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LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#1: Dec 4th 2010 at 9:28:03 AM

Thanks for the idea, Aliroz.

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#2: Dec 4th 2010 at 9:30:21 AM

ALL HAIL LAND OF GOLD!

-bows down-

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#3: Dec 4th 2010 at 9:32:31 AM

YOU ARE NOT MY GOD. EXECUTE PLAN "KILL EVERYTHING".

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#5: Dec 4th 2010 at 9:34:54 AM

-enters church-

FINALY I ESCAPED THAT CHURCH.....wow being a slave to a priest is awful........Oh, Crap!

I am bad at picking things.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Dec 4th 2010 at 10:15:21 AM

WHO'S UP FOR AN ECUMENICAL COUNCIL?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#7: Dec 4th 2010 at 10:16:40 AM

Ecumenical councils are looked down upon here.

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#8: Dec 4th 2010 at 11:01:37 AM

*suddenly becomes an Atheist*

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#9: Dec 4th 2010 at 11:05:55 AM

-reads the Gospel of Gold-

BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#10: Dec 4th 2010 at 11:37:18 AM

-Steps into the church-

-Steps out of the church-

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#11: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:04:09 PM

-Steps into church-

-Laughs hystericaly-

-Steps out of church-

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#13: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:10:45 PM

NO, YOU SEE, THAT'S MY JOB. BURN FOR THE BURNING GOD. OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#14: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:14:01 PM

Maybe you should burn down the church.

edited 4th Dec '10 12:14:15 PM by Firestarter

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#15: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:16:26 PM

That counts as religious persecution.

Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#16: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:21:09 PM

Hey, it was just a suggestion.

If your a god, then prove it.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#18: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:22:49 PM

Then how do you expect anyone to worship you?

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#20: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:27:24 PM

...So, you just show up, start a church, declare yourself a god, refuse to do anything to validate this claim, and just expect everyone to worship you blindly?

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#21: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:28:47 PM

So you just show up, laugh, try to burn the church, and now doubt me?

edited 4th Dec '10 12:29:02 PM by LandOfGold

Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#22: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:28:49 PM

THAT SEEMS LIKE A BAD PLAN, EVEN TO ME.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
#23: Dec 4th 2010 at 12:32:33 PM

-sees church, stares at it for a moment-

-walks away shaking her head-

zam Since: Jun, 2009
#24: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:03:04 PM

Do you all accept Land Of Gold as your one true Lord!

Well Do YOU?!

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#25: Dec 4th 2010 at 2:16:59 PM

I do not.

-is about to walk out but gets knocked out from whack to the head-

I am bad at picking things.

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