

edited 4th Dec '10 2:34:46 PM by queenofdarkness

I am bad at picking things.
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#32: Dec 4th 2010 at 6:07:56 PM

CHARLATAN IS A MUCH BETTER GOD!

GO FISH EVERY WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#33: Dec 4th 2010 at 6:10:33 PM

Screw you, craps is better.

TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#34: Dec 4th 2010 at 6:12:43 PM

BUT HEY, WE CAN OFFER YOU A SPOT IN OUR RELIGION!

YOU'D BE, LIKE, THE REEEEEALLY POWERFUL ANGEL GUY.

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#35: Dec 5th 2010 at 7:36:21 AM

LIKE THAT LUCY GAL. SHE WAS POWERFUL, RIGHT?

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#36: Dec 5th 2010 at 8:20:53 AM

We could instead do a grouping of our religions. Like Abrahamic religions.

zam Since: Jun, 2009
#37: Dec 5th 2010 at 8:23:53 AM

I extend a hand of peace between our faiths.

zam Since: Jun, 2009
Icarael is All Elite from The Taguig Sprawl Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
is All Elite
#40: Dec 5th 2010 at 8:51:23 AM

So, since the whole Ecumenical movement worked out, who are we gonna CLEANSE, PURGE, and/or KILL?

"Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good."
zam Since: Jun, 2009
Icarael is All Elite from The Taguig Sprawl Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
is All Elite
#42: Dec 5th 2010 at 8:53:20 AM

Well, the Third Church of Charlatan wants to burn US down, so I say we shoot first.

Like Greedo.

"Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good."
zam Since: Jun, 2009
Icarael is All Elite from The Taguig Sprawl Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
is All Elite
#44: Dec 5th 2010 at 9:09:01 AM

... That's not the point! The point is the Third Church of Charlatan's about to go medieval on you and your pals in the other Church, and if you don't get ready you're going to get curbstomped!

"Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good."
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#45: Dec 5th 2010 at 9:14:57 AM

TO BE FAIR, I WAS ONLY THE KNEEJERK REACTION TO ANOTHER CHURCH TRYING TO STEAL AWAY OUR FLOCK. BESIDES, WE HAVE MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU, I THINK. SOME OF THEM MIGHT JUST BE IN IT FOR THE FREE COFFEE.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Diamonnes In Riastrad from Ulster Since: Nov, 2009
In Riastrad
#46: Dec 5th 2010 at 3:45:58 PM

HAIL CHARLATAN!

SO, ARE CHARLATAN AND LOG ALLIES NOW OR WHAT? 'CAUSE OTHERWISE I'M SETTING THIS PLACE ON FIRE AND KILLING ALL THE MEMBERS.

  • Drop-kicks Angel, drags her back to the Third Church of Charlatan.*

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
doorhandle Since: Oct, 2010
#47: Dec 6th 2010 at 12:00:38 AM

THERE IS NO NEED FOR WAR. THIS SHALL ONLY DIE IF HE-WHO-COCKPUNCHES DEMANDS IT.

IN THE MEANTIME, HEY, FREE COFFEE!

edited 6th Dec '10 12:00:53 AM by doorhandle

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#48: Dec 15th 2010 at 2:21:45 PM

No, and I will personally seek out and kill Chuckles myself.

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#50: Jan 3rd 2011 at 10:55:56 AM

Thanks for crediting me, Land of Gold, but I can't remember when I gave you the idea. Link please?

Anyways, ALL HAIL LAND OF GOLD!

edited 3rd Jan '11 10:56:14 AM by AlirozTheConfused

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.

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